Oh my gosh!!!! LE people everywhere AGAIN!!

[chris j]

Uh ohs. It's been confirmed. The cops' annual "Staple bows to whacker's forehead and send them home for Christmas" campaigne has begun. [Yeah, last year, they glued the bows to our a**es but that didn't go overly well 'cuz the we kept on sitting on them and squashing them. Plus, after a while, they started to smell. Anyways, most whackers thanked them for sending them home for Christmas (free plane ride), but they just didn't like the swimming back to Toronto part after New Year's.]

Anyways, all my whacker friends and I have been calling each other non-stop these past couple of days. This is what's happening.

Scarboro Spa's been shut down. Totally raided. Heard they went in and took EVERYTHING!!! Thank goodness I didn't go there to work. I went there for an interview a while ago and when I asked the Indian girl who opened the door if they were hiring, she just looked me up and down and slammed the door in my face. Didn't even answer me!!! (I decided to take that as a "no".) Anyways, I checked "The Sun" on Wednesday and Thursday and their ad's gone.

My friend's friend works at (removed by moderator) and she told me her friend massaged an undercover last Sunday night. No tickets though.

LE were all around the Etobicoke area checking licences.

My whacker friend who also works in Scarborough, she told me her MP was visited TWICE within the past week. The Thursday that just passed (Dec 8th), and also the previous Sunday (the 4th?). She says it's different people (not the 2 female inspectors nor is it the male inspectors before that). These ones were in uniform so probably cops plus immigration.

My other whacker friend who works in North York also said she massaged an undercover. Right after she finished massaging him, (she offered him nothing), she grabbed all her sh*t, didn't even bother changing, and took off in her car. She says from now on, she's not even going to let them SEE her licence. She says from now on...."f*ck them".

Another whacker friend of mine told me that 4 apartments that she knows of in the North York area have been raided within this past week by cops. Tickets and charges WERE laid.

Also, as other posters have already mentioned, Coral and Lexa were also visited.

So all massageplanet.netites... please be careful. I heard from one of my whacker friends that they do this every year around Christmas time. I guess me and my other whacker friend got it all wrong. We thought they come around every 3 months. Feb, May, Aug, Nov. Guess we were wrong. Why we thought that was bc she bumped into them in Feb. I bumped into them in May. My other friend bumped into them in Aug. And this Nov were the 2 female inspectors which everyone knew about. The good thing is that it's not the same LE guys as before bc they most likely would've remembered my friend plus if I ever ran into them, they might remember me too bc the guy with the glasses asked me the third time he saw me if he had seen me before so I think he was starting to recognize me which was NOT good. Maybe the previous LE guys got canned or something. And I wonder what happened to the 2 female inspectors bc my whacker friends liked them. (Well, I don't know if they liked them or if the just liked gossiping about them. Who knows? Oh well.) Anyways, I definitely think this time it's COPS plus immigration. Not by-law. Just be careful.

 

[Anna M]

Boy do you ever have a lot of "whacker" friends. So therefore I guess I'm a whackee?

 

[Bubbl3z]

woooooHoooo...Weenie Wacker Sisterhood.

 

[yp_will_chicago_369]

It must be cool to have wacker friends.

 

[Voldemar H. Guerta]

t'is ironic how, aside from goodtime's response, nobody has reacted to the actual thread topic.

Thanks for keeping us aware, Lee.

 

[LasNoches]

It is!

Except mine aren't cute; although they do always manage to get paid at the end of the meeting.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I personally dont' think that there is a real threat. LE is always going to try their scare tactics and do their raids..The whole point is to work at a place where they have a licence and everything is on the up and up. (pardon the pun)....LOL...

Side Note: I think Leah is hilarious, gotta see the humor in her posts'

 

[Shaylon G]

Leah, let me know when you retire, so we can work on your book, Memoirs of a MPA.

I doubt very much she would need you to write her memoirs - she is such a natural story teller and has a thrilling and refreshing style of reporting.

 

[hagerstown_chic]

I find this post rather disturbing.... because I remember you saying Leah that you were trying to get a job working at a MP and were having trouble finding one because of licensing problems.

I havent heard anything from people in the know but you cant go around saying a "friend's friend told her".

 

[Steveman30]

But it cute the way she say's it, Even if She could be a he.

 

[edwardlova101]

Put women on a pedestal much, guys?

Your'e going to smother the poor girl.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hi Sheik. To clarify things, a month ago, when I was looking for a place to work, I said that I have a holistic licence so I want to find a holistic place to work at, rather than a body-rub place because I didn't want to spend $300+ on a body-rub licence that's only going to be valid for 2 months. That's why I wanted to wait for my holistic licence to expire, which is early next year, then I'm going to apply for a body-rub. (BTW, there is absolutely no problem with my holistic licence. It is in good standing.) But now, I'm kinda having second thoughts about getting a body-rub licence because I really like the place I'm working at now and it has a holistic licence rather than body-rub and plus, it seems like the cops are treating holistic and body-rubs the same anyways.

