Small trip report

[MykellG]

Stay a few days in patong and wanted to share my, rather green, experiences with massage and bar mongering.

With all the massage parlors I noticed that there are way too many ladies for too few customers at this time. They almost literally try to drag you into their establishment. Typical prices are 250 bht for thai massage for the hour, but I quickly discovered that almost all want to drop it to 200 bht if you ask about it. The quality varies, and almost all do special services.

Some of the experiences were just amazing. All I can say is that I think that thai woman are just different. With many (most?), after some mutual touching there seems to be a certain chemistry that causes things to feel just right, something I hardly ever encounter with western women. The latest massage was just unbelievable, I actually planned for a 2 hour regular massage, since I had my share of specials in the last few days but things quickly got "out of control". She just wanted more and went for a BJ I did not ask for, and then asked me if I had condoms, she just wanted it, no kidding. Contrast that with the usual "dead fish" prostitute mentality in the west.

The bar scene is completely new to me, I never go to bars and I really do not drink apart from the occasional glas of wine or beer. So I headed out to the soi's on Bangla to get a touch of bar and pickup life. Eventually my eye caught a simply stunning dancer in soi tiger. Bad luck, it turned out she does not go with farangs. Eventually I picked another lady, no talk about money and the next morning she asked for 1000 bht, I added 500 bht to that. The bar tried to barfine me but since we went at closing time I argued, in a friendly way, that there ought not to be a barfine since the place was closed, they quickly agreed. The bar scene by itself is more problematic, surely I do not quite know how to play it, could actually use some advice here! Basically the ladies try to get you to the bar to order ladydrinks, some are pretty pushy, so I just try to find out on how to handle that. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind giving a drink at times and I enjoy their company but as I discovered the bill rises pretty fast if you do not keep it under control. Anyways quite fun in looking at all the crazyness that is going on. Also I noticed that most ladies do not get a "date", I suppose now is the quiet time.

Feedback or advice encouraged.

 

[xxandyxxpandyxx]

Good work Old man!!!



Lady drinks are all part of the game, you just need to keep abreast of it and know what your shouting and who its going to!!!

I love massages during the day. Sometimes its hard to find a real hottie but when you do, its all good!!!

You story of the " uncalled for BJ " reminds me of this time I was jogging along Patong beach...

I know it has nothing to do with a massage, but this cute lil thing ran up to me so I stopped. Before I knew she pulled my shorts down and my jolly roger was in her mouth!!!

All at the wee hour of 7am!!!

Ohhhhh how I love LOS!!!

:he:

 

[BBoo]

hoe you checked that it wasn't an LB...that's normally all that's about at that time of the day on the beach...:aww:

 

[Lizzi]

To cut a long story short...

It was not a LB...

:yipi:

 

[Dance Dance Revolution]

he'd had it cut and was very short?? did i read that wrong? 5555!

 

[Chas]

Hahahaha!!!

Well the typical tell signs were not there...

 

[MEEEEEEEEE]

Good simple TR.It looks like you covered most of the ground and enjoyed your brief stay.:aww:

 

[xSoni]

The best thing about LOS is that even though you come away thinking it was the best trip ever. The next time you go back simply eclipses your last trip because with each trip you learn more and more and grow in confidence which seems to open up even more of the beauty LOS has to offer. Next trip will be our 6th in 4 years and although my last was by far the best trip I can ever imagine. I am quietly confidnt next months will be just as good if not better.

 

[JoshsGirl=]]

Nice T.R. I am sure that if you go back again you will find that the experience that you have gained will be invaluable.
Keep posting and reading.....

 

[Nirvana Veggie balls]

Actually I am still here for a few more days and I keep getting pleasantly surprised.

