MP rate/time to ponder

[XCherryGlamX]

Instead of a flat rate, for BS, like clothing or haircuts for women vs men. Charge by material/labor, the more body surface to slide, the higher the rate. So the more work for MPA, would pay the current full rate. While smaller guys get a break. Incentive for weight-loss.

Same line of thinking for men with bigger pencils, ie: more stroking area. Same for guys prefer higher spm vs. guys into slow dance.

While Slow release and some Seniors would pay existing full rate. Where Quick-draw deserves a break.

Sessions to go by the clock, the reputable place and better MPA do, but some girls end session after the release & clean-up. Better MPA would proceed to head or feet massage when there's time left.

 

[you will never know]

For those of us with just erasers, I'd be embarrassed to walk out with more money than I walked in with

 

[Debie2000]

spartan5782, too funny. Using my scale, I'm not sure if I come out ahead or behind...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ha Ha Goodtime. LOL.. Good one! Too true in many ways. Some sessions

are so easy. Mr. Client A is a one stroke wonder, he has not even touched you

during the massage, and decides to tip afterwards, and I don't even want to take

it because I already think the session was way too easy to even accept a tip.

Other times the body frame is thin and it's so easy to give him a great sexy RMT

massage without going deep because there is hardly any muscle. Or the customer

who only has 10 minutes for the massage and they throw you $100.

Then there are Mr. Client B's, who can be oversized and I want to give them

a deep massage because I feel that they have the most sore muscles from all

the pressure on the bones and muscles, especially the feet, but then I'm sweating

to death. Or Mr. Client C who is so well endowed the hand tires in less than 2

minutes and you end up massaging your own hand for the rest of your shift. These

guys are the most modest too about their size. I'm all drama, so when I see it

I usually tell them that they must crack their girlfriends open and send them to

hospital. lol. And they are always so shy about their size. "No...I'm not really

that big" and they blush. And it's always some skinny 20 year old kid with a

pipe in his pants. Really!

But my massages were always very deep tissue and I was often asked if I was

a RMT or that I must have taken some courses. So I always new that no matter

how easy the session, that my massage was partly worth it.

Maybe I'll post a new thread on the Freakiest, Weirdest, most unusual sessions

I've ever had. I never posted it because I was not sure if you guys wanted to

hear about those sessions, so if you do, let me know, and pour yourself a stiff

drink before you read it.

 

[originalbadguy2000]

Thanks Stiletto....intersting post. Me..ah...well...Senoir Gerbil and I enjoy our MPA times...lol.....

No deeep tissue would hurt us...but i like the ideqa of it..lol

 

[Tinkerweed]

This thread insipired by:

Few weeks ago, the super petite Asian girl, probably Flipino, may be Thai, she was doing the flirting thing trying to get Goodtime attention. She looks to be no more than 85 lbs, the 9-5 biz type in tight power suit.

I tried hard not to stare at the twenty year old, super slim 85 lb-er. As few stops earlier, an elderly EE lady gave Goodtime the devilish, "you know you want to look" smile as Goodtime scan the subway crowd. (Goodtime love people watching)

But the more Goodtime ignored the 85 lb-er girl, the more she was playing with her heels dingling from toe, swing her leg as I buried my head in reading. The 85 lb-er was determined to entice Goodtime shifting her hip & adjusting her blouse. Probably looking for approval she was the prettiest thing that afternoon.

Finally, this was interrupted by the last subway stop as we independently end up at same bus platform looking at each other. We paused for seconds as we size up each other. She has a cute face, light brown skin and curves in right places. It was at this time, Goodtime's mind wandered, what if she was an MPA, she would be at the unfair end of BS, in terms of body surface area, what would her rates be.

Goodtime was tempted to approach, whether she considered rub or be rub, as she would have a promising future with her enticing act. Goodtime wonders...

 

[fabiolapistola]

You know I'm a deep tissue kinda guy. Girls have to really work to earn their pay when it comes to Goodtime. Sometime other MPA @ MP, gives me the "No, not Goodtime! Your fav MPA will be out of room in just few mins."

Goodtime with stiff drink in hand, ready for RS stories...

 

[GameFreak]

Hehehe, this would actually be a great sig line.

Do post some of your freaky experiences.

One time I went in with a ventriloquist doll. The doll did most of the talking, similar to a commentator - "Oh yeah, baby, he likes that", "He wants to know what your name is", "He thinks you have a nice ass", "Why do you keep looking at me? He's the one who wants to know", "I don't have any money, ask him!"

She kept a straight face throughout and at the end of the session gave both of us a kiss bye.

 

[krystal048786]

I for one would like to read about it. It would be fascinating.

 

[iluvemocharlybrown]

Same here. I had a feeling that Ref and I weren't the only bi-sexuals on here.

Red, it would be even better if you included some pics of throbbing cocks so we could get an idea on what exactly you have to deal with when guys like Gramage and Derek V come to see you.

 

[Steph]

Okay, I'll post these freak-fest sessions/requests later in the day. It's too

early in the a.m. for me to re-live these moments. LOL.

Tools needed to read the posts:

1 package of Gravol

1 puke bucket

1 hospital within 5km (for emergencies)

Padded linen for area around computer (incase of fainting)

Several sick days you can take from work

 

[cubsjunkie]

Boy oh boy I can't wait for these stories..... I just hope none of the stories sound "too familiar." LOL

 

[Kitt Shelby]

I have always believed in keeping one's options open!

 

[myportraitdrawing]

Right on, my bi-sexual brotha.