"TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM" @C2M

[MehChuXD]

Well first off I guess I should have known better then to stray out and expect something REAL good....I posted earlier today asking about advice on who to see at "Club 2 mountain"....the only post back, was to go to SRM......and I should have....I got there and was told by Collett, that it would be a 20 minute wait untill the first girl was available, which was "PAULA"....I was in NO hurry and decided to wait.....I might also mention that Collett was about 28-30 yrs old, 5'3" 105lbs, very petite....Anyway about 15 minutes later Paula, comes into the waiting room and greets me, first off I was very pleasently susprised, she is about 33-36 yrs old, I would guess polish decent, quite tall, maybe 5'7" to 5'8"......she was wearing very sexy stilettos, and very short pink dress, blonde hair to her shoulders, and a great tan....WOW...I thought that I had struck gold.....anyway off to the room, I stepped into the room and kinda thought she would follow me, so I could pay her or at least tell her my name, but she closed the door and left.....OK, so I shower and jump up on the table, I only waited about 5 minutes and she came in, I told her I would like the NR and handed her the money.....All the time I have this feeling she is mad or late for another job or just totally pissed at the world....it was just a gut feeling I was getting, I tried at least 6 times to converse with her, but she would only answer me with very quick short answers......I finally asked her, if she was tired, or having a bad day......she told me "NO...EVERY DAY IS GOOD" ....WOW..... at this point she starts to undress, I must tell you she has a great body, to me anyway......Nice little "BOLT-ONS" about a 34 B cup, but they suit her body well, No tan lines, kitty is bald and nice legs.....I would guess her to be about 115lbs.....So at this point I figure that with her attitude there will be absolutely NO touching or anything else....she started the massage and it was terrible, just kinda ran her nails over my back for a while.......and then she asked...How it is" ??? I said terrible.....she say OK......so she continues.....WTF !!! OK enough is enough, I got up and she looks at me.....I said this is not working Paula....and she looks mad..."Sign says NO refunds".....I tell her thats fine keep my money, I might as well be dissapointed right now rather then after I have a hard-on"....she is allready dressed and left the room......as she stormed down the hall she started speaking polish or some other language to another girl, and she must have been pissed off with me, as it was real loud......anyway I got dressed and started down the hall, another lady came out to meet me and told me her name was Kelly, she said she was very sorry and that she would try to make things right if I came back, I thanked her and left.......So maybe it was just a bad day for Paula, she looked very SEXY, but I was'nt in the mood for her bullshit, I just chalked it up to a bad experience......hope this helps someone, and maybe she has regulars that think she's great....I'm just NOT one of them.....Boy1der4u

 

[D. (Da Dude) Danderfoose]

Hey boy1der4u,
too bad you had a bad experience there, i have been a few times last summer and (i can't remember my own name, never mind anyone else's) but the 4-5 times that i have been i have had a great time, good lookers, good to great massages and great finishes. it is really too bad i can't remember names.
if their web site had any pics on it i maybe able to pic someone out but....maybe i have the wrong web site.
anyways, maybe she really did have a shit day but i would suggest to try 1 more time to try your luck!
RHPB

 

[~*~Niny~*~]

This Paula sounds very familiar by the way you described her .... physically and in her attitude. I used to visit this spa called Elite Retreat a few years ago, and there was an older Polish woman there by the same name (also called herself Tania). I wonder if it's the same person because the age, bolt-ons, her way of talking, and service bring back some bad memories.

 

[SMOOCHIE GRANDMA]

talk about a case of really bad service, i feel for ya man

 

[Britney]

Thanks for the warning!! Although I would have stayed for the stroke, would take her a while if you were pissed and at least she may have earned some of the coin you left. SRM would have been the right choice on this day.

 

[Bass]

Does sounds like Tania from Elite Retreat. But she wasn't that bad afterall.
Boy1der4u had a session from hell.

 

[khole12]

dude I wouldn't stay, those nails on you...maybe your into the pain/pleasure thing but I sure ain't lol.

 

[flameboy]

speaking of this Collette girl I have seen her twice...petite blonde... nice body but absolutely ZERO chemistry

my first NR session with her was terrible... why did i go back 2nd time? nobody else was available at the time and it's close to home, i thought hell maybe she had a bad day, let's give it another chance... 2nd NR session almost as bad as the first one... Collette is a "cross legger" meaning she crosses her legs and will not let you even catch a glimpse of her kitty let alone play with it, even though i paid for NR $100. might as well go for a topless if i ain't seeing the kitty...needless to say she is never to be repeated again. both my sessions were simliar to the original poster here.

i am a veteran at this hobby...i treat ladies with respect and almost always good time is had by all....i had no luck with collette however