Just today I had another massage, the lady started and I just looked at her. That's just me I like looking. Anyway, she thought I was not happy, since I was just looking and not smiling. I thought she only wanted straight massage and I am not aggressive in asking things so at one point I kind of wrote of the event, I thought OK 1 hour is sufficient for an OK massage and on to the next place. But then she started talking, she wanted to know why I am not happy and if I liked sex stuff. I explained her I am perfectly happy, I just like to look at her, because I like her face yada yada. Well from that point on things kind of cleared up, she wanted to know what kind of things I liked and such. To make a long story short, we got into romantic kissing and did pretty much cover every sex thing in the book for three hours and I really felt she made me happy. On top of that she told me she is happy I was happy. Probably return tomorrow.

Now it's 9 PM and I will be heading for Soi Tiger. Still got that stunning dancer in my mind, darn can't seem to get her I got her picture but it is probably not a good idea to post it here at this time or perhaps even at any time, or do you guys think it is alright to post?

What a place Patong is!

 

[jacks mom]

Old Man
why dont you stop by Mai Tai Bar in Soi Eric, Hells Bells in Soi Seadragon or Dingo's in Soi Crocodile and meet some of the other BM's and bar owners

 

[Pompal 09.]

great TR so far Old man!! :rules:
pictures are always welcome 5555 :info:

 

[Love Life]

Oh dear,

yesterday went to the same place in Soi Tiger and caused some unwanted complications. I took a lady a few days ago from this place LT. Everything went smooth that night, goodbye in the morning and no future promises or commitments. Well when I went this time I had no intention to go for a second time with her. Anyways, I take a seat and she hangs around, no problem more ladies do that. After a while another lady who works in the bar but who was on her day off came with a lady friend to visit the place. They really were having big fun, so I bought both girls a beer. One thing leads to another and we started talking and then I figured I'd like to invite both ladies for LT. I was having a good time with them until another BM hinted that the lady from the first time was getting mad at the other ladies and at me!

Oops, what did I get myself into. :aww:

Anyway double checked with the bar boss who basically had no issues whatsoever with me talking both ladies who were off work that time and went for the double.

Funny thing happened at night. In the place I stay I did not lock my door, just did not think about it. So at any rate, the two lady guests and myself where naked on the bed when we heared a rumbling of the door lock. Door opens and a guy steps in, looking in awe and saying confused and carefully: "this is my room". I say no this is my room, let me check you key. Turned out he got the wrong floor. No harm done and quite funny actually.

Now let me go and see if I actually can get a regular massage in Patong. :

 

[niki]

If i may say,not doing too badly for an"old man" 555555555555

 

[Left-T]

Sorry, but that is a lame excuse she gave you. If not farangs, then who?

If you are bent on her, then try buying her some lady drinks, lighten her load a bit first, and impress her with your small talk and charm.

I'm just guessing, but there might have been something that she didn't like about you... initially. Maybe you were staring at her with "laser eyes" or something. The girls sense the darndest things...

 

[angel G]

Were you there and saw how he was interacting with the girls? Seemed like he wasn't complaining about it and he was more than happy and moved on to another lady of his liking.

I'm sure every lady you've been interested in has always fallen at your feet and wanted to go with you... with your small talk and charm that is.

Maybe she didn't want to go with him and said that to be kind. Maybe she's got a bf there already, maybe her bf owns the bar, you don't know for what reasons but that is what she gave. You don't need to make someone feel worse about the situation. Just my 2 cents worth

 

[dixonrs]

Wouldn't have believed it but just read on a Patts forum (Secrets) that a guy offered 50000 to a coyotee for LT and she refused as she has a Thai boyfriend. The guy started low and went up in price to a limit of 50000. And seems he was young and good looking. h: h: h:

 

[moomoo]

I dont understand why you respond to Tanmans post... Does anyone care about his "know-it-all" attitude..?

 

[my own pavement]

I went to a massage place in Soi Diana Pattaya and was offered nothing extra.
Is this the norm for this area. I was very disappointed and did not have another while there.
In Patong the offers where amazing.

DB

 

[shereif]

Old Man; which road's massage places are you recommending (I am of course interested in the ones with extras-on-offer variety ...!)