Puerto Vallarta report

[Angelic Marie From Hell]

Vallarta is taking his party tour to Puerto Vallarta on April 15th Only thing required is a fun attitude, and the funds to pay for your own drinks and entertainment! As many of you know, I like to have fun, and my fun consists of barhopping in the lower end bars / discos / stripclubs. Anyone interested in joining me, send me a personal message!

 

[Milk Maid]

I am going back to PV next week and will try the same massage parlor again. I will have one less margarita before I stop in to be a bit clearer on the details! I will give an update when I return. Carryon

 

[Pompal 09.]

Found it! On Google street view http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...=y0NRWY5Ye7RpT6WEWd67Wg&cbp=12,247.76,,0,2.95 it is on Xalisco-Puerto Vallarta near Honduras. I will correct my previous post to list these streets as well. Carryon

 

[john Galt]

Sounds like her but I had a bit too much tequila at the time to get too many details. It was a wonderful experience and worth every bit of tip I gave her ;>

 

[weddingdress_xtryan]

Google map the location with cross streets in my email for the one I tried. Carryon

 

[Bobby Peef]

Everyone post there experience as they have a great massage and where. Looking forward to november

 

[connadoyle]

Very nice post Guy! Thanks for sharing the info.! I got a good laugh when I clicked on Lilys and saw Nel's Sports Bar, as I owned a bar in that location for many many many years, called Monchis~! Lilys was in its present spot, but I never heard of anyone getting extras there.

 

[Beatle Susie]

There are still some escort ads on Craigslist Vallarta. They have moved to the "personals > casual encounters" section.

 

[sexy uk indian girl]

Here are the massage parlors that I have read about offering extra services. (Except, it is not clear from reports that Lily Massage has extras.) To be honest, I have never visited any of these places, although I have walked past them.

I separated the parlors into two groups: Downtown South and Downtown North, since within a given group, they are within easy walking distance of each other.

Downtown South (Old Town) Massage Parlors:

Dameli Massage.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=puerto+vallarta&aq=&sll=42.075801,-70.216541&sspn=0.081292,0.150204&g=pvc&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&t=h&layer=c&cbll=20.604679,-105.236268&panoid=mYZ4-KSwfge1azCqC2n8eQ&cbp=11,139.64,,0,-5.27&ll=20.604668,-105.236278&spn=0.006307,0.026178&z=16

Victoria Massage, mentioned in "Smallworld's" post.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=puerto+vallarta&aq=&sll=42.075801,-70.216541&sspn=0.081292,0.150204&g=pvc&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&ll=20.602478,-105.236599&spn=0.006307,0.034332&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=20.602443,-105.23527&panoid=Y7J4lnmDsf6iAZYoD1PbPA&cbp=11,2.12,,0,4.52

Lily Massage, mentioned in "Smallworld's" post. Mixed reports on whether extra services are available. Smallworld says that Bamboo Massage is three doors down.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=puerto+vallarta&aq=&sll=42.075801,-70.216541&sspn=0.081292,0.150204&g=pvc&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&t=h&layer=c&cbll=20.602884,-105.236266&panoid=Df2psDcU4EJ3EpXbwjQNhQ&cbp=11,333.28,,0,-13.14&ll=20.60289,-105.236256&spn=0.003153,0.013089&z=17

Massage Luna/Massage Lucy. This long-standing business was closed the last time I looked, but you never know if something will re-open in its place.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=puerto+vallarta&aq=&sll=42.075801,-70.216541&sspn=0.081292,0.150204&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&t=h&layer=c&cbll=20.602681,-105.234146&panoid=62Tn3pWZS3e-OyA-znRdgA&cbp=11,146.9,,0,5&ll=20.602679,-105.234153&spn=0.006307,0.026178&z=16

Downtown North Massage Parlors:

Massage place from "Carryon's" report.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=puerto+vallarta&aq=&sll=42.075801,-70.216541&sspn=0.081292,0.150204&g=pvc&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&t=h&layer=c&cbll=20.619657,-105.231115&panoid=f-xNi9v-Bvvhpvv5g4_eXA&cbp=11,63.05,,1,2.18&ll=20.619671,-105.231128&spn=0.003153,0.013089&z=17

