Massage Parlor Recomendation

[Radagast97]

Well the manager is the same, but she is now the owner. The owner has left Mexico and is working in the Caribbean I believe.

 

[Magic 8 Ball]

i went vita mex this past Saturday and i was wondering if they change hands
there was no air con ,the price went up they now charge 39.00 and the service seem different too

 

[dreamingenigma777]

I believe nearly every bar in Zona Norte has at least a few bi-sexuals, but I believe the consensus would say there are more available at Hong Kong.

 

[zanevorhis]

no there is no little bar. the girls will run and grab u a modelo light or shot of tequila. you can get a beer or two from the guy who takes ur money for them room too. but theres no place to hang out and drink. just pounding a few beers or shots.

 

[Anie.]

New Body has bed rooms and a couple of jacuzzi rooms.

My apologies for not including the standard YMMV disclaimer. I also should have included the full five-part orchestration trip report which is enclosed below. I am in no way trying to be a cheerleader for the MPs. I'm not a big fan of TJ MPs myself. I was only trying to provide information per the initial request.

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A buddy and I went to New Body's just yesterday on the advice of a friend of my buddy. My buddy's friend said that the whole package – massage, full service – was $100. It turns out that an hour massage and a bedroom is $40 and an hour massage and jacuzzi room is $50. Anything else is negotiated with the chica. From what I could ascertain (in an awkward exchange -- see below), a hand job is around $50, blow job a bit more ($60?), full service is around $100, and all together is $120 to $140 which includes a shower together afterwards. No kissing, no DATY – so it really is not a GFE.

New Body's is definitely a different TJ experience. This place is upscale yet in an out-of-the-way location. Unless you want to get in a good walk, take a cab. It's not hard to find. Just make your way to Martinez (next block from Ninos Heroes) and start walking south (turn left). When the road turns to the left at around 7th or 8th, look straight and a bit to the right. You won't miss it. Our cabbie thought we wanted to go to the Mermaids (not the Mermaids in La Zona across from Adelita's) which is just down the street. (My Spanish really is bad.) Recommend that fellow mongers at least try it once when their wallets are a bit flush because this ain't no SG experience.

My buddy wants a jacuzzi room for $50. I take a bed room for $40. Las chicas are presented in a line up and you choose your chica. I would have preferred that we would be able to mingle and talk a bit beforehand. Afterwards, I read on the board that you can have them come in one at a time and discuss the extra curricular activities before you make your choice.

I got very lucky with Zafiro (sp? Spanish for sapphire). Beautiful, dark-haired, flaca with a killer spinner body and face to match. She started with a nude massage, even climbed up on top of me as I started on my stomach – very good massage, by the way – and I was sure it would progress to more if I had anything to do with it.

All of a sudden, my buddy bangs on the door and yells that he is pissed off. Jetsin (? I really could not understand her name.) was a bust. No nude massage and she didn't even really want to do any massage unless he sprung for full service which was $100. My buddy was hollering, "The full package is only supposed to be $100." Zafiro jumps up and is looking at me like, "Su amigo es un serial killer, que?" I put a towel around me and opened the door and parleyed a bit with him. But my jist was, "Hey, so far, so good for me. See what you can do with the madam." So off he goes.

Now Zafiro wants to know what is going on and with my pigeon Spanish I explain that mi amigo thought the whole price was $100 and he is not happy. She then starts to explain the menu I outlined above (and which I probably screwed up a bit) but she says she is sure we can negotiate something. I tell her that full service is what I really want with her but I only have $85 (which is what I thought I had left – I really had $95). "How ‘bout full service for $80 ‘cause I need cab fare?" en mi espanol malo. She says okay and we're ready for fun.

