N.L. Update!!! Visited & Conquered!!!

[b8ee1]

Sorry guys for the wait, I had to deal with some school issues, but I will be going down again this Labor Day weekend with some people from another site. Feel free to meet up with us at Papa's @ 10 ish. If you want, buzz me. 832-212-8179. The phone sucks in MX so leave a message. But as promised, day to of the adventures of Monkeypaw....

The next day the Monkey woke up... he treated himself to some hotcakes and a ham and cheese omlette, all for 3 bucks I might add. Today, he said to himself, will be a good day. No more deformed girls with missing toes and no more of Montezuma's revenge. Hell why is he after me? It was the Spaniards, not the Asians who jacked up his people. So we were all back at Herradura again this time (another local bar selling ass). The Monkey had just purchased two Vitamin V pills for 15 bucks. The dumb farmacia chica couldn't convert correctly because the real total would have been 30 dollars. A good start indeed! The Monkey met a girl (a 6 1/2) at the bar who AI said looked like Penelope Cruz. You have to understand that AI thinks everyone he would like to fuck looks like someone. So before he had the chance, the Monkey snatch the tits on stick bitch and did her for 25 bucks. The Monkey got BBBJ, 3 positions for about 45 minutes. I would have lasted longer, but the room had no a/c. And the Monkey can't perform under heat. So the girl ended up tea bagging the Monkey's coconuts, while he whacked off and then... Whoops... the Monkey swears that it was an accident and told the senorita he didn't mean to spray her Penelope Cruz looking face... un accidente... heheh yeah right... I ended up giving her 2 extra bucks to get some tacos...No one else got laid...

On to BT... At Papa's... the Monkey and the posse met a perfect 10... the same one Brad mentioned in his post... She kept walking behind me all night and her friend finally asked ..."You like mi amiga?" I said hell yeah... we talked and the Monkey had her for just 55 bucks! She asked the Monkey why didn't you talk to me all night... I replied... I thought you were too expensive. Words of advice. "Do not say that to American girls who aren't prostitutes." In the room the girl was perfect 10 in the face, 10 in the body, 10 in the sex... she was soooooo.... good that the Monkey ate her monkey...something he has never done with a hooker... never ever... but it looked so clean, shaved, and pretty... call it Monkey love... she promised me an all nighter for 200 bucks... that's cheap for a 10... but the Monkey had one lined up already...

You see, the Monkey has a regular at Maribu who was willing to spend all night at the hotel for 100...This one has all her toes and is about a 7... And that's what we did all night and into the next day... So three good experiences including an all nighter totaled 180... pretty good eh?

The moral to the story... there's a gem in the centro bars, but you have to look. A perfect 10 might not cost 100, but you have to ask. And finally, set up something regular with a girl and one day you will have free sex....

-Monkeypaw

PS: will be there Friday/Sat (labor day weekend)

 

[iluvaaron<3]

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YES Dude Watch out for those TVS. I got robbed about 20 Bucks in Mexico City by Garibaldi Square by one in a Discoteca. I was hitting on the Thing on Accident for a Few Minutes Next Thing I know I said WHOAHHHHH It,S a Man And Somehow like 20 bucks of Pesos was robbed from Me from My wallet everthing else in my wallet was peferfect. How The Hell These Theives Rob you so perfect.... It is Like Magic. It also seems like the bigger bills that was Mixed in with my smaller bills got robbed out of that space so easy. Again it was not much like 20 Bucks or so. The way The money came out so smooth withoput the wallet hardly being moved was just Damn Incredible.

 

[SourSkittles:)]

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yeea , ah'm da fourth person ta jet on da trip. I wuz tricked into havin' sex wiff uh 18 year old ho in one o' da rooms dere at western.
Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

what iz kagaroo poon-tang?
brace yourself foo'!

 

[pezza]

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I appreciate all the good information. Thanks for the good reports and the excellent replys to my questions. You guys are the bomb. So Villa Real is a pretty decent place to stay? Do you guys drive across or park in the Laredo City Lot and walk across the bridge? Also, somebaody said something about seeing some old guides in BT that they have known for a long time. One of them is not named Fernando is it??

Inquiring Panchos Want to Know

Ps: Did anyone get any kangaroo pussy while in Mexico?

 

[lynne]

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Hey you lucky f***ers!
Glad y'all had a good time and thanks for posting the reports. Now I'm really bummed I didn't make it.
Brad, be careful and only think of the 'blowing' in NL, not the hurricane remnants blowing thru.
Hope to hear more reports (except any tranny stuff) before you guys are done with this.
Somebody had to have a camera, right?
Give it up, mongers.

