Review:Whitney @ Brandys aka The Crocodile hunter goes sliding

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Location: Brandy's spa. The crocodile hunter is lying naked on a table in one of the rooms.

G'day Steve Irwin here. I am in Toronto and have been touring the Toronto
Zoo and let me tell you it is bonzer! My wife Terri has taken Bindi and Robert shopping and left me on my own. I did not want to be a bludger the whole arvo and there is one creature I have always wanted to encounter in it's natural environment, the mpa.

My mate Scurochiaro had described his encounter with a chocolate flavored Sheila named Whitney at Brandy's mpa preserve. Quite frankly I thought he had Kangaroos loose in the top paddock but after looking at her pictures on the preserves website I decided to tee-up with this Sheila and have a go. I put on my bib and tucker and headed to Brandy's.

When I got to the preserve here I had a look at their menu on the wall and I spotted the VIP combo. Now old Steve loves the combos at Hungry Jacks so I decided I would try the VIP combo. I payed the preserve game warden my fee and was lead to a room and had a shower.

As you can see the room is quite nice with a comfortable lounge chair and there is a good sized aquarium. No worries mates I had a look at the aquarium and there are no brown-eyed mullets in there. There is also a dancers pole in the room, crikey that brings back memories of the night I spent at Goldfingers in Melbourne. I met this lovely Sheila and I took her back to the VIP room. Crikey she turned out to be a bloke. After six months in the outback I was horny as a bitzer and had my first encounter with a bloke. Ah the memories.

As you can see I am in the bollocky and you can probably tell its a bit cool in the room as my Australian trouser python is trying to curl up and hide. Whats this now, I hear approaching footsteps. I believe my mpa is on the prowl.

Whitney enters the room.

Crikey have a look at this chocolate Sheila isn't she a beauty. She is probably about 5'8' or so with an attractive face. Her breasts though not real big are nice and she even has a piercing on one. Crikey her arse is bonzer! It reminds of the arses I encountered when I was in south central Los Angeles. I had gone there to capture a crock who had been dumped in their sewer system. I got to know some of the blokes there, or as they became known to me, some of the homeys. My homeys were real experts on arse or as they call it booty. I'd like to give a shout out to ray-ray if your watching homey.

As I lay on my stomach she is starting to massage my back. She asks if I want her to massage me firmly or softly and I tell her firmly. Crikey her hands are wondering over my arse and are teasing my naughty bits.

She then asks if I want to massage her and I say that I do. I am enjoying massaging her and she enjoys it as well. As I massage her my hands are allowed to wander over her juicy booty and fanny as well. She then flips over and her sweater puppies are massaged as well as her fanny some more. Crikey she is playing with my Australian trouser python and he has apparently adjusted to the temperature in the room as he springs to life.

I am getting back on the table now and this lovely Sheila gets on with me, she is sliding like a snake over me. She is wrestling with my python now and they are in a struggle to the death. She is getting the upper hand now and I don't think he can last much longer...... AUSSIE AUSSIE OI!OI!OI! AUSSIE AUSSIE OI!OI!OI!

I enjoyed my encounter with Whitney as the session was good as well as the light chinwagging throughout, she is not an earbasher. I think that I will visit this Sheila again when I get a chance and that's the bloody oath.

I saw pictures posted in the preserve lobby of Mya and Keisha, a couple of other Sheila's I would like to encounter in their natural environment.

My thanks to my mate Scurochiaro for his review, it lead me to see this Sheila.

http://www.whispersspa.com

45 min VIP combo= 140 total.

 

[The Beast Unleashed]

Liar !!!

Bloody good review of a chocolate flavored lolly, mate !!!

 

[Valeria]

Blimey you were a trooper GD... It must sap all your spunk wrestling those exotic creatures...

Maybe next time you can give Whitney the DIDGERIDOO

 

[Jasey Rae]

GDude ... The Chocolate Hunter is more likely an appropriate title !!!

Nice Review !

I have been meaning to make my way over there and with Keisha being there my visit will probably happen sooner rather than later. I have been running out of MP places to go to in the near by areas that pique my interest.

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[bryanhughjr]

She does look interesting indeed.

 

[oswegolindzmeta]

Deadset, bloody oath CrocadileDude/GolfDundee!

I thought for sure you were going to mention a

 

[Namibnat]

Hey what ever happened to the integrity of this statement?

 

[Princess Serenity]

I would say sarcasm but given that this is the 2nd time you have quoted him perhaps you have a deeper meaning to it besides bringing it up again over 4 months later for the purposes of ... well lets just say that your intentions are not in the best interests of this thread.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=1117675#post1117675

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[Pumpkin]

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Excellent contre-attaque. Classicly understated. You would be dangerous with a stiletto.

 

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only he says he's the terd burglar and that he would take that beauty I just layed I tell ya ya. So he pushes me away, scoops up that steaming terd and runs out of the stall and out of the bathroom!! If only that bathroom had one of them there automatic flushing things this never would have happened.

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Don Cherry: Yea. Two words- eat shit.

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Ron MacLean: Grapes says a flush is the key at the poker table and the toilet in this installment of the coaches corner.

 

[Toniann]

I was rooting for Whitney too mate!

A couple of coldies sometime is a great idea. You can tell I'm at Brandy's by the cherry red Pinto with a "I brake for MPAS" bumper sticker on it. Or by sight I am a cross between a pre-Sopranos James Gandolfini and a Sopranos James Gandolfini.

 

[Hesham]

Thanks but not really ...

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=91634

I remember TTB from a while back because he did a review on Jordan that I found interesting and he TOFTT, it was his first review and the SHILL patrol came in for the attack before the Common Sense members came in for a rebuttal. TTB conducted himself in a manner that I find worthy.

Now if you read that thread and then the comments posted above you could say that you are reading the viewpoints of two different people but they are one and the same, just two sides perhaps of a person changed. I do not know and that is for him to figure out.

Calling someone else a Shill and bringing up a sarcastic remark from the ages in my books are about the same thing, an attack on another member. Although I condone it, I am also subjugated to it in a manner similar to Al Pacino in The Godfather, that is to say that there is so much shit that I will take after that I need to fertilize my lawn.



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PS. Nice post work GDude !!!

 

[jnmedrano2004]

Thanks for the review, golfdude.
I haven't had a session with her but had a quick word with her looking for Katie. Whitney is a beauty.