Newbie Guide to Etown pooning..

[iAdore]

I've been asked to assist with the compilation/preparation of a general massageplanet Newbie Guide by dsf123, so here's my take on it.

I'll be doing it in stages, so as to be easily digestible. If any of you have suggestions for a Newbie, please feel free to add your comments and advice:

Initial Preparations:

1. Chances are 50/50 that you have an SO, so you should get a separate, disposable cell phone that you'll use solely for making your pooning appointments and for call backs.

Use only on an as needed basis, and turn off after use.

2. Computer security. After logging onto massageplanet and logging out, wipe out the History of your internet visits to maintain your personal security.

Absolutely, you should NEVER use a computer at your place of work!!!!!!!!!!!! Too much risk!

3. Cash only.. You should not be leaving a paper trail for the monies you'll be using for this hobby. Do not use a credit card for any of the stuff you purchase for your hobby.

4. Separate E-Mail address. Get a new email address either at Yahoo or Gmail..they're free. Do NOT use your real name when setting up this email addy.

You've already picked a handle for posting on massageplanet, so use that handle as part of your email addy. If you don't like the handle you selected, PM one of the Mods to change it for you.

5. Supplies. If you have a preference for a certain brand of Condoms, buy 'em and take them with you to your session. Same for Lube.

Next post will deal with using the various features and functions on massageplanet..

so as to make your pooning adventures more fulfilling and less frustrating..

 

[laineyette]

Great thread Trin, man I sure wish I had you twenty years ago.

Another tip I would add is be careful with business cards and personal info of the girls like e-mail addresses and phone numbers. Nothing worse than the SO opening the glove box looking for a map and some SP cards are discovered.

 

[swift.taylor37]

What of tipping? do you guys tip?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I always put it all the way in. But I am very small.

Although there is the question of "what did the leper say to the hooker"?

"Keep the tip". Hey it's one of my favorite gross jokes.

I bet your glad you asked. Just helping Trin.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Unless there is some extra service or longer time I see no requirement for a tip. If there is an expectation of a tip, then I say 'raise your prices'.

 

[California Girl!]

Etown massageplanet is a very handy and versatile tool for acquiring Intel/Info.

Like any other tool, you need to learn how to use it properly so as to maximize its use to you.

Pls start by reading these Stickies:

* Forum Rules: http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17921

* Using the Search function: http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18669

* First Time Posting: http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19567

* Finding a Mod(erator): http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21144

* Using PMs (Private Messages): http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17918&highlight=private

* Using the Smilies feature: http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17755&highlight=personalities

* Important features of massageplanet: http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18477&highlight=features

* Edmonton MP websites : http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6966

* Meaning of abbreviations: http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1392


Next will be Tips on Personal Hygiene..use only if you want the maximum mileage available from an SP..

 

[Patricia G]

YMMV..Your Mileage May Vary..is especially true for this hobby.

Kissing is highly ymmv, so is daty, digits, bls, dato, so much so that Your Experience with any one SP can be completely different from that of another pooner..

To give yourself the best odds of obtaining these "extras", you'll need to be meticulous in your hygiene and grooming.

Here are the parts of your body which have the potential to turn the ladies off, and which you'll need to look after.

Your BREATH:

Bad breath will kill any chance you have of getting kissing from an SP. Trouble is, you won't know if you have bad breath, and no one is going to come right out and tell you.

So, my advice to you is this: If you're not seeing a dentist at least twice a year, you can assume that you do have Bad Breath!! Plaque, gum disease, halitosis, gingivitis..you name it. Only your dentist can help you fix it..

In all cases, it's recommended that you floss and brush your teeth before a session, and use mouthwash also.

Smoker's breath: if you're a smoker, refrain from smoking before or during your session. Ashtray mouth is a turn off for many SPs. Mouthwash recommended.

Your AssCrack:

Here's a test for you to try on yourself (advice credits due to victoria jolie)..After showering, run your finger along your entire ass crack and on your starfish (anus), and then smell it!! Got the idea??

Most guys don't take enough care with washing their ass crack properly, so the SPs have to resort to packing the guys' asses with talcum powder when massaging their backs. SPs call this Sour Ass smell, and it's at its worst in the summer months for them.

Your Cock:

For guys who are uncut (not circumcised), smegma (that white head cheese you find accumulating under the foreskin) smells like pungent gorgonzola or goat feta cheese to the ladies..the "aroma" is a turn off for them, even if they're giving you a cbj. As for bbbj, with this smell on your cock, you can forget about it..They won't even go close to it.

Pull the foreskin back, and wash THOROUGHLY with soap/body shampoo.

Importantly, since this white stuff cumulates daily, you need to wash this area thoroughly DAILY,

otherwise the "aroma" will still linger even if you wash just before your session..

Your Nutsack/Balls:

If you want BLS, most SPs won't offer this to guys who have long hairs on their balls.