 

[Pompal 09.]

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Hey guys... I just got called into the Mississippi/Louisiana area for an indefinite time to help our employee's families and to recover up to 28 stores that have been heavily destroyed due to the hurricane. I rented a 36' motorcoach and will be gone indefinitely, with potentially no phone or computer... Just thought I would tell ya'all in case someone wants a reply from me or something....

I'll look you all up later!!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

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The bars are Herradura and Montera... don't bother going before 5 pm... the later the better actually... if you find something u like... take it... don't wait like in BT... if u need a/c like me to perform... request it (15 bucks)... room no a/c (10 bucks)... also the girls are very willing to go back with you to to your hotel room... Villa Real is two miles down Cesar Lopez de Lara and on the right side...has pool, restaurant, a/c, clean for 40 inc. tax...the police like to eat there so its pretty safe...

 

[Sunshine Smile]

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The first bar down the steps in La Montera. The other bar is the infamous Herradura. Both are on Hidalgo. La Montera is immediately across the street of the south end of the mercado and down the steps. Herradura is one block east.

Great posts guys! It's too early in the morning for me to be able to use my brain just yet, but I am looking forward to adding my comments.

 

[Alesha <3]

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Vincenld...Monkeypaw? The names of the bars?

As for the hotel, yes, it is on the main road about 2 miles from the border on the way to Boys Town. For those that dont know, go across bridge #1 and take a right at the first intersection. That goes for a few hundred yards then curves left. Stay on that and up on your right is Hotal Villa Real, a yellowish-tan walled-in hotel on the right with a small archway entrance.

 

[Know It All]

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I spit the facts, and you got the comedy routine baby... It is 2am and I am sitting here laughing my dick off!!!!!!!! I gotta go, I'm gonna puke....

Can't wait for Chapter 2...

 

[vicki_gratt63]

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Doesn't the drive home always suck? How do you go back to a normal life after a full weekend of mongering action and expect it to have the same excitement?

First off... like Brad... I like to thank Vinceld for the awesome heads up on the local bars. You da man Vinceld!!! And the "lurker" has a name remember? He is the fucking "Asian Invasion"...the Kong of Dong...the Defender of all pussy that used to be tight...and foremost the Zen Master of the damn "stare" that will make any penis tucked in the ass TS choke on their words of, "Come Von Bavy Chu Vanna Fuckee Suckee?" And I haven't forgotten about ole Bradley...the only man I know and respect , who can offer to buy a beer for a chica whom he called a "fucking puta" to her face and then later in the night committed a damn near grudge fuck assault/damn near rape on some Papagayo's pussy. You romantic motherfucker you. I had an awesome time hanging with you guys!

I don't wanna repeat all that Brad posted but he's right. NL is okay if you still use a bit of common sense. I still don't recommend any newbies going alone and I think all on here would agree to that. There are just to many hustles out there and before you know it, you will be too broke for any pussy and end up knocked out and rolled up in a blanket behind some dumpster...heheh..

Well here's a little story about the Monkey's own adventure across the border...

The first night was almost horrible and ended up traumatizing the Monkey a bit. After the crew, Brad, Vinceld, AI (Asian Invasion), and the Monkey got all together and met up at a local bar called Montera in el centro where the action begin to happen. People will call the Monkey picky and finicky because he was unsure to who he wanted to mate with. "What's wrong with this one they say? What about that one? Look at here over there." The Monkey just nodded in disagreement and sometimes disgust at all the primate whores available. The few that were decent were snatched up by the rest of the crew, leaving rotten chopped liver for the Monkey's choosing. "Ooh uh uh!" said the Monkey, I might have taken some Vitamin V but I'm not that blind to pay for some yuck mouth to have sex with me. Heaven awaits in the land of Papagayo's. So as the others bang away at their senoritas upstairs, the Monkey stands alone fighting off the evil forces of fatty putas which eventually succumbed him and even took his chair.

Bruised, battered and with an upset stomach (Viagra, no food, 6 beers)...the Monkey stumbles with his comrades to Boystown hoping to find his true calling, but mischief soon followed as members of the posse decided to turn on the newbie lurker, AI, and set course for the Western Bar, a known TS dive, where a crude crude joke was to be played out. But AI, with his powerful "stare" of hatred, disgust, and purely the lack of eye contact when introduced, fended off and ignored all the TS warriors (even the bigger ones) with a success of a true ninja. The joke was reversed when AI hooked up with the only girl in the entire joint, a freaky young senorita (about a 6 1/2), and banged her graciously in not one but two rooms. You animal! The Monkey, Brad, and Vinceld were all left to wait with the transvestites for AI to finish his dirty deed. This was a real sausage fest incuding the TS(s), even though "someone" seemed to have fun still. Maybe it was the beers. Had to be the beers. Si?

