Virgin in need of advice

[Brother John]

I've never been to Berlin (yet, I am going soon). I can only give you some minor tips, as I myself spent my virginity in a whorehouse. I have also read about the Berlin scene, and since you have the money go for Artemis. There are probably hundreds of other providers, but my guess is that the other alternatives will be more of hit or miss places. Artemis is costing and arm and a leg for a reason, and if they get a bad rep it's generally very bad for business. So they are more likely to hire less crazy girls and cleaner girls. If you were to catch herpes from a thai chick at porn cinema nobody would care. If you did from Artemis it would be generally bad for their business and reputation as high end.

Since it's your first time you'd like to have it somewhat nice. Remember that these girls are humans. Most of them probably dislike their job, but they like their money. I usually don't get very good service from the girls who are pushy and want you to go to a room once you're inside. I get much better service from the women sitting laid back and you approach yourself. If you have the opportunity to, buy one you like a drink. Just make sure you know what the drinks cost, so don't get a bottle of champagne or something stupid. However, a drink to 10-15 Euro might be a good investment to show some interest in the girl, that way she might give you much better service. Also, try not to say you are just a tourist. If you claim to be there in order to find an apartment for further studies or some shit, that might be good. Then she'll maybe think you're a potential returning customer.

However, your virgin story might be very nice and cute. All women love to feel special, so ask her if she is gentle and kind enough to take your virginity.

As far as which girls at Artemis are friendly, well, it all depends on the direction of the wind. The girls change places of employment a lot in that business, also you should go for the hooker that makes your wood hard. Get one you think looks good, not just one that you've read some guy on here had a smashing time with. You are dealing with humans, so their service might very well depend on how they perceive you.

But you know, I think only 1 in 3 visits to a hooker work out very good. A lot of it is chemistry. The last time I went to a brothel the girl had a nice attitude but her cunt smelled like prawn-juice so I just had to run to the shower and escape the place. Win some, lose some.

Also, as I understand it they offer frenchkissing and oral without in German FKKs. Make sure you use rubber for everything. The possibility to get herpes from oral is slim, but it's present. You can also get it from fucking with a condom (with juices flowing on your balls and such) so have a shower after sex and take a nice long piss (not in the shower, but the toilet) afterwards.

Don't know if that was helpful. Good luck.

 

[Glenn]

Id recommend you go to thailand for sex experience for cheap and lots of sex

 

[Gtrgtrvtr]

Here goes nothing, I'm a 22 year old pre-veterinarian bio major. I graduate in a few months and I will attend grad school in the fall. I have spent most of my life studying for a career that I truly look forward to practicing. My family is fairly religious ( catholic) and I have yet to date or see a pair of breasts for that matter. There is a good chance that my first girlfriend will be my wife. As a grad present, my friends are taking me on a road trip through Europe. They are all very close to my family and I wouldn't put it past them to inform my family if I did anything reckless. So, I will land in Berlin two and a half days before they do so I'll have some free time ( I land April 26th). I plan on fulfilling some of my sexual fantasies and acquiring some sex skills during this short period of time. I doubt I will ever have a chance like this again so I need to make it count. I've done some on and off research regarding the sex scene in Germany and I believe my best bet lies with a brothel. It seems like Artemis would be the best choice as far as Berlin goes. So here is my request to you guys ( the mpnet community),
- Do you think a brothel would be best for me?
- Would Artemis provide a suitable setting for a Virgin?
- Have any recommendations for women ( newbie friendly)
- Any personal input or suggestions would be greatly appreciated
I understand that this forum works on a give and take policy. In order to receive useful information you need to provide information in return. I have ZERO sexual experience so at this time I can offer nothing in exchange for the aforementioned information request. However, I can give my word that I will document any and all sexual adventures that I partake in. I thank you all in advance and I cannot stress how important your input is to me.

-PV88