Dude, you were being goofed on.
Yeah, not the best place. And use the F#CKING shower already, guys....
How would you know? Yesterday, you didn't know who she was (i.e. NOT Alana)... and she said she only works Saturdays....
Dude... YOU WERE BEING GOOFED ON.
Seriously, man... you can't believe everything you get in private messages....