Samui update - days 2 and 3

[camcam]

Well, the BBQ was fantastic. Beautiful food in an amazing setting, and lots of drinks .

After working hard in the UK, I am now really starting to unwind and chillout.

Today I added something else to my list of bizzarre 'have dones'.
I went to a place on Samui which specialised in health treatments.

Some of you in the UK may have seen a tv program with Kim Wilde and Keith Duffy from Boyzone, where they went to Samui to get colonic bowel irrigation.

Well, I went to that very place today

I went for the 40 minute bowel cleanse, which consisted of me lying on a flat board, with a tube stuck up my ass, having a bucket of water drain into my ass and then blow it out with all the shit from your colon going with it. The stuff that was left in the bucket was amazing !

I had already been for a giant poo about 30 minutes earlier, and was amazed at what else was in there ! I thought I would see a car registration plate, an old tyre, and a shopping trolley come out soon !

I would recommend it to everyone ....

But then again...

Im Dirty ......

 

[squishy]

Hi Mike

I can just picture you laid out with a pipe up your ass and blowing the contents into a bucket :biggrinlo :biggrinlo
Glad to hear you are having a good time.Thanks for the reports.Us guys left at home haven't got much else to look forward to yet.
Take it easy
Dawsey

 

[crissysmith4u]

Great to hear from you Mike - the whole forum is eagerly awaiting trip reports from the lb legend.

I guess you will be giving some lb's some of your own brand of colonic irrigation - with a ''special tube of your own'' 5555

BTW..it's now just after 2am in los, I'm surpirised to see you online instead of back at your room for some early morning action ?
Or is it that it's a little quiet in Koh Samui at this time of night ?

Take care Mike :cheers:

 

[Mikhail K]

Hi Roger,

Hope you are well...

It must be a sad state of affairs when all you have to look forward to is hearing about a big lad having a shit in a bucket in a tropical island but I know what you mean. Hopefully the stories will get a bit more interesting (but im sure they will still revolve around shit)

Take care, let you know as soon as anything happens

 

[Lilbit]

Hi BB,

Im at my friends house, which is about a 20-30 minute drive from Chaweng. I wont be bringing anyone back to his house, so the raping and pillaging will happen in Patong in a few days.

At the moment, I am sitting on his poolside terrace at his laptop, drinking beer, listening to the crickets and chirpy things, and soon I will go for a dip in the pool.

Life is hard .....

Catch you later !

 

[Benjamin]

Sounds like a nice relaxing way to start - especially the bowel area...hehehe

Enjoy mate & i wish you and the rest of the xmas tour lads a safe and happy trip ..chok dee :cheers:

 

[Staci]

Only when I pushed the tube into my ass

I actually found out today that I wasnt alone in the room . I have a mosquito bite about 5 cms from my bum hole That was one very brave mosquito

 

[Pompal 09.]

Even without lb's you found a way to get "stuffed"!

Congratulations! :cheers:

 

[Rahh-Harr]

Nice post dirty mike, amusing as always!!!!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[Jara-Lee]

Hahahahahaha yeah u sure are dirty mike! Now u like a hollywood star

 

[proud walker]

Hi Mikey,

The colonic irrigation sounds interesting. I've seen ads for that sort of thing here in California. Supposed to be very good for your health, but I never got around to checking it out.

What was the name of the place and how much did it cost? Did they throw in any extras? I think maybe I should investigate that. Don't think I'll want to take a look in the bucket. uke: But if there is horrible stuff in there, muight be a good thing to get rid of it!

JayBee

 

[etain.r]

in all seriousness, that is suppose to be very good for you and i wouldnt mind it. probably feel 5kg lighter!

 

[Steven Miles]

Hi Jaybee,

The place is called Health Oasis Resort on the north west side of samui. The website is www.healthoasisresort.com (surprisingly enough)

It cost 950 for the botty cleanse.

As for extras, the only one I got was a small tube of lube to grease your hole and pole with You could push it up dry if you wanted an extra thrill

As for horrible stuff in the bucket, I can guarantee that is all you will see. Basically it removes all the hardened gunk from the wall of your colon and makes it function better. I dont suffer from any ailments, but it just seemed like a good thing to do at the time. It will be a conversation starter when I phone my parents on xmas day and tell them what I have been up to

The only thing I didnt do which I wished I had of was get a few 'action shots'

I think by the time I am due to go back home, I will need another one due to all the shit I have been eating and drinking so far

Its a strange, but rather pleasing experience

 

[MarinaFerrari]

Sounds good! I'm up for it. It's on my "must do" list for my next stop in Ko Samui!