Remy @ Cupids

[Frank Underwood]

Life has a funny way of taking me away from and bringing me back to the hobby, I feel that sometimes I am just a little boat floating and drifting along, back and forth through the ebbs and flows of the great ocean of whores. While I was deep at sea, submerged in a different aspect of this hobby that we call sugar d*ting, I did not pay much attention to the SP scene over the last couple of months. I should have kept my eyes on the lighthouse of the online community for guidance when I decided to indulge in some outcall escapades. It could have saved me some money, but as a good sailor and a proud stubborn man; I went at it alone and in the dark.


Not by any means do I claim my reviews are TOFTTS, but I saw a few of the Cupids during my break and I wish to share with you, my experiences. In no particular-order, I will start with Remy because I feel that she exemplifies what the typical Cupids’ offering is like. Older than advertised, doesn’t really look like the pictures, and minimal service. Others may have different experiences but those are the common denominators I found with almost every Cupid girl I saw.


Remy is advertised as petite at 5’3” but I would put her closer to 5’5” in height. Her face looks weathered with crows feet and obvious sign of being exposed to the sun without adequate sunscreen which gives her face the appearance of a woman in her early 40s. If I was to guess, she is in her mid 30s though certainly not 28 as advertised.


Her body looked fine and sculpted, but she’s actually very soft to the touch. I suppose that can be positive and negative, depending on what you expect. My expectations based on the pictures was for tight bouncy skin and hers was less elastic and softer albeit visibly sculpted by hours in the gym. I did not inquire about it but I am sure she must have one or more kids. She was certainly roomy down there, if you know what I mean; I took that to be confirmation that she must have had kids.


I invited her into my hotel room and offered her a drink of wine, and while chatting I tried to put my arm around her and go in for a kiss when she deflected me and met my lips with closed lips of her own. Fine, I figured she isn’t into kissing, a trait that I later on noticed seems to be prevalent amongst the girls at this agency. She sprung up from the sofa and asked me if I wanted her to take off her clothes and get to work, it was said in a very matter of fact business manner that was reminiscent of how massage parlor girls ask for extras when it’s “strictly business.” I complied, and noticed that her breasts had a sag, further indication that she must have nurtured a child or two. The other most noticeable thing about her body was the size of her hands and feet; they were huge in proportion to her overall size. Big strong high arch veiny feet and equally veiny long strong thick fingers. Oh well, since there was going to be no foreplay she offered to suck my cock and I allowed it as a way to keep myself distracted from the big veiny hands. If you are into that, then good on you, I certainly don’t like my girls to have that aesthetic.


As I mentioned earlier, her pussy was not very tight at all, so I closed my eyes and started thinking sexy thoughts to get myself to finish off. I was tempted to go back to just getting a blowjob but I thought that paying almost $400 for one hour and getting just a blowjob would be sacrilegious. I would not recommend or repeat.