MPA's... what are your pet peeves?

[DBA GODZY]

Just wondering if there is anything in particular that pisses you off about some clients?

I don't wanna accidentally do the wrong thing the next time I visit a MPA, which may directly result in a poor experience...

Guys, do you have any ideas?

I never bothered to ask before... aiya... it's always been about me I guess...

 

[miz_shelly]

My pet peeve is, the attendant doesn't shower, they (MPA or owner or front person) show you a girl that you don't like. But, the biggest peeve are towels, when applying the BS. What the f**k is that.........

 

[Love Always]

I did'int know you guys are MPA's.Where do you guys work,St Marc's?

 

[britt_bratt_rulz]

Haha, my bad...

I meant to say, what are some things about a customer that will piss off or annoy an MPA.

On the reverse, what are some things about a MPA that will piss off the customer?

Those guys got it damn right!

Uh... I know one thing that will piss off an MPA. My buddy was drunk one time and we decided to go. We entered into our respective rooms around the same time. During my session I heard my buddies attendant kinda yelling and my attendant and I were like wtf? Afterwards I found out that my buddy was so drunk he couldn't really feel anything. And you know how sometimes the MPA will lean over very close... sorta like she has a mic in her hand and is whispering into it?... well, he was relaxing while she was doing her thing... and suddenly she started screaming something about being a victim of a "drive-by shooting" and threw the towel at him to clean himself up and ran out of the room. My buddy was still clueless and was like wtf did she just throw the towel at me and run out for? Haha, well I think he guessed what happened. He busted and didn't know it, and the MPA was on the receiving end.

That will probably piss off a MPA.

 

[Bella]

lol

 

[The Oracle]

Phil ashio is the coolest name on massageplanet.net.It souunds like the name of a 70's porn star.

 

[kralwons]

Hmmm.... Pet Peeves...... of what I remember......

1) Guys who try to test your limit to what you will do in the room.
2) Asking over and over for your number, real name, or to sleep with them.... offering money for your number, real name, or for FS
3) When clients try not "to come" so that they can enjoy the experience longer, when they are out of the alotted time.
4)Clients that want to come before and after the massage
5)Clients lying about what other girls do in the room and try to convince you to do the same thing...... trying to bargain the price....
6)Rough Hands, Body Odour, Bad Breath,
7)Giving no tip at all
8)Asking me to insert something in they anus

Although I have the above pet peeves... it's actually kind of funny..... I enjoyed my experience being a MP, and would do it all over again....sometimes I miss it.....
.... I wouldn't be who I am, I wouldn' t have made it through school financially and most importantly of all, find the love of my life....


Christine

 

[ibeaver]

An MPA I seen many times told me a story of a real weird dude.

During the reverse while lying on her stomach he without any preamble rammed a finger up her butt. She jumped off of the table and she asked himWTF and he apologized saying her thought it was her kitty. When she explained that she doesn't do either he apologized and she allowed the massage to continue. During the finish he asked her to insert a finger in his anus she said NO so he inserted one of his into his own for the finish.

He has never been back.

Kurt