Poolio and weirdest sliding experience of the year

[supasta]

A sliding GOD.

 

[meg09]

There is one, it takes a little time to prepare.

1) Gain weight and have a massive beer gut.

2) Shave all your body hair before you go in to a MP, this can not be done with a five o'clock shadow, you must get a message right after you shave.

3) Ask for super soaker oil slide, this is two bottles of oil you may have to pay extra.

4) Ask attendand to sit on your face.

5) Raise the upper part of your body until she starts to slide.

6) Watch attendant slide up and down your body like a roller coaster.

Most attendants will give you an extra 15 minutes of sliding because of the thrill factor. I have even had a time when all the Sliders were taking turns that were working that shift, this was an hour and a half of slide pleasure for me at no extra charge.

One time I had a whole shift and two female by-law officers enjoying the ride.

 

[aishahj1110]

Already have it



Shaving is sooooooooo 2004. You have to get it lasered if you want to slide with certain MPA's.

www.thelaserclinic.ca





I prefer baby powder.Much more romantic and conducive to an unforgettable RBFE.



No can do. It will aggravate my acne and pockmarks.



This one is pure sliding gold. Pat yourself on the back.



Roller coasters are too jerky and rugged.I'd prefer if she slides up my body slowly and softly, like a bead of sweat the trickles down my forehead, as I fantasize about lfk'ing that saucy RMT at HFH.



You have to remember that not all sliders are as hot as you and Derek V. Thrill factor or not, most of us assholes don't have the looks or bod to score extra sliding time.



You're a living legend.




You must be the sliding version of Frank Sepe. If you're bi-sexual, hopefully the two of us can go out for a coffee and bran muffin aka have anal sex together.

PM me if you're interested.

 

[Me Fang You]

Okay I know no one takes Rusty seriously but I had a weird experience. Don't want to get into the details but her period started during our session and neither of us realized it till near the end of the session. Thank god it was a low milage massage.

 

[OG LOC]

The cranberry juice slide is very underrated.

Enjoy the Stella marathon on New Years Eve, friend.

 

[crknapp79]

Most may consider that weird but in certain ancient esoteric circles (ie. Simon Magus

 

[Susanna M]

Yeah well drilling holes in the head to rid yourself of evil spirits and the use to leeches were normal medical practices but I won't be running out to home depot or the bait shop any time soon.

 

[vis]

Perhaps you're right Frankcastle mon frere, then again, as Shakespeare once wrote:

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."