Tongue Twister

[Hemnilakalley]

<div class="bbWrapper"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/ani/what.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt="o_O" title="Er... what? o_O" data-shortname="o_O" /> thats one of the best jokes ever</div>

 

[*Sparklerr:)*]

<div class="bbWrapper">Gotta love marriage.. LMAO! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/ani/big-grin-jump.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>

 

[Artie]

<div class="bbWrapper">xDDDDDDDDD That&#039;s great... lmao</div>

 

[yvette30011]

<div class="bbWrapper">A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.<br /> <br /> He says to him, &quot;Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?&quot;<br /> <br /> So the guy tells him: &quot;Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I&#039;d like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I&#039;d like a picket to Tittsburgh.&quot; &quot;She socked me one.&quot;<br /> <br /> The first guy responded, &quot;Mine was a tongue twister too.&quot;<br /> &quot;I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.&#039;&#039;</div>