Venus @ Alphacare

[joanne342]

After spending time with some of my favourites which i have reviewed in the past i decided to try someone new and decided on Venus based on the pics www.alphacare.ca
Unfortunately Venus does not stack up to the pics and when she undressed i was presented with a myriad of tattoos as well as a boob job on par with Tara Reid's botched tata's.
I didnt get around to asking her history with mps but based on her massage technique i assumed she has worked in the industry before moving to AC.
The best part of the massage was her attention to detail which included a decent foot massage as well as some of the best fingertip teasing i've experienced which included ball stimulation.
When i had the opportunity to return the favour she was fairly apprehensive to my touch which was a let down and my usual techniques failed to gain any credit or open any avenues to a better time.
Her finishing technique was alright as she climbed on top and dry humped my leg as she worked my junk to the intended result.
I can only recommend her on her massage technique and for a basic massage she would be a good deal, however i prefer mutual satisfaction and her innability to get into a session will keep me from repeating.

 

[Troy]

Thanks for the review.......was looking for some info on her.....

 

[TeenageBoy]

Maybe she just didn't like your all-thumbs approach?

 

[I love yanking your chain]

I was hoping for better news, but c'est la vie. I may still give 'er a go if & when I'm in the AC neighborhood, but at least I'll go forewarned.

Thanks for TOFTT!

Parker

 

[MissBelle016]

sounds like you and Venus are pals to make any comments about someone elses "technique". Otherwise your post seems like you are a knight in shining armour wannabe or maybe just another mississaugadude type poster. And don't forget to include proper non "all-thumbs" approach approved by your good friend Venus.

 

[Amrud the Tacosupremo!]

Thanks for the review Jackal, being the occasional Alpha customer, it's good to know who I should stay away from, although Venus's pics never really peeked my interest.

 

[angel G]

Could care less about whether Venus gets a good review. I always just laugh at guys that come on here and talk about their "techniques" and how girls usually respond to them versus when one doesn't. A good MPA can fake it till she makes it and if Venus can't do that then she has got some problems but make no mistake about it, the other women that reacted to Jackal's techniques didn't react because of his skill set - they reacted because of their skill set.

 

[Benji F]

I guess i should take offense but that would mean that i care what you think.
The only thing i can assume is that you have no technique and are jealous of hobbyists who usually have a good time and know how to play the game.

 

[beach heaven]

It just touches me that you cared enough to respond. Probably more than any woman outside of a massage parlour has touched you.

 

[Anna I]

a) you want to "open" our eyes to the fact that all MPA's really dislike our touch and fake it? You, being special, are "in the loop" with many MPA's.
b)are a bitter MPA perhaps, though your previous posts don't make that seem likely.
c) have some axe to grind... with Jackal for some reason?
d) just like to piss in other peoples cornflakes cuz thats your idea of fun.
e)????? not sure but maybe you'll be so kind to fill us in?

 

[I am not Burnette]

Thanks for the compliment, i have had 100's of women touch me inside and outside of the parlours.

 

[Tinkerweed]

you have the same problem too I see

btw thanks for the review.

 

[sun8979]

Either one of these will work

f) Think its ridiculous that some clown on here thinks he has some skill with the ladies because he throws them a couple of bucks and the ladies respond to his"magical touch".

g) Tired of reading reviews where some moron can't understand why some lady doesn't react orgasmically to his "usual techniques" notwithstanding that his usual technique is probably one of the many reasons that the only person that will handle his johnson requires a promise to pay cold hard cash.

I guess I just don't belong on a board with you expert "hobbyists".

p.s. I hate cornflakes, so wanting to piss in them also would have been accepted as an answer.

 

[lime]

This jealousy keeps rearing its ugly head. Sorry to hear that you dont have any skills whatsoever and that your so jaded to think that mpa's can't appreciate their clients.

 

[LLEEEEEEEEEE]

Thanks for you thoughts ass-clown.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Back to the topic. Has anyone else tried Venus? Thanks for TOFTT, Jackal.