My first escort

[SuperSoakerOver9000]

I'm going to say this right off the bat. This isn't a good review.

So...since I've joined this community and made reviews I have had so many of you guys telling me that when I turn to escorts I should try out Catherine Tog. So, I finally decided to give her a try around 2 weeks ago.

First I checked out her website and made sure I was making the right choice. I liked what I saw in the photos and whatnot. I gave her a call and it was bizzare. Now I understand that she's older, not a problem for me I've had quite my share of old ladies from spa visits. But she scared me. So I called her and she was very abrupt right off the bat. She wouldn't stop mentioning how she's older and doesn't want to hear about how she's so old on reviews and everything. I get it, it's an issue for her, but the way she wouldn't let up on the topic was a huge turn off. I started to imagine her being absolutely decrepit. So now I'm on the fence the she states how she doesn't do bbfs and facials, to which I have no issues with. Boundaries are boundaries. Then she starts turning me off again saying how she understands traffic from years of driving and will understand being 5 minutes late but not more. I understand that her time is precious and I also understand she doesn't know me, but I drive commercially for a living so I really didn't need that drilled into me either. That was more of a personal annoyance. She asks me if I agree and I agree. So she texts me the address and I texted her to confirm price. She was taking so long to respond to the text that I got cold feet and said I had something come up. Waited a week and decided to get back on the horse gave her a call again and started talking. Once again she was about to drill me about her being old and I cut her off saying that she's told me all of this before and I'm fine with it. So I confirm her address and head over.

I got to her place, got the buzzer and unit number and headed on up. Knocked on the door and headed in. Now she is over embellishing her age and look because she looks nowhere close to old. Maybe I've been with some ancients, but I'm pretty sure I've been with a 70 year old at a spa once, so my benchmark for old and ugly must be far higher than what she considers herself as well as what some of you all have told me. She answered the door in a nice red lingerie piece, but I was very thrown off by her place to be honest. I expected an escort of her popularity to have a far nicer place instead of a one room cluttered space. Just something I noticed and couldn't stop thinking about during the entire session. She asked me if I wanted a shower and I agreed since I just came off work. She asked for payment first, and I handed it to her. I took a quick shower, but she kept asking me if I was alright. Got out the shower and she asked me what I like and don't like. I said that she's my first escort and that I normally only go to spas. So she suggested we do a quick massage first to get me comfortable.

So onto the bed I go, on my stomach. She grazed her fingers on me for one swipe and started kissing my ears and back working her way down. I got to preface this with the fact that I have had my ass eaten eaten. More like roaming around the asshole and some light pecks on the asshole. So she starts kissing my ass and boom. She is aggressively eating my ass. Now I'm pretty grossed out because even though I showered, she didn't even make an attempt to inspect if i were clean or not. I can tell that masseuses at least inspect the area while massaging, but she just went straight to it. Now even though I was her first appointment of the day I couldn't help think about how many other people she's done this with that don't clean themselves properly. I'm also having so sense of sensitivity, so it just feels like someone going to town on my asshole and I'm not enjoying nor hating it. Just going through the motions. Raising my hips to help her out and whatnot. She started lightly sucking on my balls and licking my shaft and tells me to flip.

Now the main reason a lot of you have told me to visit Catherine Tog is because in my early days on this forum I complained about not having good blowjob experiences and everyone recommended her for this. So she starts sucking my dick and I am terribly bored. She plain opens her mouth and goes down on my dick. Zero suction, zero lip action, zero tongue action. Just a open hole hitting the back of her throat. She was able to get with and inch of my entire dick, but the whole performance was absolutely lack luster. She can see that I'm visibly bored and starts talking here and there. She started telling me how she loves chubby guys and is disgusted by skinny men. The she starts talking about Lebron James and the Olympics. She would not stop talking about their last two games. Finally she starts riding me and I have never had someone ride me this bad. She got and top and was trying to bounce up and down, but her bouncing was literally stroking up and down my dick probably 1/4" of my shaft. Absolutely no stimulation. Of course she starts up again how she loves the fact that I'm chubby and again talks about how she loves Lebron. I do not care at all. I'm trying to fake moan to not make her feel bad so she doesn't think I'm that bored. She then gets off and says it's my turn to do something and how she's old and can't do everything for the whole session. So I tryout my standing missionary.

I get in position happy thinking I'll really get into it now. Nope. Zero stimulation. She kept on saying stuff, but I'm basically zoning her out and just stroking away. As I'd lean in to suck on her tits she'd stick her tongue out like she wants to make out, but all I could think about is how she ate my ass out without inspecting. I started getting a whiff of her pussy, nothing bad just a natural pussy smell but because I was so bored it turned me off and I started getting soft. I pulled out and told her to give me a handjob. I now realize that she isn't a masseuse so maybe this is why but she gave the worst handjob of life. I'd much rather a jackhammer at this point so I could feel something. Her grip was so light and had no technique. She then asked me if she was holding it too tight and I asked her to grip it tighter. Still nothing. I'm bored to tears that my dick is semi flipping in her hand because I'm so out of it. So knowing that my balls are my favourite spot I ask her to suck my balls while jerking me off and it's helping but very meh. She finally asks me to jerk myself off while she sucks my balls because it's hard for her. The literal second I touch my dick my dick lights up. I was starting to think I desensitized my dick to wanting all the foreplay of a massage, but nope. I literally stroke my dick for a minute and tell her I'm cumming. She covers the head of my dick with her mouth and just stays still. That pissed me off, I don't mind ruined cumshots but with the entire experience it just felt like I was peeing in her mouth versus cumming. So she cleans me up and starts reassuring me saying how she hates when guys finger her because she'll never cum that way and not to feel bad that I had to do the same thing, meanwhile she doesn't realize I was bored to tears. I got dressed and she starts telling me how I look like Lebron James, I don't think I do, so that must be why she wouldn't stop talking about him during. I thanked her and went on my way.

