This Guy really needs help!

[Phantom]

I was a "bad boy" a few weeks a go and uploaded alot of my nudie pix at worldsexguide.info!
Every one seamed to like what i did and every one was happy including me
Now i got this message from a guy who really needs help , at first i laughed and nearly wet my pants but if this is true it´s kind of sad to .. who knows .. it´s maby one of you guys ??

Here is the first message:



Second:



I really don´t know what to do or say
Any advice Guys ?

cs//

 

[Pompal 09.]

The guy must be a total creep. Try get pictures of him

 

[Ruben Pimentel]

Ask him for a photo - it might explain something. :sad:

How much was he paying these girls?

 

[Awesome Uber]

Yes , that was my first thought , what the fcuk does he look like but on the other hand "Every Men is Handsome Men" in Thailand ! The BG´s "look look heart" instead hehehe
I just don´t get it .. first i thought it was some one who was joking with me , still don´t know 5555

cs//

 

[Finnegan Vegan Again]

cumon livininlos, you gotta get out more often, you shouldnt be sending crazyswede mails like that!!!

 

[Leigh [ex nihilo]]

Lights out.. .They are lucky if they are not nakkid outdoors !!!

I saw a fella in a wheelchair the other day being pushed along the bumpy pavements by 2 laughing BG's...

I wonder if perhaps this person may be of middle eastern or even indian decent.. I have heard reports of indians being unfavoured but would still get some attention.. I have heard girls say that no matter how much was offered they didnt want to go with middle eastern.. I think many must have been badly treated (Islam is not noted for its good attitudes to women and even worse to 'working' women) dont know just a guess...

 

[Belinda Gemmet]

This must have been his first time, and he sounds inexperienced with females in general. Poor lad, he's just trying to get what everyone else is getting, but his nerves must show through and the girls take advaneforum.xxxe of that.

I reckon he may well have been a virgin before. Tell him just to keep on at it, and he'll find one he likes before long. Maybe he is aiming above his station, tell him to have a few of the not so attractive ones. He can see this as "practice" if he likes, just to build his confidence up.

This guy sounds like a prime target for the girls to fleece. Whats the odds that he falls in love and ends up bankrupt before long?

 

[Trigz T]

Awh , yes your right LivingLos ... i never heard of a BG who is happy to go with men from the Middle East and if i ask him for his picture and he sends back a picture of some one looking like Osama Bin Laden we know why he´s having a hard time getting layed :ytounge:

Yes StGeorge it make´s you wonder .. why didn´t they "eat him alive" if he was inexperienced and was there for his first time ?? I think i go for LivingLos theory after all and ask him for his picture

cs//

 

[SexiiShelly]

It doesn't sound right that the reason is because he's a newbie, however, the very first girl I ever bf'd on my first trip to LOS acted in the same way that he writes about. The second one was a little better, but she was from a go-go and not a bar. I talked a lot with her, asked her a lot of questions and learnt a lot from her. The third was just plain dirty, wanted it all the time and everywhere !! Couple his "newbieness" with the possibility that he might be picking the wrong type of girl and it could well be that it is not down to his origins or looks.

We all look for certain types of girls, some like them a little younger than most, some like slim bodies, some look at legs etc etc. He may like the shy quiet type and maybe that's what he gets in the bedroom as well ?? I reckon we all know one or two guys who are not the greatest at making conversation and maybe this guy's the same. You know the sort, those that need a rocket (or kick) up their jacksey to get them going !! Couple this with him picking shy and innocent looking girls and this may well be his problem.

Poor sod !! All that fun to be had and he likes and can only pull starfish !! 55555

Cheers
Diz

 

[Coolest_Gurl]

Did you ask if he had bad breath? ......

Maybe his breath just smells horrible and he would do a service to the world to brush his teeth once more than the recommended two times a day.

If he could do that before bedtime all his cold starfish might change into little warm vampires.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It could be bad body odor or bad breath. I once worked in the blast furnace area at the steel mills in Pittsburgh with a guy called Dirty Eddy. He had the worst body odor of anyone I ever met in my life. He was a really nice guy, but nobody could stand being in the same room with him for more than a few minutes. When he walked into the lunch room, you never saw a place clear out so fast. All of a sudden, no one was hungry! It was very hot in the blast furnace area and his sweat smelled like rotten fish.