Massage place on Honduras Street.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=puerto+vallarta&aq=&sll=42.075801,-70.216541&sspn=0.081292,0.150204&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Puerto+Vallarta,+Jalisco,+Mexico&t=h&layer=c&cbll=20.618974,-105.231435&panoid=GONdau8P-H-JtdDJZg1ozw&cbp=11,21.37,,0,5&ll=20.618988,-105.231439&spn=0.003153,0.013089&z=17

 

[Jackie F]

Craigslist no longer offers escort ads, but you can try Massage. Here is one that states the masseuse and the client are nude.
http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ths/2183950517.html

Here is another one that does full service.
http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ths/2183292072.html

And another.
http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ths/2174065685.html

 

[shivaa]

Check Craigslist and see if any advertise there and have ads that insinuate good service. Chances are they do. I did not try any went I vacationed there recently but word from a local I talked to is that that you can get happy endings if you ask and tip.

 

[Yay Nicholas is here!]

which one of them will give a happing ending?

 

[MZ. KRAZY]

There are many massage parlors in the trendy area near Playa de los Muertos just south of the Malecon. Beware as this is the gay district.

 

[balloon buster]

I am planning a trip this fall and would like to know where to find these massage parlours. Are they close to marina vallarta? Any way to map them?

 

[Pompal 09.]

nice report carryon!

i think i know the girl you had. did she have blondish hair? kinda thick but not fat. if so, her name is myra. i think i have a report here on her or else it is another review site. she gives a really soft bbbj & hj combo. her looks are just too poor for me but i agree that its better to have nice & ugly then hot & bitchy or prude. her massage is mostly soft rubbing too. she has worked in several different places but moves around. there are only a couple of places to get hj with massage in PV so its hard to find. there is another place on basillo badillo called victoria massage & it looks really professional but surprisingly the woman that works there i can't remember her name but she has braces & about early 30's will give a nice hj if you ask her to respectfully but ymmv. she charges 350 & will accept a 200 or 300 peso tip on top. her massage is better & hj is better imho.
also, myra (if thats who you had) gives a soft bbbj & even allows cim (sometimes) but will not swallow.
there is another place called lilly's & the owner is lilly with a nice ass & very light skinned & great massage but she wont give the hj to me but i heard from another that she will. she sometimes has some really young girls working with her but they wont give extras either but great quality massage for only 250 pesos. right next to lilly's about 3 stores down literally (wierd to be so close) is a really small shop called bamboo massage & there is an older latina there she always wears a white headband named marta & she will give "massaje especial" for 400 with decent hj. but she is older & very poor looks. she will quote you 600 but just tell her you only have 400 and then she will say "ok come on in". good luck & let me know carryon if you think your girl was different then myra that i described or if you find any other places.

 

[Drea]

Nice report! Do you know any names of places or things that were next to this place or near it?

 

[miguel sabah]

I was just in PV a couple of weeks ago and decided to take a walk down Paseo Diaz Ordaz from Old Town (Board Walk Area) heading north (the wrong way on the one way street). It is on Xalisco-Puerto Vallarta near Honduras (still facing north) there is a massage sign hanging perpendicular to the wall (white background and red lettering). I went into the run down building and stopped at a randomly placed desk in the middle of the walkway/hallway. The woman behind the desk asked if I wanted a massage so I asked how much and was told 300 pesos for an hour (about $30 not bad). I paid the money and another woman took me to a private back room with a curtain dividing the room in half. I got undressed laid face down then she came back in and started the oil massage. Nothing special at first then she worked her way slowly down to my ass & thighs and every now and then gave my chain a feel and a rub down (ahhh that was nice). She continued this for about another 15 to 20 minutes then asked me to turn over (about a half hour into the one hour massage). Once on my back she went right to work on me and was massaging and BBBJ for the next 20 minutes and when I was ready I finished (no rushing and she seemed open to whatever). She was about early 30's and maybe a 5 to 5.5 not great but very friendly (I would rather have a great time with an average looking woman then a lousy time with a great looking woman).
After the massage (she still had not asked for any extra $) I gave her a $40 tip and she was very grateful as I am sure they do not get too many Gringo's in their place and I hear the locals are very cheap. Carryon

 

[Raphael]

I did a daily report on another forum so i will post the link. There is some bullshit at the start but skim through it. It gives you a good idea what it is like in Mexico.

here it is-http://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lounge/80002-mexico-what-like-flying-there-tommorow.html