Varieties of Massage Experiences

[Livestrong2009]

Ok, it's been a while and I've seen quite a few masseuses in the GTA area. Let me post a quick review of these varieties of massage experiences before I forget. Some of them go back a year or more since I don't live in Toronto and visit the city every 6 months or so. Actually, some go back more than 3 years.

Utopia:
Melissa: Picked her from a lineup of 3-4 masseuses. She was clearly the best lookinng girl at Utopia. But then this was about a year ago. Has a nice figure but needs some work on massage and release. As with all Utopia masseuses, no mileage whatsoever. No repeat.
Face 8.75, Body 8, Massage 7, Release 6.

HFH:
Ivana: Went to see her after getting suggestions from various people. She's sweet and charming but is not the top masseuse she's sometimes made out to be. We need more gradations when rating really top masseuses.
Face 8, Body 8, Massage 8, Release 8.

Jessica: Again, went to see her after getting similar suggestions. She's definitely cute and her body is really nice. The adjective "svelte" was coined for the type of body she has. Really sweet and charming but I didn't find her as attractive as the top flight talent at Allure (see above) or Cameron.
Face 8, Body 9.5, Massage 8, Release 8.

IT:
Sarah Valentine: Saw her while she was at this joint. She is stunning and has a really toned body -- apparently she regularly enters some type of fitness competition. Massage and BS adequate.
Face 9, Body 8, Massage 7, Release 8.

Allure:
Ashley: Real stunning. Has a nice, fit body embellished by huge implants. However, given her frame, they don't look oversized. Charming and very warm. Will repeat soon.
Face 8.75, Body 9, Massage 9, Release 9.

Claudia: This was my second time seeing her. Aboslutely stunning. Her massage sucks but then we all know that. In any case, I find her attractive and her release adequate enough to return.
Face 9.75, Body 9, Massage 6, Release 8.

Krista: This was probably at least 3 years ago, i.e., before her recent return. I foudn Krista to be the most attractive MPA I had seen up to that time. I would definitely return to see her.
Face 9, Body 8, Massage 9, Release 9.

Silhouette
Brooke: Picked her from a lineup consisting of 1 other masseuse. Had to wait for a while after showering. She's really cute, somewhat reserved -- definitely not the chatty type. There wasn't really any separate massage or release phase. Really cliked with her. Will repeat.
Face 8.75, Body 7, Massage 8, Release 8.

BP:
Mia: She's petite, about 5'. Seems to be Indian / Native American mix. She's cute and her massage was nice. BS was okay and she used her breasts well.
Face 7, Body 7, Massage 8, Release 8.

Body & Soul
Nina: She's a petite Filipina with huge mammaries. In fact, her mammaries are so big that she might develop chronic back aches, given her small frame. Knows how to massage -- both therapeutically and erotically -- and release. Uses those mammaries well during BS.
Face 6.75, Body 7, Massage 9, Release 8.5.

SRM
Krystal: She's tall, about 5-10, and uses her body well during BS. This was the SRM experience that everyone talks about, I guess. I found the BS very intense. Reminded me of the BS I had at BP with Vanessa. Will repeat.
Face 7, Body 8.5, Massage 9.5, Release 9.5.

Brooke: She's tall, about Krystal's height. Did not find her to be the cold fish that she's often made out to be. I found the BS satisfactory.
Face 8, Body 8, Massage 8, Release 9.

 

[E-Man]

I liked your reviews. An unbiased opinion for a change.

I agree with you comments about Jessica and Ivana : good but not great.

 

[Moonlights]

See, what gets posted here is a quite a bit of hype about your favorite masseuse. You might be attached to your favorite masseuse and rave about the experience. In so doing, you might also exaggerate her looks, figure and other qualities. If you like the massage, fine; but don't exaggerate her other qualities.

To be a good and accurate reviewer, you have to separate the experience and the masseuse. You can get a good massage from an unattractive masseuse and vice versa. This I realized as I began seeing those that regularly received rave reviews by those who post to this forum. You need to cut through the haze to see what's true and what's not here. This realm is full of smoke and mirrors.