Never been to an massage parlour. Have some ?'s

[zaza]

Hello,
I've never been to a massage parlour. Ever. I've seen SP's, but that is it. I'm curious, and may go, but I have a few questions first.
What happens at a massage parlour? Obviously, a massage, but what type? How is it?
Overall, am I guaranteed a release? Basically, am I going for a massage or am I going to get off?
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[karen]

What you need is some help from Fangs - A serious hobbyist if there ever was one.

 

[Dr. Strongrod]

Thanks for the refrence,bro.

Slither son of a bitch,

What you want to do when you get there is make sure you're completely honest with them in terms of what you want. I remember when I first started going I always left kinda disappointed because I would never share any of my bizarre fantasies with them.It was then, and only then, that I started to truly enjoy my sessions because I let them know exactly what I wanted to do while there.

So, when you get there be 100% honest in what you want to get out of the session so you'll have no regrets while you're putting your clothes back on after the session has ended.

Another thing you're gonna want to do is to shave your pubic, testicle and buttocks hair. Earl Christansen and myself have come to the conclusion that the massage women really dig a guy who knows how to manscape.

Good luck you slithery son of a bitch, and remember to come back and write a review of your session.

Without serious hobbysists this board is nothing but guys joking around about nonsense. What good is that? Exactly.

 

[David L]

Is Earl Christansen that MP fiend that works at LCBO? I've heard a lot about him.

 

[Pedy123]

You have no idea how bog of an massage whore Earl Christansen over at the LCBO is. I really shouldn't be saying this, but that crazy son of a bitch Earl Christansen over at the LCBO steals bottles of tequila from his work and gives them to Shauna at Invisible Touch when he goes to see her.

I'm still trying to get Earl Christansen from the LCBO to come onto massageplanet.net and bless us with some of his massage experiences. Earl Christansen from the LCBO would without a doubt be a valuable addition to the strong group of serious hobbyists we already have here on our board.

 

[jeulo16]

Always had a release. With or Without tip. Its always been included.