The most important thing your father or Mother ever taught you.

[John "THE GREAT"]

"Look in the mirror before you judge son"

 

[Grandma]

Its all in the hand shake and eye contact.

 

[Rush]

I like your Father. :twisted:

 

[forgiven490]

I got your sarcasm remark oddball sorry to hear but hope you turned out ok. I am fortunate to have great parents who alway preached respect women and your elders and you will go far.

If they only knew I hobby , but hey I respect my SP.

 

[cheater hater]

From my Dad:

Make your own way in life son- don't ever allow yourself to be in the position of relying on someone else for your own success. You are in control of your own destiny.

From my Mom: (And I have said this before)

Always treat people the way you yourself want to be treated. Yes, there will be exceptions, but for the most part, you will be treated well in return.

My parents were both so very wise... and are the only reason I have become the man I am today.

 

[SmartA$$]

Touchy :

 

[Patrick]

Were they post whores too? ::::

 

[DAR]

This Lynyrd Skynyrd song came to my mind when I saw the thread title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man

Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day

Oh, take your time don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman you'll find love
And don't forget son there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can? Oh yes, I will

Boy, don't you worry you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Baby be a simple, be a simple man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man

 

[Muldah]

How about cat's in the cradle, how a Father regrets not spending time with his son.

My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

 

[M C]

Mine taught me that whatever I do....

DON'T GET CAUGHT!

 

[Barbiee?]

Tiger this one is better.

Lyrics to Father And Son :
Father
It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.

I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy,
To be calm when you've found something going on.
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you've got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

Son
How can I try to explain, when I do he turns away again.
It's always been the same, same old story.
From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen.
Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away.
I know I have to go.

Father
It's not time to make a change,
Just sit down, take it slowly.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to go through.
Find a girl, settle down,
if you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.

Son
All the times that I cried, keeping all the things I knew inside,
It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it.
If they were right, I'd agree, but it's them you know not me.
Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away.
I know I have to go.

 

[His.Dirty.Little.Secret]

Al Gore didn't invent the internet back then dickhead... But my pops is makin up for it now! LOL! (As his techno geek "go to guy"... I've personally built and serviced his computers for the last 15 years... I've seen some of the shit he's downloaded! LMFAO! For all I know he's one of you pricks! )

 

[Yvonne K]

:twisted:
Caught

 

[luvrats]

Hi Dad! :

 

[inTOdeep]

Forgot to mention I got a new car :twisted:

 

[louisa]

a jag












just to keep it in the family

 

[Crim Liar]

Bastid! I just pissed myself laughing so hard!

Silly thing is, Mrs. CG always complains about a "creepy vibe" she gets when she's around the pops! :

 

[Markus]

 

[Yohanson.]

My Father always said is how you do it that counts.

 

[Jolene L]

Your word is your bond.