Never trust an italian..

[Pompal 09.]

Angelo broke is leg and his buddy Tony comes over to see him.
Tony says "How you doin'?"
Angelo says,"Okay but do me a favor goomba, run upstairs and get me my slippers, me feet are Revieweezing."
Tony goes upstairs and sees Angelo's gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters lying in bed.
He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
They say, "Prove it."
Tony shouts downstairs, "Hey! Ange, both of em?"
Angelo shouts back, "Of course both of em, what good is fuckin' one?"