I know the whole "my friend told my friend..." stuff is considered "hearsay" in the real world but in the massage world, stuff like this is usually VERY accurate, especially when it comes to such important things as LE/cops going around. (Take the whole situation with the 2 female inspectors for example. They went around either Monday or Tuesday, and by Wednesday afternoon, 1:00 to 1:30, EVERYBODY in Scarborough knew about them bc we were warning each other to watch out for them.) No MPA dares to make up stuff like this bc other MPAs will pretty much find out RIGHT AWAY anyway. You have to understand. We massage girls have our own private little world that's sacred to ourselves. We're like sisters to each other. Most of us have a pact with one another that if one of us ever end up in jail, the other one will bail us out. Majority of my whacker friends don't have fathers. Myself pretty much included. I can't even recall the last time I saw him. Some don't have mothers either. So who else do we have besides each other?? The people we spend 8, sometimes 16 hours together, everyday... that's who. We would NEVER make up something so important such as cops going around to frighten each other for no reason. For what?? And the whole thing about the apartments being raided as well? My driver already confirmed that because one of his MPA client cancelled her ride bc she told him her place was shut down. Trust me, we would NEVER EVER make stuff like this up. It's WAY too important for our survival. We HAVE TO look out for each other. If we don't... who will?? I remember one time, I was having really REALLY bad cramps, to the point where I couldn't even get up. My whacker friend who also doesn't drive knows that the only thing that can ease my pain is cranberry juice. And you know what, it was pouring and I mean POURING rain outside, and cold too, and you know what, she walked 5 blocks to get me the juice. And that time when I got punched in the eye... all my whacker friends took care of me. Got me ice... and asked angrily where the guy was bc they were going to kick the sh*t out of him. (He ran off already). We love and understand each other bc we don't have anyone else. Most other people in society judge us, hate us, and think we're dirty little tramps. We're the scapegoat of society. Cops hate us. Most of them are so mean to us. Some bosses treat us nice (like the one I have now) but some are horrible. (My ex-boss used to send us home and tell us we're ugly if more than 2 clients walk out on us on any given shift. "You're ugly today. No one wants you. Go home." And they're always talking about taking away our $10 commission so they get the whole $40 and we get nothing but the tips only.) Most clients are nice but some treat us like dirt. One client kept on pinching me and squeezing me until I had tears come out of my eyes. Even then, he didn't stop. That's why we have our own little world. We may compete with each other for clients but we would never do anything to hurt each other. And we bond together like glue if an outsider tries to hurt one of us. And we would be horrified to see any of us end up in jail bc we realize that it could be our turn one day. That's why I consider this "she heard from so and so" stuff to be accurate. It's too important to us not to be.

 

[smileyface234]

You have a point, but at least the collective of massageplanet.net is still "alive" ... I was beginning to wonder. Is it because it's a chick persona or because she's "a ray of sunshine" in the doldrums of our gray existence. I do seem to recall Ref getting as much attention with his most excellent posts, if not more, but then again he is a cutie pie.

 

[beamer]

I understand that leah but sometimes the less said the better, when you go into so much detail as you did, it can create problems for these girls.

 

[Vincent Van Go]

Lmao...I believe her!

 

[Rex L]

I think it's a combination of everything.

Leah is the new darling of the massage community.

How long is the line up to hug her and pat her on the head?

 

[C C]

Thanks very much Leah_MPA for sharing the perspective of one from the other side. These hand wringers worrying about respecting others, one'sself etc over using a funny self depricating term is laughable.

ALL OF US ON HERE either fuck, whack, get whacked etc by/to strangers for/because of money.

Sheesh,

But again, thanks for making it human and the observations. I can't speak for others but I am at least big enough to make my own decisions about going or not etc.

 

[clade]

Some of my friends are Weed Whackers !!!

VBB

 

[Jack D]

Uh ohs. Sorry!!! Can you please delete those details then? I know, I have a big mouth that always gets me into trouble. I swear, no more details from now on. You have to understand, even though I've written 113 posts, I'm still a newbie here. I only joined this summer so I still don't know all the rules. And I definitely would be HORRIFIED if I got any of my friends in trouble!! That would DEFINITELY be no laughing matter.

 

[kingers1988]

Careful though, Leah and other MPA's may use 'whacker' in a humourous, poking-fun-at-self manner, but the word is not benign. They may call each other 'whackers', but that doesn't mean they want us to refer to them as such.

Call a MPA a 'whacker' to her face and i'll bet she won't be laughing. Also, many MPA's are not going to embrace the term at all. And those that do will want to confine it to humourous, non-derogatory use. On a balance though, I just don't think most MPA's want us to refer to them, from now on, as 'whackers.'