Naughty Parrot

[one girl]

Humor is my worst niche, actually.
So Stfu.

and... uhm... yus. -___-​

 

[Dazaa]

;3794247']Parrot is being taught manners.
Pull the right claw, the parrot will say something.
Pull the left one, the parrot will say something else holy and whatnot.
Pull both of them at the same time, the bird will fall onto it's ass or whatever since it does not have anything to be supported with.

Simple humor.

Nice one, Mental.
You and your mother are born comedians.

 

[rosemary]

Okay.

the parrot is learning to behave...
and when the owner askes what happens...
he screams "fluck" okay?

Not very good... idk how to explain it. It's funny, but idk. My mom told me it, I thought it was funny but idk why

 

[rkive87]

WTF !!!
Can someone explain it to me? :reallysad​

 

[Marta Laura]

lol k:

 

[Sounds_like_a_crime]

Haha not bad.
I got it though ^^

 

[Mohini Hersom]

Well atleast YOU get it. tsk tsk ;x

 

[Dicken]

Loooool. I got it in the end. Had to read it about 3 times. :X
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[?electric rhythm?]

];3787932']:| ............................

 

[Pompal 09.]

LMAOOO good one !

 

[Timothy Raymond]

I don't get it, lmao.​

 

[Tismappodom]

One day Pastor Morris comes up to Mr.Rosen's doorstep collecting donations to the local Church. Mr.Rosen exclaims "I'd love to invite you in, Father. But sadly, I have a pet bird that doesn't... well he uses innapropriate grammar. "

Pastor Morris chuckles and replies "If you give me your bird for 2 weeks, he'll be preaching like a pastor." Mr.Rosen hesitated but was willing to take up the offer.

2 weeks later Pastor Morris walked up to Mr.Rosen's doorstep smiling fiercly. Pastor Morris says "If you pull his right claw, he'll say 10 Hail Mary's." If you pull his left claw, he'll say 10 Our Fathers."

Mr.Rosen askes in astonishment "What if I pull both claws?" The bird starts flinching and says "I'll fall on my fucking ass, what do you think?"


:lmao:

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