Finally, after everyone had gotten some ass during some point of the night besides the Monkey, we were headed off to Papagayo's to find the Monkey a lady. At this point, the Monkey was definitely ready to look for an all nighter with a hot chica to make up for his woeful night up to now. At Papa's, the Monkey was approached by a lovely latina (about a 8 3/4) who offered her companionship all night. But when the words "400 dolares" came from her boca, the Monkey checked under her lace skirt. And... "Nope, the pussy was not made of gold." What the fuck was she thinking?" Chica #2 who was next (a near 9) approached the Monkey and he was able to work from 300 dollars down to 180 dolares por toda la noche y $40 for the bar. A deal was almost struck until the puta took the Monkey's cigarettes without asking and gave 3 of them to her amiga. MONKEY DON'T PLAY DAT! Deal off and hope she gags on the cigarettes' smoke. The crew called the Monkey crazy crazy crazy because they thought he had silly hang ups. But the Monkey just said.. "something just ain't right with that girl." and later we found out the Monkey was right...call it Monkey intuition.

It's 11:45 and the compound is about to shut down at the dreaded midnight curfew. The band of four brothers were walking the street hoping to find the Monkey an all night date before it's too late. Then from across the way it was like an angel was sent down. Ahoy! said the Monkey...the Monkey had spotted his Cinderella, but had to call in some help to make sure it wasn't a Cinderfella. When the okay was given by his comrades, the Monkey made his move. The chica was very fond of the Monkey and was willing to sneak away from her club (Tamyko) to provide all night service in his hotel room for just 100 dollars. Whoo hoo...

Back in the hotel, the Monkey received a nude massage, BBBJ , doggie, ella on top, missionary, and finished with the Monkey style (heavy serious pounding con her knees to her ear). Muchas Gracias Viagra. (Face 6 1/2, Body 9, Enthusiasm 10). Pero... and this is a big big BUT... Overall Experience only a 4 !!!! But Monkey... 6.5 + 9 + 10 averages to an 8.5.... Is the Monkey just bad in mathematics? Um...NO...For one, the Monkey Style was just too rough for her and the condom busted leaving a big gop of cum dripping out of her pussy and onto the carpet. She was mad and started cussing at the Monkey with fast fast unmentionable espanol which sounded very angry. "Es no mi faulto," I said. She was so mad she wanted to leave immediately and offered to give some of the Monkey's money back. The Monkey said... keep it, and tried to persuade her to stay and promise no more Monkey style. She got worse! I said, "okay, okay solo dormir (sleep). No mas sexo." That's when she started getting dressed and the Monkey was horrified! Not that she was leaving, but as I looked at where the cum gop dropped, I saw that one of her toes on her left foot was deformed, shriveled, and somewhat absent. The Monkey, in disgust and fear, then opened the door and said quickly,"okay adios."

That night, as the Monkey slept, nightmares of a giant shriveled toe chasing the Monkey down a dark corridor ran rancid trough the mind of our little hero.
At times, the Monkey would cry in his sleep, with tears trickling down his face, wondering, what has he done to deserve all this misery on his first day on the anticipated Boystown trip of August 26th. Why had the Mongering gods seek to punish me? And this where we stop for tonight.

Tommorrow we will continue the story... for Day 2... the Monkey makes a comeback to the likes never seen in the history of mongering. Buenas Noches Amigos....

-Monkeypaw

 

[rapid]

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Yea, I agree excellent report. We appreciate the info. Keep up the good work gentleman. Also, I don't believe you ever stated the names of the downtown cantinas that you guys frequented. We would appreciate hearing the name and location of the downtown ladies bars that you guys went to when you have time. Also, the Villa Real, is that the Hotel on the main road on the way to boys town? The hotel is very close to Boys Town right ??

The only downtown ladies bar that I have ever been to is the Herradura or some shit like that. It was allright but nothing special from what I saw.

