Secret wishes list

[Max Powers]

Well, just to divert everyone's attention from "Dining with the wife thread", I would like to propose a new topic "Secret Wishes". Here, my friends, you can ask us questions (but please, be creative) you always wanted to ask your attendant, but you were too shy and intimidated to start. Sometimes it feels good to let it out when somebody else is listening, yet not judging. Let's see what may happen...

 

[Larry]

Dear Alanis

My question is what our your girls favourite simsons characters?

P.S. I like McVain

 

[cody g]

Isn't it McBain?

 

[Cool B]

Would you join me for a coffee outside of work?

 

[skinnieminnie28]

Alanis,

What is your "dream" Client like and why??

 

[George]

Well, it all depends on my mood and whether my personal preferences are involved. Usually they are not, because it's all about the client, not me. I would refer you to my previous posts on that one. Generally speaking, I like to deal with pleasant, positive, kind and funny people. Also, good looking and classy men intimidate me and I wish I met them somewhere else. Due to various reasons, I don't make personal connections with clients outside MP, but when I see a handsome man, I always sigh "what a loss of a talent!"...Uh...

 

[Eric]

Hey, this is me!..............lmao

 

[Pompal 09.]

...for HIM, of course, not to me!

 

[The awesomest person ever]

This is still me.........(inside joke), .....you know what I mean.

 

[Lucy]

That one I will achieve my dream.................To teach english to ESL students.

 

[030407<3]

To find out the Caramilk secret......

 

[Gooner.tnh.23.]

Alanis!

I wonder if your "What a waste of talent" attitude is a common one with MPAs?

 

[nick h h]

so I'm thinking from Alanis' post that her ideal clients lack class or looks... which of course makes me in luck... and the rest of you classy lookers are screwed... *lol*

Some real questions:

1) Does it bother you that most of your clients might be considered to be "cheating" on their significant others?

2) Why do you all seem to think that you need tit jobs, when most men seem to think you don't?

3) Do you ever cum during a session?

4) Are you good in bed outside of the MP? Or just kinda tired?

5) What do you think about other "star" MPA's? Do you think it's because they allow high mileage?

6) When do you typically allow high mileage situations to occur?

7) Has it occured to you that your clients have seen parts of you that you've never directly seen yourself?

8) I've gone fishing for days on end, and after a while, you see the bobber even when you close your eyes. Is it like that with cocks for you?

9) Are there any organized crime connections involved in leading Toronto-area MPs?

10) Has anyone ever gotten a heart attack during a massage? Even after Nona on Dupont does her surprise move?

11) Can you ask Tarah to marry me when she returns? I promise I'll still let her work mornings.

12) They make lots of movies in Toronto. Toronto also has one of the most liberal adult entertainment scenes in North America. Why don't they make adult movies in Toronto?

13) Why, despite repeated attempts, can I not seem to get a freakin' life?

 

[Bubblegum14]

secret wish...winning the massage for life scratch ticket...just imagine... an mpa session once a week (maybe twice)...for the rest of my life......a different mpa a week...(huge grin inserted here)...

 

[horny one]

Amen to that Kracker!



LMFAO!



They do. Its just not well advertised.

 

[Carrie]

Remo, I saw a documentary on television about a Toronto couple who were trying to make it in the porno film business. The documentary gave the very clear impression that there was not much of an industry here and that the people in question were just managing to eek out a living trying to compete with the big American distributors. Do you know otherwise?

 

[MissNobody]

No. I didn't mean to imply there was a large amount of it going on. But a friend used to work downtown and said there was a place in the basement of their office tower where they shot porn movies. However, either he or I could be mistaken. One thing is for sure we don't have an adult film industry here like in some US cities.

 

[Pecos]

Kracker you thinking about these for awhile?This should keep them busy if they want to answer them.Good questions.

 

[Bubbles]

It is a question I havent asked them face to face....

 

[The Scout]

Whats the deal with coffee?

Why would anyone take a girl out for coffee ayways. Is coffee really all that good. Be original ask her if she would like to go out for frozen yogurt. Frozen yogurt always works way better for me.