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A drunk staggers into a police station to report his car missing.
'Where did you leave it' asked the constable,
'On the end of this key' said the drunk holding out the ignition key.
The cop was'nt impressed 'You should be ashamed look at yourself in that condition, even your fly is open.
'Strewth' said the drunk 'they stole my girlfriend to'
 
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