I felt so sorry for him that sometimes I would stay and talked to him while he ate, even though it was hard to stand his odor. He said it had been a big problem for him all his adult life, and he couldn't get any girlfriend. Said he showered at least 3 times every day, usually more, and went to doctors for advise, but nothing helped, because when he got hot he sweat, and when he got nervous he sweat, and women made him very nervous 'cause he never got laid. I wonder if those sardine and pickle sandwiches he liked so much had anything to do with it?

JayBee

 

[Sgt Remeriz]

Whazzzup: :what: two times a day ??? You got to be joking me 555

dizbusta: Yes i gue´s your right .. a shy bg and a shy costumer will make a worthless combination i gue´s !
Got the first message from him couple of weeks ago .. did know what to do .. laugh or cry really !

Reminds me of a guy i met in Patong a few days before i left for BKK , we went to a GoGo , hmm , on Soi Eric i belive , up stairs , ring any bells anyone?
Anyway he was very intrested in the so called "lesbian show" and went to the other side of the bar in 5 seconds!
Nice new friend was my first thought
I stayed at my "post" with my Bacardi Breezer and told him about the fake show when he came back with a big smile all over his face!

He said: Hey , did you see ... did you see her ass , did you see her pu*sy , did you see her breast´s ???

I Said:Yes , some of it .. i didn´t look that much!

A few minutes later another girl is dancing just in front of us ... the guy is staring again and i thought he was going to get a heart attack !
I just had to ask him .. is it your first time or even your first day in LOS ??

No it was his second trip and he was leaving for Sweden to morrow after 2 weeks in Phuket!

:what: what have he been doing here??

Next minute the girl is standing beside us .. she want´s a Bacardi .. i tell her no cos´i don´t want her in my bed to night , i ask my "new friend" if he want´s her but NO , he is leaving for Sweden tomorrow morning !

I smile at her and thouches her tit´s and ass before i´m off to the toilet
, when i get back she is gone but she has left something with him , what i don´t know ... he looks like he´s stoned , looking at his hand !
He is mumbeling some thing about the worlds most perfect ass staring at his hand! Poor Guy!

He was "good looking" maby 30 years old .. didn´t belive in pay money for sex so he said , had been to Thailand 2 times , never been with a Thai Lady!

His friends thai wife had a g/f who wanted a falang b/f , but that lady wanted money to support her beauty saloon , from him
It take´s him about 2 weeks to realize this , back to square one , pay for sex!

I hope he acts in another way his next trip to LOS !

cs//

 

[TaeD]

Next time he's there tell him to find the ugliest horny little bg he can find then get her mao , load up on the vit v and take her home if this doesn't work he should think about becoming a priest.

Has he been to the darkside could be his calling you never know. :light:

 

[eEz]

Think i found the answer , he really needs help , hope he stay´s in farangland for good! Can´t find the rest of his report in the Pattaya section doe´!

cs//

 

[Old Mister Happy]

Nothing to say really. You are what you are.
Mac

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm not formiliar with the abbreviation LON. Can someone shine a light in the darkness for me ..... :light: Does it mean Little Obsessive Nurse or maybe Local Obscene Nymph. Maybe it means someting else ......

P.S. strange guy BTW.

 

[Maegen]

I think it could mean 'Lady Of the Night' That's my guess anyway !

 

[Lenneth]

So he sounds like someone with domination / abuse type issues or fanatsies...

The daft thing is if he went out and was friendly with a girl I bet after a little bit of trust was established he could have whatever fanatasy came into his head.. Of course if he jumps straight into this when they dont know or trust him at all no wonder they are scared and not into it.

 

[marc antony]

That guy is one strange dude. Sounds like the girl was actually pretty nice to him, all things considered. I'm surprised she agreed to let him tie her up and whip her. I would say he did not overpay, since he admits she was nice looking( a 7), and she agreed to allow him to get so weird with her. 2000 Baht does not seem like too much when he wanted weird, kinky, S&M sex with her.

What did he expect? For her to say, "Baby, I love you because you whip my ass so good!" Crazy guy!

 

[jacovkss2]

Good story, CS!!! Truth is stranger than fiction!