Peace Out,

Pancho " Never Can Have Too Much Pussy" Pantera

 

[avaaaa]

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Excellent report, Brad. Thanks for the update. It's been awhile since I've been out to BT. I may check it out again sometime in about a month. I was very curious to hear what was going on out there.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

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I appreciate the report glad to hear yall had a good time down there. Progresso sucked hard but I had family things going on and had to the best I could with what I had. I look forward to the next outing and hope I can make that one. Laterz

 

[warren v]

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Hello all...

I am happy to be home, well not really because of the awesome experience, but to be here and finally report our experience!!!! Its about time a group went down to see exactly what was going on there and what the current status of everything is - to report for those that are scared due to the barrage of negative media coupled with uneducated comments about the area only multiplying the concerns!

Yeah - we went as promised - and had NO major problems! And before I go any further I want to thank Vincenld, Monkeypaw, and the "lurker" for putting up with my craziness! We all had a great time, and it was fun to hang as a group for a change! Hope you guys had as much time as I did! Also, Vinceld, thanks for the rides and the vast knowledge of NL. It sure helped us keep a safe and secure environment!!!!

Ok, so I am not going to narrarate EVERYTHING because I am hoping the other guys will put in their $.02, but I will give as many details as possible:

#1. General safety and status of the area - I honestly saw NOTHING that concerned me. Really, it was the same old NL on the streets, with a little extra Federales. The NL PD was out and about, but definitely not as many as I had seen before (last I was here was over 24 months ago). We actually had NO problems on the streets, but stayed VERY observant. Both days we walked some of the street areas, visited Pharmacias, looked at the sights and scenery, etc during the day - between 5p and 9p. It was not a "war zone", people were not walking around scared and there were many other Americans visiting also!

#2. Where we stayed - I stayed stateside (Days Inn Exit 4 - $69/night) and others stayed in a hotel not far from the border on the NL side (Villa Real for something like $40/night??) I believe that they had no problems, and the travel between the border and the hotels on either side was very easy and trouble-free.

#3. The ladies bars. During the early evening we played at two bars not in the Zona, but in the city. Guys - help me out with the names - I dont remember them because I am too busy looking at all the ass and not the signs!!!! It seemed to be a generally good time, and once you were able to filter through the ones who worked for drinks/dancing vs. the ones you can fuck then you had yourself a ballgame! I personally did only one girl from one of the bars, and ALMOST had her and a friend together but it didnt work out. FEES IN THESE BARS RIGHT NOW SEEM TO BE IN THE RANGE OF $30 FOR TODO (FOR THE GIRL) AND $10-$15 FOR THE HOTEL/TOWEL/RUBBER. I personally got BB-anything out of the girl I was with, and had an EASY 10 who was about 18yo on my lap at the other place the next day (she didnt fuck for $). The bartenders were nice, but we got Americano prices the first night for beers @ $1.50 then the next night got them for the $1.00 price we expected. The local guys, which were ALL of them (hardly any gringos ever there) were all pretty cool with us and we had no problems I know of. All the girls were pretty fun, although not all of them were hot - mostly 4's and 5's with a few 6's and 7's thrown in the bunch. One bitch had the nerve to run into Monkeypaw then push me out of the way. I cussed her while holding back the donkey-punch I had ready for her face, then later offered her a drink thinking I could somehow recover it. Fuck it.

#4. Boystown!!!! Alright, so the BIGGEST issues you want to know about are the safety and the curfew, right? As for the SAFETY:

Policia - Ok, I stand firm that there are WAY less NL Policia on the streets now, and far more Federales. Monkeypaw will argue with me on this I think, but I only saw Federales in BT. The PD station is open, but manned by the dark-green, full-BDU geared, AK-47 toting Federales. They were doing a checkpoint on everyone that came into the entrance. We had no problem with them, did not see too much patrol within the streets there, and I only saw one dude in cuffs the second night (a mexicano). They are definitely a stronger presence at the entrance than before though.

I have to mention the TS's - we did have problems with the typical TS bitches trying to rob you blind. For those of you who may not know, PLEASE remember to seperate your money, put most into your shoe/socks!!! The TS's that are deviant will grab your cock and balls, get in your face, and while you are totally distracted slide a hand into a pocket (you cant usually feel it at that point) and take whatever they find. They dont always score, but I'll bet they get the newbies sometimes! I was SHOCKED when one of them did it SO quick to me this time that her/his hand was in the BOTTOM of my pocket before I could get to it. Pocket was already empty so hahah - fuck off you whore!