You need to shave them (electric razor) or use Nair. Also, trim your pubic area. The ladies object to having to wade through the long "grass" to give you this service.

Also, a shaven pubic/nutsack area allows the SP to check you out visually to see if she wants to offer this service to you.

Your Fingernails:

If your nails are long and dirty, no SP is willing to allow you digits. The dirt could cause her vagina to become irritated.

Cut your fingernails regularly, AND, most important, you also need to file them down as smooth as possible.

If you don't file them down smooth, those edges are like razor blades, and will cause severe pain to the ladies when you're using those unfiled digits on her tender parts.

Your Beard/cheek/5 o'clock shadow:

If you haven't shaved before your session, your 5 o'clock shadows on your cheeks are as rough as sandpaper to an SP's neck, cheeks, breasts and pubic area. Your attentions to her tender parts won't be welcome, and will be painful to her.

Fat Folds:

If you're severely overweight, and have folds of fat on your body, the creases between these folds accumulate sweat where bacteria multiply. The creases need to be washed thoroughly and properly. Otherwise, bad body odor.

Your Hair:

Unwashed greasy hair can be sweaty and smelly, so please shampoo regularly..You bald headed guys don't need to worry about this..

Your Neck Area:

Most guys never think of this area, but it's sweaty rubbing against your shirt collar all day..Also, it's the area where the SP's nostrils come up against in mish and when she's nibbling on your neck..
Soap the area well in your pre-shower, and you should be good to go.

Next up: Deciding Who to See/Visit..

 

[iAdore]

Okay, so you've done your initial preps, you've cleaned, shined and oiled up your cock so that it smells like a perfume factory, and you're set to play.

Big question is: Who will you play with? (don't play with the Palm sisters..too addictive! )

In Etown, there are over 35 MPs, a few local Independent escorts, between 3 and 6 Visiting escorts at any given time, Craigslist, 4 Asian MPs, and also a few Asian micros.

The ladies are of varied ages, sizes, colors, personalities.

So, you first have to determine : What turns YOU on?

* Hair color: Blonde or brunette?
* Age: Young, or mature?
* Size: Petite or larger? Spinner or Voluptuous?
* Nature of SP: Submissive or raging tigress?
* Locale: MP atmosphere or Private Incall/Outcall?
* Luxurious or Mid grade facility?
* High Priced exclusive Lady, Mid range affordability, or Economy Pricing?

Note on the Ages used by the MP websites:

~ If it says she's 18, 19, 20 or 21 there, that's most likely the case.
~ If early 20's, she's probably mid 20's.
~ If mid 20's, she's closing in on 30.
~ If late 20's, she's early 30's.
~ If Mature, it's anybody's guess.

And so on, in general (not always) but you get the drift. Some of the MPs represent their attendants' ages as being younger by approximately 5 years or so.

For Escorts, the ages stated on their Websites tend to be accurate.

Starting off , in a Nutshell:

* Check the massageplanet Advertisement Section for Escorts.
* Check the Etown MP Website sticky for local MP ladies.
* Avoid Craigslist ads until you're no longer a Newbie.
* For your first 6 months, TOFTT at your own risk.
* Pick a few ladies to do some Research (Read Reviews on her) on.
* Select One of them.
* Arrange an appointment, enjoy your session.
* Write us up a Review here on massageplanet.

 

[smackxgarden]

This is a great checklist...everybody can and should follow this. I get lots of compliments from the ladies when I have great hygiene. I actually don't feel comfortable if I don't have a quick shower/splash before a session...I usually bring my own stuff for that. The breath thing is so easy to overlook...consider keeping a small container of mouthwash in the car and rinse before even getting to her door. Makes a big difference.

Trin, this is a super thread that might help everyone not just newbs.

 

[Charli]

When first starting out, here are some General Do's and Dont's when seeing an SP:

~ If seeing a Visiting Escort or Local Indy SP,

* best to follow the guidelines set out by the lady for Booking an Appointment, AND for confirming your appointment.

* If she requires a reference and a telephone number, and you wish an appointment with her, please supply them. Don't try to convince her (by correspondence) that you're the world's greatest lover, and that she shouldn't require all this info from you. If you're not willing to supply the info, do choose someone else.

* When confirming your appointment, some SPs require you to call them PREVIOUS to your coming over so that they can confirm a "Yes"..If you cannot reach them by phone so that she can give you the green light, or she doesn't call you back to confirm, it's possible that it's a "NO"..So, check and clarify with the lady EXACTLY how to confirm that your appointment is a GO..

* Arrive on Time, not Early (some ladies Hate when you do that), not Late.

* Your time starts when you enter the door, and taking a shower is part of your allotted time. Please do NOT try to get extra time without the SP's consent, and if you're both having a good time, and if she does allow you extra time, be considerate and TIP EXTRA for that time..

* Never force a lady to do something she does not wish to do..definitely not cool!!

