Studio Energie's New Focus Even Worse

[Deacon]

Studio Energie, 1477 St-Joseph East at Fabre, 527-3713...was 1 of the (in)famous Booseeko Rub Houses...but apparently has changed management teams, and, while they advertise "hottest masseuses in town", that must only mean that they heat the place to 32C, since they don't come anywhere close to even the remotest definition of hot (maybe hot without a t, but not very good ones at that even).

Went today, Sunday...was presented with Julie, a plain-Jane Hochelaga-Maisonneuve daycare attendant type that wouldn't garner another look if passed on the street...and Claudia, a 21 year old student from Mexico City, dressed unattractively in jeans and running shoes, who then proceeded to perform the lamest of oily massages, then demanded "a minimum of $40" for a HJ, this after saying she used to work in a maquilladora and as a cleaner, professions where she would have been hard pressed to have made $40 in a day! Luckily, Wee Willie Wanker's pea-sized brain was functioning, and I turned her down point blank, saving my cash for the super smoked meat platter at Dunn's. She then finished up with a lacklustre few swipes of the hands when she saw I wasn't biting for this scam, and ended with at least 10 minutes open on the clock.

Needless to say, I will NOT be back anytime soon.