All in all, I'm never visiting Catherine Tog again. I've been with a lot of bad ladies at spas, but this was by far the worst $200 for 45 minutes I have ever spent in my life. I'm not opposed to escorts, but I'll definitely pace myself. I'm thinking of trying out this Sweet Alice everyone talks about

 

[ManAtNite7to7]

Sounds very real. Thank you for taking the trouble. Yikes!

 

[519guy]

Thanks for your review. I always have lots of fun with C-Tog, but hey… sometimes you just don’t mesh with a SP and they don’t mesh with you. Different strokes and all that.

 

[The hook]

thanks for sharing I haven't seen her in years ....... I think ill stay away

 

[FullSend]

I've only seen her for BBBJCIM in the past and had the same experience. Not a lot of suction with her BJ. Only redeeming quality is she encourages you to FF her. Agree with the review though.

 

[SuperSoakerOver9000]

I've only seen her for BBBJCIM in the past and had the same experience. Not a lot of suction with her BJ. Only redeeming quality is she encourages you to FF her. Agree with the review though.

Oh I completely forgot about this. I was also getting a lot of teeth during the blowjob and she placed my hands on her head at one point to ff and it was very short lived because the teeth were really starting to hurt. I let go and she placed my hands on her head again and just tried forcing her head down to get more of a deepthroat, but no bueno

 

[Nalgen]

I had to look up the OP and I found a picture of him:

 

[SuperSoakerOver9000]

Arn't you the guy with the really large dick that posted about something similar to this in the past? What size are you again? Maybe she can't handle your size?

No no, I've always said I don't think I'm that large although I have a lot of trouble getting no teeth during a blowjob. I've never measured my dick, but I'd say it's just under the 7" ballpark if anything

 

[bathwaterbuyer]

Bro, great review.

 

[Social-Misfit]

Oh I completely forgot about this. I was also getting a lot of teeth during the blowjob and she placed my hands on her head at one point to ff and it was very short lived because the teeth were really starting to hurt. I let go and she placed my hands on her head again and just tried forcing her head down to get more of a deepthroat, but no bueno

Great review, shit maybe she's off now I don't know. I saw her awhile ago, things were ok, she can be sweet. But maybe the mouth was loose, don't remember to be honest with you. She's always been a dump for me, in a nice way if that's possible, was never there more than 30 minutes shower included.

 

[SuperSoakerOver9000]

Did you use a condom or are you a @BBFS Enjoyoor ?

Condom, she specified she doesn't do bbfs

 

[Social-Misfit]

Did you use a condom or are you a @BBFS Enjoyoor ?

I don't do FS, only bbbj, but I think she requires condom for sex.
Do u remember that idiot...lol

 

[Nalgen]

I don't do FS, only bbbj, but I think she requires condom for sex.
Do u remember that idiot...lol

you better watch your mouth... or he is going to come back and give you an earful

 

[Social-Misfit]

you better watch your mouth... or he is going to come back and give you an earful

Right, I'm worried, there are a few on here like him, all yap.

 

[cum mopper]

Someone her age who has been run through by ten thousand guys is going to have issues, probably mental health and mouth/jaw problems. Not to mention a stretched and ruined asshole with no sphincter control.

 

[Social-Misfit]

Someone her age who has been run through by ten thousand guys is going to have issues, probably mental health and mouth/jaw problems. Not to mention a stretched and ruined asshole with no sphincter control.

So basically, a used up mop..

 

[OLIVIA'S BOSS]

So basically, a used up mop..

Yep your mom

 

[OLIVIA'S BOSS]

Right, I'm worried, there are a few on here like him, all yap.

You are the biggest white trash loser on this site. It's become clear now that
You are incredibly dumb and uneducated. You probably didn't even graduate high school. All you do is talk out of your ass and ramble on like your drug addicted mother. Sad what you're life has become.

 

[indiandaddy333]

You are the biggest white trash loser on this site. It's become clear now that
You are incredibly dumb and uneducated. You probably didn't even graduate high school. All you do is talk out of your ass and ramble on like your drug addicted mother. Sad what you're life has become.

Fucking cunt head needs to be deported back to wherever he's form

 

[BigRed77]

I've considered an escort for some time, but have yet to find one I want to try for one reason or another. The initial conversation with her would've ended it right there for me. Sadly, many seem to be this way (from stories I hear and post they do online all the time) and get away with it because they can and guys put up with it. You think of any other kind of customer service type of industry, would that attitude EVER be acceptable? I get it to a degree, they deal with many guys, and many are immature, rude etc, but like you said, this is your first conversation and she's automatically assuming you are the same as they are, and doesn't know you at all yet. To me, there's just no excuse for that. Then, to have her go "aggressively eat" your ass, I think I would've walked out lol. I'm assuming no discussion of this at all prior? I would've been completely turned off with no hope of "resurrection" lol. Well, except for possibly being robbed it couldn't have been much worse lol. That actually reminds me, I was with one once and robbed. This happened many years ago. I was also a professional driver. Got a "lady". Started with a bj, exactly like you received here. Then all of the sudden she stops. A few seconds go by and I look to see what's happening and she has my wallet in her hands taking out all my money (I had it lying near by, rookie mistake). Needless to say, everything stopped there. Thanks for sharing.