Massage/Garage idea

[The Lord Of Combinatorics]

Just throwing out a crazy idea a buddy and myself were discussing over the weekend.

A combination Massage parlour and Auto Repair shop... see this way you can get your wack off and have your car tuned up at the same time.

Pretty much everyone in this hobby owns a car, i would assume. I mean you'd have to be making at least decent coin to afford this hobby anyway. And we all know how time consuming alot of these repairs can be. So while you wait for Joe to change your oil, flush your tranny, and rotate your tires you could be upstairs with Jane getting "other" fluids flushed..

Would anyone frequent a place like this? i know i would...

Probably not very practical/doable but just thought i'd throw this out.. any thoughts?

 

[rownak5]

Not an auto enthusiast huh? well i am that's probably why it's so appealing to me.. Thanks for your input.

 

[KatieVee]

On the surface it sounds like a great idea, however, most guys want to be anonymous when they visit a MP. This wouldn't work with a garage as they would have your license plate number. How about a combo gas station/MP? You could advertise "full service" without worrying about LE.

 

[Lil T]

Unless the mechanics were girls..the first and last thing I wanna see after a session is a wrench monkey telling me I need a valve job

 

[fashionablyfit]

Just as long as the MPA doesn't try to put 10W30 on my dick instead of baby oil.

 

[Paultech]

Ya, and you'd probably be able to check your own oil level.

 

[Jessica M]

What about us Shadetree Mechanics who service our car(s) ourselves? What excuse could we use to frequent a local MP...err, I mean... a local Garage!

 

[Rose]

I think my injector needs flushing!!

 

[Matthew Ocean]

Why not hire the yahoo girl,she works out of a garage with good rates.

 

[Angie]

just think of the oil selection.....

5w30
10w30
sae 30
synthetic
rasberry
mint
viacreme
ect ect ect

 

[Terri E]

I shall shortly be resolving all your problems with a new drive-thru Sperm Bank. I am calling it the "Cum and Go".

Drive up to the automated machine, insert your Ontario Health card. When verified that you have not made a 'deposit' within the last 3 days, a sample bottle with be presented to you by the machine.

At that time a menu offering still or moving pornography will be offered. Make your selection. You have 15 minutes to complete the job or your transaction is cancelled (personally, 30 seconds is more than enough time for me). If you do not complete the transaction within 15 minutes, the machine will cease to display anything, a notation will be made that the card-holder did not complete a transaction within the time alotted, and you will not be allowed to use the system for 3 days.

Once completed, place the filled (read "partially-filled", I hope) container in the appropriate receptacle in the machine. The machine will weigh the container to ensure it now weighs more than originally. If not, a notation is made re: the card-holder, and you will not be allowed to use the system again, ever. If okay the container is then labelled with information garnered from your health card and transferred to the refrigeration unit, else the container will be discarded.

If everything checks out to this point you will be asked to insert your bank debit card, with your free hand. The bank card will be read and an amount will then be transferred to your bank account. NO Cash will ever be present in this machine. This amount is yet to be determined.

You will be allowed to make a new deposit three days hence, not before.

Note: The contents will be checked to determine the specimen does in fact match human DNA, which will prevent certain other primates from participating (no Trolls please). In the event that the contents do not 'check out', you will be invoiced for the amount transferred into your bank account and you will be prevented from using the system ever again.

As and added bonus, for every deposit successfully made with us we will credit you an extra 5 minute allottment on the video display, or you may opt for the 'deposit 10 times and receive a free trip to Mme. Woo's House of Pleasure at 1 Blue Jays Way in beautiful downtown Toronto' option. There you will receive a BBBJNTCATCDIAC (bare-back blow job nearly to completion and then carefully deposited in a cup).

All information related to 'Cum and Go' transactions is deemed personal and falls under the right to privacy envelope.

Persons interested in franchise information should contact either myself or send an (anonymous) email to the Minister of Health or Minister of Natural Resources, for further information.

Cum and Go is a registered trademark of One-Handed Solutions. Parent company ....

 

[Darkness]

How is a sperm bank different from a regular bank?

- With a sperm bank, each deposit results in LESS interest.

 

[Nicole]

LMAO!!

 

[lois]

"So while you wait for Joe to change your oil, FLUSH YOUR TRANNY, and rotate your tires you could be upstairs with Jane getting "other" fluids flushed.. "

This would never work for me. I don't have a transvestite, and I certainly wouldn't want to see one get flushed!

 

[Pompal 09.]

HAHA! Ya got me there.

Come to think of it...actually there was a car wash not too long ago.. don't remember the location.. they had topless girls dry off the cars after a wash.. anyone remember that?

 

[jim]

I think that I'd be too embarrassed to show my car to anyone. it's not pretty. Though the convience factor definitly works for me.
A 'slurp ramp' would be ideal in a place like that. Just place your member through a hole and let the good times begin. just don't think too much about who is on the other side.. it might be that trannyvestite repair'man' after all..
ugh.

 

[Ex-Cop on Final Bust]

getting both your dipsticks serviced at the same time

 

[jak.]

Think there was a few,one in KW or St Kats I think. Much beloved by whacky Morning Show DJ's I seem to remember.

 

[xocassandranicolexo]

Not an entirely new idea... I still think I'd like a MP/Barber better.

FYI, there's a Goodyear in the same plaza as West Drive Spa in Brampton.

Q: "Honey- why are you getting oil changes at Goodyear now?"

A: "Because they give Air Miles..."

 

[Dont worry b happy :)]

I already look for any excuse to go to an mp as it is. Throw in the garage scenario and I'll be in "fixing" my car daily.

blu.