Tila @ C9. Wwwwweeelllll....

[zonkers85]

I was in the city on the 24th before spending (what seemed) like the rest of my natural life with family for the holiday's, so I thought I would indulge before the festivous break. And apparently, everyone else had the exact same idea. Long story short, EVERY lady I tried to meet with was booked (and I tried a LOT). I shoulda taken this as a hint to re-live some childhood memories by jerking off silently in my parents basement bathroom, surrounded by the odor of lavinder lotion and shame. But my little fella had taken control of the situation long before this point, and was not willing to turn back. Which is how I ended up at Cloud 9.
Tila was the only girl available, and it turns out she used to work as Sugar at Temptations. I had a session with her a couple of years back that I hazily recalled as not ending in tears, so I figured why not?
Heres why:
- She's now about 20 lbs heavier than I recall her being before.
-After a plesent greeting, I was regailed with whimsical tales about her bouts with depression, her ex (this was the point the hand job started), her problems with her kid (this is where the erection started to fade),
her new boyfriend and how she was back in the "biz" because of money problems (this is where I closed my eyes and thought of England, just needing to release).

No number rating, bbbuuuttt, I shan't be returning. Shoulda jerked off in the basement.

 

[Lempster]

LOL good intel bud! thanks for the infos

 

[totallyjay04]

You made a sad tale into a funny tale. Thanks!

 

[TOOT]

Geeze,

That's probably one of the Best "Bad" Reviews I've read in a long, long time.

 

[420Borat]

Great review, we can all feel your pain. I would bet the next time your on that side of town you'll be going across to EBC for a session with a lady worth seeing.

 

[pr0carbine]

That's funny ..England makes me pop to
Kind of a positive twist on a neg review , I like it

 

[PUB25]

Sorry to hear you had such a bad experience. Problems arise when we think with the little head.
Few years ago, I met 1 of cloud 9 girls (do not remember her name) but she had big boobs DD. If it were not for those big boobs; I might not have came.
To make the story short, once I penetrated I smelled rotten fish. I tried all position but could not avoid the smell. I ended up f*cking her tits with lots of lub, pressure,...I finally came

 

[countryjohn]

least you didnt DATY

 

[Lizi :)]

I'd be ... I'm still alive. You know

 

[Fonz]

What they said.

 

[Magic]

Oh, I tried, believe me, I tried. It was like a ghost town, complete with tumble weeds rolling thru the streets. Everyone was either booked solid ( and I started trying to make arrangements the day prior), or were finished early for xmas. Next time I make it to the city I'm bringing an inflatable back up .

 

[bloodangel]

That's odd because I went to EBC on a whim at 1 that same day and got in to see Lita, called maybe 15 minutes before reception said she was available and the rest is history.

Weird