Things you can get away with saying at Christmas

[Bunnyluvr]

Things you can get away with saying at Christmas


1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I will burst.
5. I've never seen a better spread.
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you will be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take mpter you put it in?
16. You will know its ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had.
19. I am so full I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
21. I do like a good stuffing.


Merry Christmas!