BEFORE CHRISTMAS
There it was on the computer screen screaming electric sex, a review of Shanti by INDN_LOVER, and I knew that a nude reverse from Shanti was what I wanted for christmas. I knew I had to convince my mother to get one for me. I know I will leave the review on the screen for her to see. If anything could convince her it would be the words of the brown girl connoisseur. Coyly I called her into the room, telling her that the computer had frozen. As she read the words on the screen her face turned red and she yelled at me "those nude reverses are dangerous Ralphy, you'll shoot HER eye out!" Damn it I thought, I need that nude reverse.
Having been denied by my mother I had to try a different route. I know, for my class assignment I will write about the joys of the nude reverse. Surely when Miss Shields reads my paper she will be amazed and convince my mother I need a nude reverse. All through the night I worked on my paper using everything I had read in the reviews on massageplanet.net to make my case. Having turned in my paper I could not wait for the praise to be heaped upon me. Most likely Miss Shields would be contacting the Pulitzer Prize committee about my masterpiece.
When I got the paper back I was crushed. C-minus. Miss Shields had written a note on my paper. "You'll shoot HER eye out!" I knew I had one last place to turn. Santa. The Yuletide Pimp. The Mack-daddy in red. The Jolly old slider.
My parents dropped me off at the Eaton Centre and my mission was clear, see santa and get that nude reverse. Standing in line waiting I had visions of my nude reverse and I felt stirrings I had never felt before. My pants suddenly felt tighter. I was jarred from my daydreams by the voice of the big man." Have you been a bad boy this year?" "No santa" "Are you sure. I had a boy here earlier who was a verybadboy. He said he wanted more reviews for something called massageplanet.net. I told him even santa couldn't make that happen." I want a nude reverse from Shanti" I blurted out. Santa looked at me and shook his head no. "Forget it kid, you'll shoot HER eye out." Crushed I left the Eaton Centre thinking I would never get that nude reverse.
CHRISTMAS DAY
Christmas morning I was awakend by my brother Randy. Solemnly I headed downstairs to open my presents. I opened them without any joy as the one thing I really wanted I would not be getting. Thinking I had opened all my presents I started to head upstairs. My father stopped me. "Hold it Ralphy, that enveloppe over there is yours too." I grabbed it and opened it. I could not believe it. It was a $100.00 and an appointment with shanti. My mother gave my father a dirty look. "My old man got me a nude reverse when I was a kid." "I don't know" my mother said. "I still think those things are dangerous.Ralphy you be careful you don't shoot HER eye out!"
THE NUDE REVERSE
Having been led to my room and showered, I sat there eagerly awaiting Shanti's arrival. There was a knock on the door and in came a very pretty,thin,tall, smiling lady. She told me to get on the table and she would begin. She started off with a decent massage and we enaged in some pleasant conversation. She then asked what session I was interested in and I blurted out "nude reverse."
She got out of her outfit and asked me to turn over. I think that she must be a weapons expert as she began to handle my red ryder flesh rifle in a delightful way, loading more rounds into the chamber. I asked if I could massage her and she seemed to enjoy being massaged. She flipped from her stomach to her back and as I tended to her she began to get my red ryder flesh rifle ready to fire. After awhile I could sense my flesh rifle was about to fire and alerted her to this. I closed my eyes as the flesh rifle began to fire. Normally it fires one round at a time but she had managed to turn it into an automatic weapon and bullets were flying everywhere. I thought I heard her cry out and I thought to myself OH MY GOD I SHOT HER EYE OUT.
I opened my eyes and was glad to see that she had been laughing, and that my bullets had hit a less vulnerable target.
30 min=40
n.r.=60
www.lexastudio.com
There it was on the computer screen screaming electric sex, a review of Shanti by INDN_LOVER, and I knew that a nude reverse from Shanti was what I wanted for christmas. I knew I had to convince my mother to get one for me. I know I will leave the review on the screen for her to see. If anything could convince her it would be the words of the brown girl connoisseur. Coyly I called her into the room, telling her that the computer had frozen. As she read the words on the screen her face turned red and she yelled at me "those nude reverses are dangerous Ralphy, you'll shoot HER eye out!" Damn it I thought, I need that nude reverse.
Having been denied by my mother I had to try a different route. I know, for my class assignment I will write about the joys of the nude reverse. Surely when Miss Shields reads my paper she will be amazed and convince my mother I need a nude reverse. All through the night I worked on my paper using everything I had read in the reviews on massageplanet.net to make my case. Having turned in my paper I could not wait for the praise to be heaped upon me. Most likely Miss Shields would be contacting the Pulitzer Prize committee about my masterpiece.
When I got the paper back I was crushed. C-minus. Miss Shields had written a note on my paper. "You'll shoot HER eye out!" I knew I had one last place to turn. Santa. The Yuletide Pimp. The Mack-daddy in red. The Jolly old slider.
My parents dropped me off at the Eaton Centre and my mission was clear, see santa and get that nude reverse. Standing in line waiting I had visions of my nude reverse and I felt stirrings I had never felt before. My pants suddenly felt tighter. I was jarred from my daydreams by the voice of the big man." Have you been a bad boy this year?" "No santa" "Are you sure. I had a boy here earlier who was a verybadboy. He said he wanted more reviews for something called massageplanet.net. I told him even santa couldn't make that happen." I want a nude reverse from Shanti" I blurted out. Santa looked at me and shook his head no. "Forget it kid, you'll shoot HER eye out." Crushed I left the Eaton Centre thinking I would never get that nude reverse.
CHRISTMAS DAY
Christmas morning I was awakend by my brother Randy. Solemnly I headed downstairs to open my presents. I opened them without any joy as the one thing I really wanted I would not be getting. Thinking I had opened all my presents I started to head upstairs. My father stopped me. "Hold it Ralphy, that enveloppe over there is yours too." I grabbed it and opened it. I could not believe it. It was a $100.00 and an appointment with shanti. My mother gave my father a dirty look. "My old man got me a nude reverse when I was a kid." "I don't know" my mother said. "I still think those things are dangerous.Ralphy you be careful you don't shoot HER eye out!"
THE NUDE REVERSE
Having been led to my room and showered, I sat there eagerly awaiting Shanti's arrival. There was a knock on the door and in came a very pretty,thin,tall, smiling lady. She told me to get on the table and she would begin. She started off with a decent massage and we enaged in some pleasant conversation. She then asked what session I was interested in and I blurted out "nude reverse."
She got out of her outfit and asked me to turn over. I think that she must be a weapons expert as she began to handle my red ryder flesh rifle in a delightful way, loading more rounds into the chamber. I asked if I could massage her and she seemed to enjoy being massaged. She flipped from her stomach to her back and as I tended to her she began to get my red ryder flesh rifle ready to fire. After awhile I could sense my flesh rifle was about to fire and alerted her to this. I closed my eyes as the flesh rifle began to fire. Normally it fires one round at a time but she had managed to turn it into an automatic weapon and bullets were flying everywhere. I thought I heard her cry out and I thought to myself OH MY GOD I SHOT HER EYE OUT.
I opened my eyes and was glad to see that she had been laughing, and that my bullets had hit a less vulnerable target.
30 min=40
n.r.=60
www.lexastudio.com