Pregnant Teen

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An 18 year-old girl tells her mum that she has missedher period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.The test shows that the girl is pregnant.[/align][/align]Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,"Who was the guy that did this to you?[/align]I want to know.[/align][/align]The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.[/align][/align]Half a hour later a ferrari stops in front of the house,a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and[/align]impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps outof the ferrari and enters the house.[/align][/align]He sits in the living room with the father and mother,and the girl, and says "Good morning, your daughterhas informed me of the problem".[/align][/align]I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,but I will pay all costs and provide for your daughterfor the rest of her life.[/align][/align]Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2000,000 bank account.[/align][/align]If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and$4000,000 bank account.[/align][/align]If twins, they will receive a factory and $2000,000 each.[/align][/align]However, if there is a miscarraige, what do you suggest I do?[/align][/align]At this point, the girls father who had remained silent,places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him....[/align][/align]"YOU SH*G HER AGAIN".[/align][/blockquote]

 

[Arguersontort]

Haha that is brilliant, hahaha i will have to try and remember that one!

Thanks for sharing Angel
Therapeutic Angel x