My First MP Experience on Friday

[Smarty Pants]

Alright, here it goes:
after much talk back and forth here on eforum.xxx, and my getting all excited to go to an MP for the first time, I decided to cut the workday short, cut my losses and go out with the GF to see a movie.

On the way home from work I turned the corner near Royal Bank @ Broadway and Granville. I walked about 20 paces on the North side of Broadway, and noticed a sign overhead which read :"Anna's Massage." I figured, what the hell...may as well go it and see how much a massage will cost.

I entered the MP...blinds drawn shut...I have to say, my first impression of the place is that it was spotless! Very clean looking.

There was no one at the front counter when I entered. 10 seconds later, a 50+ year old asian lady comes out from the back...makeup on...says "how can I help you?"

I gestured towards the rate card at the front desk: Massage: 15 mins $20, 20 min $25, 30 min $30, etc, etc, etc.

I say "I'd like a massage. 30 minutes!"
She says: "Only massage?"

At this point I didn't know what the hell she was asking me. Whether she was retarded, thought I was retarded, wanted to serve me dim sum, or was asking if I wanted "extra" service from the SP. After all, this is my FIRST time in a massage parlour.

I didn't know how to respond to her question...in hindsight, I prolly should have been straight up and told her I was looking for a hj or bj. Anyways. She led me through the back...dimly lit halway and showed me to a room.

"You shower," she said, "girl be right in when finished."

I handed her the 30, and closed the door. The room was amazingly clean, prolly more clean than my apartment. Walls were freshly painted, there was a sink in the room with a massage table...fresh linens. Reminded me of a doctor's office. VERY clean and sterile feeling and smelling.

I stripped down and hopped in the shower..reticent to step in there barefoot, but it was so clean I didn't mind.

Soaped and showered I got out. Just as I did, a five foot nothing asain girl opened the door and came in (still muttering something at the older lady who showed me in when I first arrived).

"Hello....I'm Li-Ly." She said.
"Lilly?" I asked.
"Yes," she returned. "Please." She motioned towards the massage table.

She had an amazing set of breasts. A nice, small c-cup. very nice eyes, well groomed, nice smile, damn! She was hot! Tight little bum etc. She was wearing a bikini top, with a sarong around her waist.

I hopped up on the table, still with my towel wrapped around my waist and lay facedown.

"So," Li-Ly said as she smacked my bum, "you want ONLY massage?"

I got the point. ONLY massage was her way of asking what ELSE I wanted. Hey, I'm a quick learner. Felt like I was having a Vietnam movie flashback, and this was one of those jungle mamasan resorts!

I muttered a bit. I stumbled. I'd never done this, so I didn't know what the hell to say...if I should say anything....if I could get busted....

"massage," I said.
"No blowjob, or handjob? You want full service?" She asked.

I now know that full service (FS) means full sex, or so I suppose. Anyways...
I was a bit short on cash and decided that I better stick to my guns...just a massage would be good, I can always come back to this place if I like it.

40 for JUST massage she said. You want hj 50, bj 60, FS 40 to the lady out front 150 for her. All the cards were on the table now.

anyways... the massaging ensues.

Li-Ly was a phenomenal conversationalist. Asking me about my tattoos, my travels, etc. Sure, she was just being friendly cause she's supposed to be.

She had the cutest, most amazing accent I've ever heard. She was talking, talking away like it was nobody's business. She made me very comfortable.

So, she got the massage oil in hand and started going to work. I have to admit, it's the best damned massage I've ever had in my life. This whole time I', thinking, damn! I should run to the cash machine. At one point I asked her about an upgrade from my currently selected package, to which she said I can go to the cash machine, or she'll come to the cash machine with me. hhhm, weird.

Anyways...I continue laying there in the buff...and she works her little magic fingers. She hopps up on my back, and I feel her warm, tiny wet pussy rubbing itself gently against my ass as she massages my shoulder blades.
Her hand, makes its way every now and then to my taint..and it gets me totally worked up...amazing hands this girl....every now and then she teased my balls from the underside, but she never fully grabbed me. (wasn't in the selected package).

anyways....she rubbed herself against me...I didn't try touching her, actually, was really enjoying this massage. I told her in the beginning, that the 40 I have for her is all the cash I have..took it out of my then empty wallet right in front of her.

After an hour of great massaging and taint tickling and teasing nut brushing, the massage was over. No happy ending for me, but a promise to myself that I'm sure as hell gonna go back to this palce, fully preparred.

I reccomend it firstly on the basis of its cleanliness. I have an aversion to dirty places....kind of a phobia actually. If you're looking for clean, I give it 5 out of 5 stars.

Li-Ly is the only girl I got to meet, but she's smokin hot...has a very gentle touch, knows how to give a great massage, and she was very cute..very talkative and funny!

Anyways..thanks for letting me rant and not laughing at me!

Needless to say, I went right home and fired one off!



BuchoMucho

 

[x :) x]

I have to say that you did an exellant job on this review for someone that did not do the full service....Almost makes me wanna go there too !!!

 

[TheAwakening]

"You good student, Grasshopper. We like you review. Hope you poon more happy next time"


You said the place charges $30 for 30 mins, and you paid that. But you got an hour's worth of massage ?

Saw any other girls beside Li-ly ?

 

[EventNewYork]

Great review. I like your writing style, just like reading a novel..

 

[larry141094]

Yeah, I'm deffinately going back! It was very clean, very professional! Thanks for the Kudos about my review. I was waiting all weekend to post it here!

 

[mooki3babiiyonkerz]

Yeah, I got an hour's worth of massage! I even offered the SP more $ but she declined. She said "this is my way of asking you to come back!"

 

[Deedee]

Great review man and welcome aboard !
Maybe cuz it's late and I'm tired but could you clarify this part for me?
I'm a bit confused on rates you quote here.
Also is there a number to Anna's you could pass along?

Thanks man,

..........QM'r

 

[Wishy]

Great review. I think it's actually called Ana's Massage. I agree re the cleanliness point, it's almost scary.

The old lady (I think she said her name was Candy) isn't a real beauty but she's OK looking and I recall that the HJ was quite good.

Tina was much younger and prettier and was more fun to talk to but the HJ while good wasn't as good as the old lady's.

Coco was a nightmare that I am never going to tell anyone about (maybe on my judgment day God will give me some bonus points for having to endure that).

All 3 sessions were more than 6 months ago.

By the way there is a back door, though it's a bit hard to find. The front door is very exposed.

 

[Meaux]

BM, reading your original review again, I noticed you said Lily offered BJ for $.6, but for FS the rate jumps to $1.5, with another $.4 to mamasan ?!? And that $.4 is on top of the $.3 you already paid mamasan for the 30 mins ? I'm confused.

 

[lakersfan]

Maybe I'm wrong... but I think that the fee you pay up front goes to the house, and that the masseuse gets only what you tip. So if you get no extras, the masseuse gets nothing. Am I wrong here?

 

[Professor Wonderful]

I think it differs between AMPS but during one conversation with a SP who worked at Happy Girl (now New World), she received $7 of the 50 for a 1 hour massage.