Oriental Rainbow 266 Adelaide st w.....suckx

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Ok, it's about 3pm this afternoon and I'm at work thinking I could reallly use a massage so I remember reading post's of this spa on Adelaide next to the firestation. I hop in a cab and $5. later I'm walking in the door of the "Spa". I go upstairs and ring the buzzer, this is where everything goes wrong. So 30 seconds later I hear a loud thump and then footsteps getting closer. The door opens and this 5 feet 2ish older (40+ish) chinese lady lets me in, I think she said her name was Tracy. I tell her I'm interested in a massage and she leads me into a corner room. This lady can barley speak a lick of english so I'll try and simulate what she said. After we arrive in the room.....

Tracy - Massage $40.

Me - Sure, is it complete?

Tracy - Yes, very good massage

Me - Great, here's the $40 and hand in over

Me - Can I first use the bathroom?

Tracy - No, washroom gentleman busy, you get undressed now.

Me - Gentlemen busy, what do you mean?

Tracy - Gentlemen busy, no washroom now, you get undressed.

Me - I just need to wash my hands, if someones using it then I'll wait.

Tracy - Getting pissed off calls this other younger chinese girl (Bunny) and hand her the $40 that I gave her and mumbles something in chinese.

Bunny - Someones in the bathroom, they'll be out in a few min.

Me - Cool, I'll wait. 1 min later she tells me its all clear so I use the washroom and get back to the room and undress in about 10seconds.

Me - Why is that women so angry, I only asked her if I could use the bathroom?

Bunny - She was just sleeping and when you buzzed it woke her up.

Me - (Thinking) I guees that loud thump was her falling off the couch

Me - Well this is a place of bussines, if she wants to sleep she should go home and not give clients attitude.

Bunny - Smiles

So after that situation I tell her that I'll see her instead and she agrees. She starts her massage (not very good) and after 20 min tells me I have 5 min left and she doesnt do hj's, I'll have to do it myself. I'm like, are you f-ing serious? She says she's only been there 2 months and she doesnt do anything else buy massages.
At this point I'm getting pissed and I tell her that's why men come here to get hj's. She says no, they come here to have a massage. I then tell her why would someone come here pay $40+ to have a half assed amateur massage when you can go to a LICENSED place like Sutherland Chan and get a pro massage for the same price, claim it on insurance and get the money back? I told her she's not good at massages and I was upset and leaving. After I leave the room I told both those girls that this place is a rip-off and I'll never come back there again and that nobody wants a uninspired weak ass massage from a unattractive miserable old lady.

So for the rest of the day I tuff it out and after work I go to Wendy's Spa on Eg/ Yonge for some satisfaction.

Moral of the story, watch out if you go there..........And Wendy's Spa is open till 9pm Thurs

 

[CourtStar94]

Hmm...This MP used to be good in the past when Linda and tracy were there. Havn't been there for a while. Never head of Bunny or Mary. Well, I might go there and see what's been changing recently.

BEACHBOY

 

[melanie]

Had a session with Tracy about 2 summers ago and I didn't receive a release either. I wasn't to upset because A) it was an awsome massage B) it was late in the evening, around 10 pm, so I wasn't sure if she had to hurry home.

All in all, it's an ok place, but defintely not great. The facilties are pretty bad, the attendant was older, very average looking etc.

If you want descent massage on the cheap and you're in the area, it might be a place worth checking out.


thats all

 

[jennystuart64]

Maybe the older women's name was Tracy and not Mary. She was about 5 feet 2ish 100lbs, chinese, 40-45 years old. About a 2 out of 10 in the looks department. The younger fat one was either Bunny or Bonny, I could barley understand a word they were sayin.

I'll never go back there...........ever

 

[The Rikstir XIV]

Sorry you were disappointed. I've been reading reviews of this place a long time, they've always said release was iffy at best. Until Canada's so advanced that they can put up pricelists for sexual services

 

[smiley]

sorry to laugh at your expense...

I've been there a bit over the last few years, last time just a few weeks ago, although before that not for a while

Tracy is probably between 35-45, and Linda a bit older. Never tried Linda, but I think she's a bit more permissive than Tracy (as the older ones generally are). Tracy isn't altogether unattractive, usually has some coloring in her hair (red, orange, some such shit). Both Chinese or something like that.

The woman who serviced you sounds like neither of these, however.

I think, if I remember real hard, the first time I went there Tracy asked me to whack myself off to test whether or not I was a cop. Once you give it a few strokes, she'll join in - I think I've been asked to do this at a few other places as well.

I guess cops aren't allowed to jack off.

This place has never been stellar, but it's dirt cheap and (usually) reliable. And the massage is (also usually) quite good.

 

[Dogzzz]

Well the reviews I've read said that it was a cheap release, thats why I went there. If I had known that there wasnt going to give a finish then there's no way in hell I would'ov stepped foot in there. I dont know about you guys but If I go to a R&T I expect a hj at the very least. Why else would I go, for the half assed uninspired non professional attempt at a massage???
The fat chick said she didnt do hj's at all even if you paid extra.

I go to a LICENCED Sutherland-Chan Massage Clinic 6 times a year when I want a real massage not a r&t. This was the first time EVER that I experienced such bad service and I've been to dozens of mp's over the years.

And as for your b.s comment you made about "That's a deal you have to make, and just like any deal, she has every right not to make if she chooses"
If I ask a mpa if the massage is complete and pay her the agreed price for the massage I expect to get what I paid for. What if I decide after the release that I've changed my mind about paying her and I walk out or after a sp services me I tell her that I'm not going to pay her. Do I have the right to not pay her? If so then this changes the game completely.

The deal I made was a complete massage and she agreed so as far as I'm concerned she didnt fulfill her end of the deal.

I dont really give a shit if you have a hard-on for that old lady and she gives you great service cause you've been going there for 10 years. If I experence good or bad service from any mp I'm going to post it.


RAINBOW is a dump!!

 

[faerie]

I dont mind the laugh's, I just chaulk it up to a learning experience and move on. The women that I first saw was Tracy, she had reddish hair and wasnt very attractive (beauty must me in the eyes of the beholder) There was only 2 women there Tracy and a short fat one named Bunny or Bonny. I didnt get a massage from Tracy she was collapsed of the couch trying to finish her dream. That alone should tell you about the quality and professionalism at this place when the attendents are more concerned with sleeping then tending to clients. Next time I'll listen to my spider senses and leave after I see the veteren mpa walking into walls half asleep on the way to the room.

Buyer beware

Wendy's spa on eg is wayy better then this place and the price is the same or better. I had a COMPLETE massage their yesterday for $30. plus the women are more attractive.

 

[justicefmichael]

If I missed the sign that said Rub n' Tug, my apologies. But you'll have to show me the dictionary that says complete massage

 

[Master Mister]

Well now I'll do my best to give my experience on this place when someone post a question about this place and not just say its a cheap release.

Worst service

 

[Monique Y]

Sorry you had a bad experience. Haven't been here in ages, but used to be a regular a couple yrs ago when I lived DT. Always, even first time there, left completely satisfied. That was when Linda and Tracy were there.

 

[Pittsburgher -Glen Coco-]

It's killing me to not say "you get what you pay for", so I'm going to say it anyways. I used to lurk in the lower-priced MPs for a few years, but once I made the move to somewhat less bargain-priced MPs, the frequency of less-than-satisfactory experiences dropped sharply. There are undoubtedly some gems (Wendy's seems to have a loyal following), but, from my experience, they seem to be the exception, not the rule.