The Mirrored Room @SRM

[Flames Fan]

After a long day a work I was ready for some TLC and as luck would have it I had an appointment at SRM !

Arrived a few minutes early and was escorted (by a dark haired beauty) to the left and into the new area. I had my fingers crossed for the Vegas room but we passed that and into the mirrored room.

Now this is freaky, I really wasn't sure about this, there are some parts of your anatomy that really shouldn't be viewed (they should stay part of life's little mysterys). However I hung in there and the whole thing became worthwhile when we got to the flip - the mirrored ceiling was just fantastic - well other than the ugly white guy that kept staring back !

So there I am cuddling up to a beautiful woman with Mirrors allowing me to mavel at her from every conceivable angle - this really is a great venue. I would recommend the venue and will repeat.

Walls: 9/10 Mirrored - with a hint of black fur
Ceiling: 9/10 Mirrored
Shower: 9/10 Hot, new and powerful (complete with beautiful woman)
Towels: 7/10 clean and plentiful
Table: 8/10 firm, wider enough for two (towel covered)



Attendant: The lovely Sophie - need I say more (several million out of 10)

[Sophie - as ever, no words even come close, Enjoy the book, see you soon]

ITS

 

[Paul F]

last time i was there a got a quick tour of the rooms on the new side but haven't had the pleasure of using one of them yet.

 

[nudangler]

It's best you don't. As it is, it's all I can do to choke down the overwhelming instinctive urge to PISS ALL OVER THIS POOR LADY, SO THAT YOU GUYS FINALLY GET THE MESSAGE THAT SHE'S "SPOKEN FOR"!

(yeah, I know... "ewww"... but it's a "jealous rabbit" thing...)

That said... glad you liked the room... and I'm quite certain the company was second to none.... you girl-stealing prick-bastard.

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

 

[ZoomIn]

Now you guys did it. Fuzzy will get his tail in a ruffle over this one.

 

[Rydia]

I am glad I only reviewed the room, otherwise we could have been into a killer bunny mode (and anyone who has seen the film Monty Pythons Holy Grail will know the damage they can do).

One question though, do rabits really mate for life ?

If not, is really fair for the furry one to expect us to respect his 'no hobby' zone

ITS

 

[Sexy Dude]

If she (ever, ever, ever... please oh please oh please...) let's us, we're willing to "give it a go".... but the sad truth is, "for life" probably wouldn't mean much in this case, 'cause I think she would literally "mate my brains out" the very first time, and I'd never make it out alive....



Nothing "fair" about it... and, just as soon as I can trick her into thinking that she just might not be unacceptably miserable spending the rest of her life with a mangy old rabbit... THEN I will happily say "screw you guys - I'm taking MY GIRL and going home"....

...that said, if nothing else, my delusions should deliver a sense of urgency to enjoy her while you can. Not that there is any danger that I will actually achieve the unattainable goal, but life changes; and when she actually does leave us, we will all wish we had spent more time with The HER when we had the chance....

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

P.S. Nice review, though.... *rolls over on his back* ...now, tell me more about the attendant... you girl-stealing prick-bastard...

 

[Jem]

Yes, male rabbits can be vicious things. A female business colleague had 3, and they MUST be separated.

2 in particular played "Gladiator" every time they were together, to the point blood was being drawn.

She ended up giving one away...

The point is, we really have NO idea what depths fuzzy would sink to in order to keep THE Her (Sophie) to himself....

 

[subtleanarchy]

Thumpmeister I think you are in trouble mate, just downloaded this from SRM site...

Rabbit Stew

Recipe By : Key Gourmet CD Rom
Serving Size : 4
Preparation Time: 30 minutes


Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 large Rabbits
1 large can tomatoes -- mashed
1 onion -- chopped
Curry powder -- to taste

Parboil rabbit, cut in pieces. Drain and dry. Then brown the pieces with salt and pepper to taste. Next prepare mixture using tomatoes, onions, curry powder, salt and pepper. Add browned rabbit pieces to mixture and stew at low temperature for 3 to 4 hours. Thicken juice with flour and water for the gravy. Meat will fall off the bones

I also saw a sewing pattern for some kinky underwear - Rabbit ear thongs - I think they may be just waiting for your return

If I were you I will keep well away (obviously this is just a friendly warning as I am only looking after your best interests).

ITS

 

[nicechats with daddy]

Of course... it all makes sense now... and here I thought all the hugs were because they liked me alot, but I guess they were just trying to "tenderise" me (not sure why, though... I'm pretty soft to begin with)....


...but as much as I appreciate the help, you... you... you just leave my Sophie alone, you girl-stealing prick-bastard....

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

 

[eclecticdoctor]

It would be the thong pattern that would worry me most - what woman could resist a rabbit ear thong - it's right up there with the puppy ear bra.

Unless, Oh god no, this is part of your charm, you lend then you soft ears for 45 minutes and they get to use them as they see fit - now I see what Syndey saw in you

ITS
[going to the pet store to buy up Thumper's relatives]