* Tip: To Maximize your Allowed Time in your session:

Shower at home before you go see the lady (scrub everywhere thoroughly)..wear fresh underwear. She will still require you to take a shower at her incall, but you thus do not have to do the full Scrub-a-dub-dub shower routine there..

Also, you have the option of Not taking a shower afterwards at her location..you can always shower at home .

Next up: Some do's and don'ts for when seeing an SP at a local MP studio:

 

[armouror2000]

OK, but after the initial preparations, deciding what kind of girl I like and researching reviews, properly grooming and checking hygiene, booking and confirming with all the proper requirements, showering again and being respectful with introductions......THEN can I finally try to convince her I'm the world's greatest lover???

Thanks for all the tips Trin, invaluable information.

 

[PossiblyNotMaybe]

Nimby, you're not a newbie..you been doin' this for the past 20 years..what are you be doin' readin' dis stuff for Newbies??

 

[Alaa]

Never hurts to go over the basics.

 

[SASSYSNIPE]

Well the truth is all these years I never thought to kiss them, now with all this LFK and DFK stuff I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm afraid I'm going to start recording mixed tapes again and carving my initials loves so and so on the shower wall.

Do you have any tips on acceptable levels of affection without becoming stalkerish? Not that I need it....I'm just sayin'

 

[Shyam]

Very very fine thin line between affection and stalking in this biz, nimby..

The difference is how SHE perceives your attentions..if she thinks them "awww, you're so sweet", you haven't crossed that line... yet..

If she starts to feel uncomfortable with the attention you're paying her, you've crossed the line..

You're starting to cross the line if:

~ You send her PMs and emails frequently and try to MSN her all the time.
~ You send her gifts and greetings at her studio "too often"..
~ You ask her out to lunch, coffee, dinner, social time etc. off the clock over and over again..
~ You text her "cute" messages on her cell phone, or "update" her on what you're doing every day., or asking her "what're you doing?"
~ You ask her how her business is going, how many clients she's seeing, did she have any "bad dates"..i.e. trying to get "too personal"..
~ You bring her expensive gifts which carry a hint of "obligation" on her part..
~ You have too many sessions with her in a short compressed period of time, and try to stretch your "extras"..
~ You try to seduce her to give you free sessions at her place..
~ You're PMing other guys who did a review on her , asking what extras he got from her, and how much did she charge..
~ You're paying to have a session with her, and all you do during the session is Talk..
~ You offer to become her sugar daddy, so that you can hold hands with her on social outings..
~ You consistently book her for her last session of the evening so that you can spend more time with her..


Here's a post I published about attitudes and notions toward a favorite SP which can screw up your head:

 

[The Scout]

Damn, that looks more like a checklist for me.....are you sure all those creepy stalkers didn't just ruin it for us nice guys?

Seriously, better not to learn it the hard way. A womans privacy should always be respected.

 

[cflb56]

Doh, guilty of this one.

You're paying to have a session with her, and all you do during the session is Talk..

Lots of times!

None of the others though.

 

[sephienie]

Trin x 2 's advice is generally right on the spot. All that I would add is if you want to see a particular lady it is best to book with her. And of course when booking with a lady showing up a couple minutes early helps (note: this does not mean 10, 15 or more) prevent some other unknown dude from taking your spot when it is your first time seeiong the lady. And I hope everyone noted my use of lady, if you treat the ladies with a little respect you will find they will generally appreciate that! Being a "regular" does have some benefits!

 

[Terry Z]

To tell or not to tell the ladies at the MP studio when you go in for a session:

Pluses and minuses for this course of action are discussed in this thread:

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22197

My personal recommendation to Newbies is:

Don't!!! and don't even tell them that you know about review boards..Just my 2 cents worth!!..

 

[Guinea Pig Lover]

When you're going to see a lady at a Massage Parlor in etown, here are some general tips / do's and don'ts which should help you get a good session:

DO:

~ Be courteous and cheerful with any SP who greets you at the studio.
~ Ask courteously if it's possible to see and chat with all the attendants before making your selection.
~ Give a sincere compliment if you can..
~ Try a little humor..it works wonders..
~ Smile..you'd be surprised how good this works..
~ Go into a Private Room before discussing any services.
~ Be polite if you turn her down by not staying.


DON'T:

* Discuss any services in a public area, such as the reception or entry.
* Try to negotiate a lower rate if she first quotes you a price..it makes many of the ladies Irate when you try to haggle for a lower rate..(tip: Say to her first, before price comes up..here's what I'm looking for in a session..here's what I'm prepared to pay..Can we get together on this? or something along those lines. )
* Agree to any session if you get bad vibes from the lady, either in her manner, her words or her body language..
* Mention anything about being on a review board. If she asks you how you know about her, tell her you saw her pic on the website (if they have one)..
* Be aggressive, grabby, or touchy, or feely when you meet her out front the first time..

^^The above are Don'ts..

Any other General Do's and Don'ts for the Newbies...? other posters, feel free to contribute your suggestions to help out the new guyz..