Thankfully, didn't hear any more complaints from my buddy. Zafiro and I proceed to have an awesome time. Definitely a repeat. Her massage was great. I then massaged her and my massage consisted mostly of just feelin' her up with lots of oil – what an ass! She allowed me to kiss her body but kissing and DATY were not on the menu. When the full service got into swing, we were off to the races. CG, mish, perro – I lost track of the time. In the zona, I would be tickin' off the time worried about the knock, but it never crossed my mind here. Either Zafiro was a great actress or she was enjoying herself, too. (I know. I know. But please allow me my innocent fantasies.) Finished up in doggie and we both just lie there panting.

True to her business proposition, we showered separately but that was okay with me because we were laughing and throwing soap and cold water at each other over the shower stalls. Definitely a repeat with Zafiro.

My buddy? Well, the madam allowed him to choose another chica – don't remember her name but he said he had a great time – $60 for a good massage, a bbbj and a shower together. He was told it was gonna' be $100 and dang nabbit, that's how much he was gonna' spend!

We walked back to the Zona and flirted with a few of the SG's. A few street tacos and it was off to the border.

Definitely a trip worth reporting about. Bottom line: If you are looking for an upscale experience, not quite a GFE escort but much better than a SG or BG, and are not afraid of blowing the dough, try New Body. For me, it will be a treat now and then. Maybe I'll even try the Mermaids that is just down the block from New Body and maybe even Cheaters, too.

Happy Hunting!

 

[Awesome Dude]

"There is a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum

 

[Pixistiks]

I cannot imagine having sex in one of those massage places on those little tables. It even baffles me more that the massage parlors in the Zona with all the other options available. If I was to open something like that, I would want it far away from the competition, as I don't see how they compete.

 

[T Bryant]

Luxor is sweet, been there twice. Paid $45 for room/all u can drink...(kinda hard to drink when ur busy though haha).. first trip was my first trip ever to TJ for Sexual activities. Just got a massage and HJ and ended up paying I think 60 + the original 45.

Second time I learned and negotiated 40 for sex and it was still 45 for the room.

Both time I went I got there past midnite on a monday night and there was still about 10 girls to choose from, more than half were very good looking.

The room are nothing fancy though at all, I hear Mermaids has jacuzzi tubs or something like that. The rooms at Luxor are more like a doctors office, BUT more peaceful.

I would recommend it, but it's gonna cost you a little more money.

 

[mr_j526]

60 for the room, another 100 for the girl, Is this still TJ? The girl was lack luster, she refused to enjoy the session, no matter how much I worked to get her off. The bitch wouldn't even fake it. To make the entire experience worse, it was August, hotter than hell, and the girl woldn't keep the fan on. I felt like frosty the fucking snowman in HELL!

 

[Virgil]

Many apologies for being dense. Would you please be more specific? Do you mean that the chica will provide full service with the massage? Or do you want the MP to provide massage and full service for a couple (a guy and a gal), possibly from two chicas?

Mermaids and New Body (http://www.newbody.com.mx/ -- can heartily recommend Zafiro) are run by the same owner. Haven't been in a while but both were pretty good. $40 to $50 for the room and you negotiate with the chica for your services. Expect to pay from say $50 for hand job "happy ending" to about $100 for fs. They have the chicas dressed up as school girls. I think it's stupid but I guess some guys like it.

Never been to Cheaters or El Campamento (MP behind La Tropa bar) but have read decent reviews. Cheaters sends hawkers out onto the streets to try to drum up business. On more than a few occasions, they have approached me offering $40 or $45 or $50 for fs with 2 girls for an hour at Cheaters which I'm sure is absolutely bogus. For that reason, I've never even stopped in the place. Can't quite figure out the relationship of La Tropa and El Campamento although I did have a great time once in La Tropa. (Been meaning to put together a trip report about that chance encounter.) Did the line-up once at El Campamento but did not find a chica I wanted to take arriba.

Purple Rain is a bar / mp. Just stopped in there once and thought, "Eh." But maybe someday will try a serious adventure there. A couple of the chicas looked pretty hot but I was leery of the mesera / madam. She gave me the creeps.

 

[Sadg A]

Thanks alot today