typical streotype ridden skewed journalism

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People.co.uk - News - CORRIE LEGEND ROMPS WITH ******

So Jonny Briggs snags a ******. See how the People put plenty of salcious spin on it.

The 72-year-old actor, who played womanising Mike Baldwin, paid £15 to spend the night with the pretty prostitute in Thailand.

Divorced Johnny flew to Pattaya, 100 miles east of the capital Bangkok,

Whisked her back to his hotel room, where he bored her with quick, straightforward sex
Failed to tip her - then to her surprise FELL ASLEEP.

What a bastard he is!

The 33-year-old called Yo, who is younger than both Johnny's children from his first marriage, said: "He was a little bit stingy.

Though his partner of 33 years could in no way be described as a young innocent, the action is implicitly immoral as he has older children than her.

"When he asked how much for boom boom, I held up both hands showing ten fingers, each one meaning 100 baht. He agreed."

Good man, he didnt get ripped off

The giggling girl then pointed to the missionary sex position on a glass decorated with positions from the Karma Sutra. She added: "He did it normally, he was on top."

Clearly struggling to find something perverse in his actions, the reporter someohow manages to find something odd in the fact that he used the most commonplace position going.

He was behaving like a man half his age.

Damn it, he had the audacity to enjoy himself. What a bastard!

But her husband died of SUDS - Sudden Unexpected Death Syndrome, a condition common among labourers in south-east Asia. Yo was forced into the sex trade to survive.

While what happened was clearly a tragedy, `forced` is the wrong term as she could have chosen other, albeit far less lucrative occupations. `Forced` is a term that implies sex slave.