Question/review

[Sybil]

I remember I went to Blue Lagoon about a year ago and I had a very bad experience...

This was my third time going and was quite excited about because my previous 2 times had been good... Little did I know what was in store for me this time. The woman at the front desk took the money I was in for a 45min and opted for NR like the previous 2 times. I didn't book an appt. because I didn't the other 2 times either and they were good. I walk out of the shower shivering and the MPA isn't there yet. No big deal but I was waiting for a good 10 mins. and it was freezing. In walks the MPA who is FAT, not BBW. She gives me a very bland massage and doesn't talk much. then she says " okay now you can do me". I gave her all my best moves and nothin'. Not sure if she just couldn't feel it because of all her extra padding or what. At least fake it! Then it's my turn back on the table and a cursory rub and she gets down to business which wasn't terrible except that after about 2 minutes she says " your gonna have to finish yourself" WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT!!! She says in a whiney voice " We're not machines ". I was so disgusted with the experience that I just left. I mean if want to "finish" myself, I can do it for free!! I vowed I will never go there again.

MP -10/10 for hirin' her
MPA -2000/10
Service -you know what i mean
Tingles -What do you think!!!! She almost destroyed my faith in the whole industry... I learned its possible to have nega-tingles


Has anybody had any similar Anti-Tingle experience, if so please post and let me know where to avoid.

 

[MarshaMarsha]

i don't know about the mpa you saw... but after one time of experiencing ivy and bad reviews from massageplanet.net, i've never gone back. massage was hardly existant, no interest in conversation, very limited milege. not recommended.