To any MPs, here's the scoop if you want to improve the tips you receive. Cut the BS! If I want BS, I'll hang around with my wife or my boss. By BS, I mean don't call me handsome. I know I am not handsome. I'm about 100 lbs overweight, what little hair I have left is grey, and I got more wrinkles thatn an old catcher's mitt. Don't tell me how big my manhood is. Hell, I don't think I have been able to have a woody for about 5 years now. If it wasn't for mirrors, I couldn't even see my cock because of my beer gut. The shit ass punks at work call me "dick low" because my belly hangs lower than my dick. I hate this name, but at least they are being honest. Lay off the BS and I will tip you good.