mind blowing release

[eeyore6802]

so, i was out near utopia the other night and was in the mood for a session and decided...how bad could it actually be? I mean i've had some pretty shitty sessions there, but when little rocky is in the mood, a release is in need. So i see Trish and she is pretty hot and i think, this night isn't going to be so bad afterall. There was mild teasing, minimal kitty play, but she was really sweet. Then she pulls out a "c" and i'm thinking "oh...yah"- she rolls it on and starts the release- WITH HER HAND! That's right, i got my first ever chj! I didn't even know it was an option and i sort of wish it wasn't. It obviously wasn't speedy enough and she rolled her eyes and said- hurry up or do it yourself. I said it would be quicker if she took off the c and she wrinkled her nose and said "ewww..i don't touch them anymore" and left. I did it myself and enjoyed a good old fashioned bbhj.

 

[JGV]

JESUS H CHRIST! At that particular moment, you were perpendicularly parked in a parallel universe!

X

 

[ATV HOPEFUL I]

OMG.... cant believe it!!!!!! some of these girls should look at what the job requirments are before doing it.... and you prolly wouldnt have minded it so bad if she didnt have the attitude!!! what a beeeeeeeeatch!!

 

[blondforeva]

If she did that with me, I'd leave without paying anything but the door. I've heard of low mileage, but that is crazy.

BBLACK

 

[Ming]

Shades of Animal House!

 

[Lioness]

You should have complained......of course I hope that you left yourself a big tip.

I can picture the conversation after Trish left.

Rocky: Hey haven't I seen you before, damn you look hot. So what's your name?
Rocky's Hand.: My names righty and this is my friend lefty. She really likes to watch.
Rocky: Well righty can you help a guy out? I have an itch that I just can't scratch....
Rocky's hand: Sure but you won't think bad of me afterwards?
Rocky: Of course not. Hey maybe I can call you sometime?

after the main event is over....

Rocky leaves the room and from the distance all he hear's is "hey you little sh#t, You didn't leave a tip........"

 

[Kayla T.J.]

"Cheap looking" definately as I remember. Exciting review though.

Sorry, this was meant for the "mind blowing release" (jenna) post.

 

[Akhmet]

Holy shit!

ROFLMAO!!!

Sorry Rockyroad but this may have been the funniest review ever. I can just imagine you get soooo excited when she pulls out the condom then she starts to give you HJ with it! And them she leaves and you have to do it yourself!

This is why I would "NEVER" go to Utopia!!!!!

BTW - I nominate this as a late entree as post of the year!

Back Burner

 

[Dllama]

i second the motion

 

[Oscar911]

SHUT UTOPIA DOWN!!!!!!

 

[nuttercanadian]

all in favour of the motion say "oy!"

 

[FreeZe]

CHJ....right up there with the tantric rubber glove HJ

 

[Kel]

so then whats the point of going to an mpa? you might as well have gone to an sc and then thought about it at home while you gave youself the bbhj

 

[niki]

this place just gets worse and worse lets boycott this place until the service gets better or the price drops down to match the service.....Everyone agree??

 

[Mama Bear]

in other words, you want them to pay us, right?

 

[Enticing_Raspberry]

that's fucked up ...

 

[DarkAngelAlliance]

Piss in the sink or plant next time. Either that, or leave the used condom somewhere where she would have to pick it up with her hands (purse maybe?).



What!?! I'm a dog aren't I?

 

[andrew j]

You should of released in a $20 and say "Here's a tip"

BTW - how much did you pay?

Back Burner

 

[Pompal 09.]

backburner- i ended up paying the normal nr rate- since in theory i guess that's what i got. She was nude and let me touch a little bit. I took off the condom once she left and i did manage to release on the floor and on the table. This is the last time i step foot in utopia- i said it before, but after this experience the owner should be personally giving me free bjs for the rest of their life

 

[Goethe]

Nay, Savannah is worth the visit.