Uptown Spa

[Jabroni711]

Well I guess you could say I took one for the team the other day. Every once and a while I like to try a complete unknown (at least for me)... always looking for that hidden gem. Well this time it was Uptown Spa, located on Keele St. just north of Rivermede. The only girl working there when I walked in was a fairly attractive young blonde girl (I forget her name) with an impressive top shelf, so based on that I decided to stay. The room I was in was very big with it's own bathroom and shower, but it was a dump. The bathroom stunk and there were stains on all the walls in the massage room. Anyway, decided to go with the BS (hoping to salvage things with some fun with those large globes), but halfway through the massage the door bell rang and she left the room to go out to the lunch truck! When she came back in she rushed through the rest of the massage (I guess so she could eat) finishing me off as quickly and as un-skilled as possible, which was fine because at this point I wanted to get out of there anyways. But the kicker was she still expected extra cash even though her "BS" lasted no longer than 20 seconds. So I just gave an extra $20 and left. all said and done this awful experience cost me $120. Sometimes the longshots pay off but mostly I just wish I had stuck to one of my regulars that day Anyone else have any experiences from this place to share?