SEVEN DEADLY SINS for an MP

[Sam Y]

The MP we criticise have many defaults and flaws, which do you think is the deadliest sin of all for a Massage Parlor ?
The one that will always keep you from returning.
Not taking about the girls here, taking about the parlour, the management, the local, the policies...

 

[Pompal 09.]

The only one that wouldn't prevent me from returning is the rapid turnover. Every other 'sin' would guarantee a no-return.

 

[Johnny P]

There is one thing that annoys me more than anything. I know it's a human body function, but it still bugs me...even when I hear it from my own corpse. The ''D'' word, digestion. Those annoying gurgling sounds resounding off the walls of one's intestine after or before a meal. It breaks the mood, cutting through the wind-like new age music ''à la Enya'' . It is usually audible, because one's ear is quite close to your masseuse's tummy. It is even more embarrasing when ''your'' sounds bury hers. If had a few occasions where my therapist's harmless gurgles discretely erupted to a quick, dry , slapping mouse fart. Not fun, definitively mood breaking.

Alfie

 

[hungry heart]

Having someone else in the apartment when you are getting a massage is unnerving.

 

[redapples]

Male receptionist at the front desk
Like having El Pimperoo watching over you
Just as the Chinese overlord at Lafontaine massage
Or, for that matter, in case of a private place
Having anyone else in the apartment.

 

[Sarah E]

I voted for [Rapid turmover of the girls] I may be the only one. Its because when I find a "therapist" I like, I like to come back to her again and again (no pun intended). I have been disappointed a couple of times at 2 different places - I will not name - after discovering a new gem, just to find out a few weeks later that the girl had already quit or move to a new spot and nobody was ready to divulge where. I know the girls are not in this forever, that they quit, they move along, for many different reasons. But when most of the girls at one place do not stay very long, it is unmistakebly the sign of deeper management problems with such a place. The better places have a "normal" turnover rate, and the better girls tend stay with these places for a few years, at least. As for the independents, the best ones in history have kept a good clientele for many, many years before retiring best example being the unique and unforgettable Maylee, or are still in business, best example being the one and only Diana. (and few others) The independent fast buck artists come and go, and there are way too many examples to give. These should be spotted ASAP, and exposed as so, and I have saved dozens of disappointing, lame massage experiences thanks to eforum.xxx, eforum.xxxites and reviews on this board.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Which do you think is the deadliest sin of all for a Massage Parlor ?
I think it is time to wrap up this poll.
With 60 answers, it is quite representative of the clientele wishes and desires.
All you massage parlor owners, managers and operators sould know what will keep us away, and will keep us from returning to your place of pleasure:


Deadly sin No.1 @ 33% : Filth, dirt, odors
Keep the towels clean and showers sparkling,
and we will be back, for more drooling
Do the opposite, it'll make us sick,
and keep you away from our dick

Deadly sin No. 2 @ 22% : Hidden cams
Second only to our cleanliness,
We value our privacy, more than your business
And some of us dread being exposed butt naked,
Flagpole up on the Web, to be seen by wify & kid

Deadly sin No. 3 @ 17% : Bait & switch
WYSYWYG should be your rule.
Lure us in showing bonita Juanita,
And then try to sell us Aunt Jemima,
Will make us puke, and cry fowl

Deadly sin No. 4 @ 12 % : Overcharging
Greed may be the way to fast bucks,
But it makes us feel like schmucks
And it will keep you from getting repeat customers,
The ones that make you the real money with their boners

Deadly sin No. 5 @ 10 % : Shorting on time
This hour has 22 minutes is funny for a TV show.
But in a parlor, for a massage, an hour has 60 minutes,
with the girl, in the room, any wich way you spin it
Anything else is tantamount to stealing our dough.

Deadly sin No. 6 @ 5% : Male receptionist
Most of us don't find this so repulsive as to stay oudoor
But we do prefer a hot looking lady to greet us at the door
and fantacise of getting a massage
from her, even if it is only a mirage

Deadly sin No. 7 @ 2% : Rapid turn over of the girls
We do not mind new girls everytime we come in
For a parlor to do so, will make most of us grin
But going back to a regular favorite,
Is, for some, the best way to do it.

 

[uksawatdii]

I don't mind much for the last 2. One thing that annoys me a lot is when the place is too cheap to hire a receptionist and the masseuse ends up answering the phone or the door.

 

[KaeleighDenise]

Very funny little wrapup Luvs-mssgs. And very good subject for a poll. Hope all the owner read it and act accordingly... in our dreams baby!
Seems I am still the only one than a fast turnover of girls will keep away from a MP, so I just bumping up this thread to see if one more guy is like me or if variety is the spicy of hobbying for 99% of hobbyists.

>>> EDITED BY MOD 11: Quote removed. No need to quote a long post that is 2 posts above. This only makes reading harder and clutter the board. Thanks.