Ok, as for the CURFEW, it seems to be a mixed deal. We broke all the rules and I forget what time we headed back the first night, but we broke curfew BOTH TIMES with no problems. Here's the deal: At midnight (for now) they are not letting more people IN to Boystown, but they are not kicking everyone out. The second night they shut off all the outer lights and inside perimeter lights in Papagayos, but did not close or stop serving. Needless to say the crowd disappeared, but WE were still drinking and getting laid! Then we went over to Marabu to pick up an all-nighter for one of guys and to wait on another guy to go get his all-nighter doorgirl. We were on the streets in BT and walking around until almost 2am with no problems. IT DID SEEM THAT ALL PLACES WOULD NOT LET MORE CUSTOMERS IN AFTER 12 AND THEY LOCKED UP, BUT NO PLACES SEEMED TO KICK EVERYONE OUT.

The Doorgirls: The first night (Friday) was relatively slow for doorgirls. Maybe 30% of what you would normally see there. Later in the night I would say it was at about 50% of the normal selection. Saturday was a different story - probably close to 80% of the usual choice there. Obviously the lack of business has hurt them a bit, but there was still a GREAT variety: from 18-65yo and probably 1's to 7's in my book. I did only one, maybe a 6, spent $25 for todo menos ropas and was disappointed. She stressed out about my grabbing her tits and wouldnt let me cool off after with a quick shower - fuck her. There were about 3 others I was DYING to do, but I passed this time. FEES FOR THE DOORGIRLS RIGHT NOW SEEM TO BE AT $20 FOR TODO, EXTRA $10 MENOS ROPAS. There is no reason you cannot get them to $25 right now - which is not bad for the current circumstances. Newbies, please remember to barter the towel, papertowel, rubber and NO CLOTHING into the total price before going into her room. Also remember that if it is 105 degrees outside it will be about 120 in her room after about 10 minutes of fucking.

The BarGirls: I believe we visited 4 bars, or something like that. Papagayos, Tamykos, Marabu and The Western. Yes, we went to the Western for a few reasons. One, to fuck with the lurker - that was fun by the way! Two, because they have AWESOME A/C and nice bathrooms. One of us actually got laid there, but it was with a girl who they brought over from another bar. SHE was a hottie, and was a she not a he. Tamykos was the same as usual. The girls were disappointing 1's to 6's. I dont think any of us got laid there. Marabu was dead as hell - as usual! I personally had a GREAT piece of ass out of there for an hour - the total experience a definite 10!!!! Full-service, GFE, BB-anything and it was like fucking a friends 18-yo sister! The rooms are still better than even Papagayos with COLD A/C. I fucked like a machine on Viagra, overstayed my 45-min limit and never broke a sweat! Papagayos was a bit disappointing also, surprising to me. Maybe only about 50% of the normal amount of girls and the quality has gone way down!!! It WAS the only place with a few 10's walking around, one of us had one of them, but the rest were mostly 5's or less! It was the busiest place as far as other gringos also. I had one chica that was about 23 and had some of the biggest titties I have ever fucked. She was drunk as snot and I figured I could exploit her a bit (y'know, smack her around like the bitch she is and donkey-punch her in the face if she gave me any lip! hehe) - so yes, I did exploit her, thank you. FEES AT ALL OF THE GIRL BARS IN BT SEEM TO AVERAGE ABOUT $70 FOR AN HOUR FOR TODO - $20-25 FOR THE ROOM AND AMENITIES AND THE REST FOR THE GIRL. THIS WAS AWESOME BECAUSE I WAS TRULY EXPECTING SOME JACKED UP FEES!

As for anything else, well, we just had a good time. Ate at the usual taco stand in front of Papa's and it was good as always. Met a local chica while driving around town one night with Vincenld and made a date with her for the second night but blew it off once I saw my goddess at Marabu! OOPS, but worth it! Ran into a few "tour guides" I have know for quite some time. The TS crowd has REALLY taken over the back street, so keep that in mind. It got annoying to have to watch your ass SO much with them, and to have to stay off the sidewalk to avoid all their BS!

All in all we had a great time! I cant speak for what your specific visit may result in, but at no time did we have any safety issues and we saw no major impact from the current problems that everyone keeps bitchin about! I encourage you to all go, keep the industry alive down there, and ENJOY!!! The prices are great, the choices are still good, and as long as you are safe and watch your ass you should come out ok!!!!!

Alright - gotta go - I have about 50 different STD tests I have to go take! hahahahahahah

PS - My dumb ass didnt take any pics this time (I kept forgetting my camera because I was trying to find my comfort zone again - I have been away too long!)