The Dutch National Flower Now Turned into a Song Spa

[?Aini ?VanillaIceCream]

Ok. I'm keeping this post cryptic becuz i don't want it getting pulled or deleted by the moderators.

I went to the above spa on a wednesday. I saw an attendant whose name Rhymes with Bennie the Bull from Dora the Explorer but starts with the letter 'J'.

She opened the door. Wore the tiniest white miniskirt ever seen. Cute as a button. Has a very high high pitched voice. Kinda pretends to be Japanese I think. Walks in high heels with a bit of wiggle in her hips.

I lie face down. She gives a pretty decent massage. Her skills are pretty good. The interesting thing is when she is working on your shoulders and arms, she stands at the head of the bed. If you look up, u can see that her miniskirt is so high up, u can see her pubes poking down and her pussy lips (labia majora)!!! What a view!!!

Prior to the flip, some light kisses on the back, blows in your ear and light kisses thru-out.

On the flip, she asks what I like to do. I tell her NR. She asks how much. I respond 60. She agrees and proceeds to strip. With clothes on, I thought she was skinny skinny. Naked, she had a bit of curves to her but in no way chunky or fat. Turns out she has some unfinished tattoos on her back and one on her arm. She is trimmed and shaved in the important areas.

During the NR, she becomes like a porn-star. A lot of this fake moaning, which turns into quiet screaming. My god, I thought the neighbours were gonna bust thru the door. Thank goodness this spa has video cameras that monitors the door and hallways so we can see whats going on.

With regards to my favorite pleasure: Digit

 

[imsooocool]

j12
Your pm box is full.
Not surprised after that stellar review.
LOL
Nicely done.

 

[Rydia]

as HG has said, your inbox is full. we need info on this ASAP.

 

[Tigerspaw357]

please don't give away the title.
if you know it, you will know it.
don't want this place to get too crowded.

 

[Barbara F]

Great review brother! They also provide you with receipts for insurance claims. Been there a few times yet asian women don't really get my general up.

 

[Ant]

yes. please keep my title to yourself.... the place will be jam-packed and i wanna keep this hottie to myself.

i didnt know about the insurance receipts. i'll ask next time.

j12

 

[dh0pe.]

Jason, clear your inbox!

 

[Jesica]

i think your review is amazing, it's not like the title is really hard to decipher. this place is no secret.

 

[mottthedog]

Nice on play on words. I believe I've been myself...this play is getting a great reputation.

 

[DrZoidberg]

Say 'Please'. Nicely.

 

[generaljackass]

Haven't been there for awhile...but good review Jason...will move it back up my to do list. Thanks

 

[x_ill]

Good review.. Although I dunno where the fuck you are talking about.. Nor care really as there are A LOT of good Asians spas in Toronto..

What the fuck is the point of this place if you can't post a review like that?

 

[Michelle F]

it's not that hard to figure out...

dutch national flower - tulip

song spa - spa whose name that is the title of a song/band

just search though www.toronto-exotic-massage.com and it should be easy enough to find.

 

[Season Rain]

hahah curiosity got the best of me so I did take a moment to figure it out.

The Mods aint stupid they can figure out the name of the spa also..

 

[Ace271]

umm like where?
i've been looking.
and any that stay open late?
PM me.

 

[Rorschach]

Where's this spa? I'm thick.

 

[valir553]

It's in Romeo's

 

[sitnfish]

dudes. just keep it quiet. if he cant figure it out... he's a dumb dumb.

 

[Virgin_phoenix]

my favorite and most memorable phrases used during the session are:
"my god u are muscular"
"u are making me wet"
"awwwwwwwwww" in a high pitched scream
"do u like my little tight --ssy"

 

[Sticky toffee pudding]

You want my help never ask for it in a manner that makes it seem like i'm bsing.



A dumb dumb? what are you like 12 years old? lawlz.

You must think the mods are DooDoo Heads if you think they can't figure it out..

Fuck that I know a girl named Jenny just like you described MINUS the pubes and half assed tattz.. I don't want your girl.. lawlz..