mature massage

[Top Contributor]

Well I decided to TOFTT again and called an ad in the eye for a mature massage. Phoned and she said I would really enjoy myself. $60 for minimum 1/2 hour she said. So I figured why not. She is about 53 and a BBW with about a 42 chest. She is polish but communication was not a problem. Not a great looker but hey. Told me she use to work in an mp and that is the type of massage you will get, standard mp. She does know her way around the boys though as well as dfk, topless and finger walking included in the $60. topped off by a better than average finish. Additional items are also available and if you decide to partake of them be sure to bring your own condom as she does not have any. I made a repeat visit to her and I partook of the whole enchilada and in the end when I asked her what she wanted she said it was up to me. I was short on cash and gave her an extra $15 for total damage of $75.00. She did not seem to mind. Very nice lady and very friendly. She is located at Martingrove and 401 phone 647-886-2002. I may repeat one more time.

 

[Josef S]

man that sounds nasty..............53 yr. old bbw........

 

[Curious]

ahh give the guy a break, we are all into different things, some like short, some like tall, some like thin, some like chubby, some like black, some like redheads, its all the beauty of living in this great nation you can choose what ya like

 

[Kandie Kay]

Agree with s1 here short...

Sure this would not fit everyone's taste, but at least r2d2 had it in him to share this info with us publicly.

Thanks r2d2.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It's not a matter of being into things, it is purely a matter of curiousity. I have come across many hidden gems from being curious and willing to TOFTT.
If I find someone that another massageplanet.netite may be interested in, I will post a review. Nothing complicated about it, just doing my bit.

 

[Annettest]

When you say bbw, how heavy are we talking here? Really obese, or just solid? How tall is she, and what is her face like? And finally, was sh ewearing anything interesting? ounds like my kind of woman, so I'm interested.

 

[Nelly]

Sounds like a tasty BBW. Gonna have to check out this dame.

 

[cupidgirl]

Gentlemen, I hate to be the fly in the ointment, but the location and ethnicity triggered my Spidey Sense. There are descriptors in this thread that makes me recall the nightmare I endured in the Springtime. Keep in mind I love mature ladies and I'm even partial to BBWs. But here's what I posted back then. Hopefully, this gal is someone entirely different. Hopefully.
Mel

OK, gentlemen. I've officially taken one for the team, and here are the results.

I responded to an ad in Now that was advertising the massage services of a "Hot, mature lady" (the phone number begins with the 647 prefix.) Well, the mature part was correct at least. Lisa is easily in her 50s. She's Polish and works out of a dump of an apartment on Martin Grove south of the 401.

As for "hot": she is fat bordering on obese (I'm talking pot belly here), bad teeth, scraggily black hair, and -- how do I put this politely? -- "hygiene issues." Maybe there is a lunatic fringe out there who considers this to be "hot", but 99.99% would not.

I did everything I could from audibly gasping when she opened the door. But here is where ol' Mel is an idiot. She insisted she was a trained masseuse and could give me an excellent Swedish massage/shiatsu treatment. Becasue my back was aching, I thought at least I'll get some therapy out of this. Wrong. Her skills boiled down to lightly rubbing by back, even though I kept saying "the harder the better." It soon became apparent that she was clueless, so my $80 for an hour (which was more like 35 minutes) went down the tubes in a blaze of glory. Oh, did I mention she spent some of those 35 minutes leaving the room to answer the phone? God, I hate that! It is such a breach of massage ettiquette.

Please note, I am not trying to be cruel. But Lisa deserves the criticism. When an obese hag has the chutzpah to advertise herself as "hot" in a newspaper and then verbally promises she can render an RMT massage (but really has no idea what she's doing), all I can do is hope others learn by my awful experience.

Stay away from this train wreck, guys. She is not eye candy; she cannot render a half-decent massage; the place is a dive. So, pray tell, what exactly are we paying for when it comes to a visit with Lisa the Liar? Ugh!

Mel

 

[tribeca_belle]

Brrrrrrr! Thanks for the heads up Mel. Too similar to be willing to risk it. You just saved me some time/cash.

 

[ELAINE.]

No problem, Burt. Like I said, could be a different gal. If it isn't a different gal, I can't imagine anyone (aside from a guy getting out of Kingston Pen for the first time in 25 years) having a good time.
Mel

 

[Shou74292]

Well Mel, it sounds like we are talking about the same lady. In fairness to her she did not advertise as hot, just mature. Also, she is not any different than some other BBW's that I have seen. As far as looks, like I said she is nothing to look at. As far as hygiene, I cannot say I noticed any problems in that area. I also said her massage skills were what you can usually expect at an mp, very low quality. I do not think I sugar coated anything about her. Bottom line though, for the price I felt it was a good deal and if you do not mind a BBW (not BMW) I still recommend a visit.

 

[alizemuffin]

Burt Oh My - That sig pic is pretty scarey looking!

 

[Gray area]

Hello, R2D2. I wasn't trying to imply you were selling us a false bill of goods about this gal. And different strokes for different folks. But she did use the word "hot" in her ad when I saw her. Also, I truly found her physically appalling, complete with awful hygiene (sorry, not trying to be cruel -- just calling it like I see it.) And I only stayed for the promised RMT-like massage (another lie on her part.) All in all, it was my biggest mistake I've ever made. But, hey, I'm happy that you had a good time, at least.
Cheers,
Mel