Slip of the Tongue

[Ha.r.Monica]

<div class="bbWrapper">WIFE: &quot;What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;Definitely not!&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;Why not - don&#039;t you like being married?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;Of course I do.&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;Then why wouldn&#039;t you remarry?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;Okay, I&#039;d get married again.&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;Would you live in our house?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;Sure, it&#039;s a great house.&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;Would you sleep with her in our bed?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;Where else would we sleep?&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;Would you let her drive my car?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;Probably, it is almost new.&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;Would you replace my pictures with hers?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;That would seem like the proper thing to do.&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: &quot;Would she use my golf clubs?&quot; <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;No, she&#039;s left-handed.&quot; <br /> <br /> WIFE: - - -silence - - <br /> <br /> HUSBAND: &quot;Sh*t.&quot;</div>

 

[Jig]

<div class="bbWrapper">[sm=rollaugh.gif] Oooooooops</div>