Whackoholics Anonymous

[Pompal 09.]

Prelude: This is a serious post. My personal thanks to Leah for opening up my eyes to her world and what she and her fellow whackers are subjected to.

My name is Clarence Leon Murphy and I am a

 

[baller]

This is a Christmas miracle.

I was just about ready to blow my brains out with my Uncle Nathan's AK 47. I figured I'd read massageplanet.net just one last time before I go to hell. Clarence, you're post sent chills down my spine, and really opened up my eyes to the fact there are others out there just as confused as me.

Please check your message box. I think if we lean on each other in trying times such as these, we're going to come out of this mess fine.

 

[Prometheus]

Uh ohs!!!!! PLEASEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody goes to this Whackoholic Anonymous!!!! Otherwise, me and all my whacker friends are gonna be out of a job!!!!

Hmmmmm..... come to think of it..... Father O'Leary looks mighty familiar...... Does anyone happen to have a picture of him with his clothes off???

 

[Kimmy V]

Don't worry. I know I have an addiction, but its under control. Like a drinker that knows when to stop, I stop at number 3 for the month. I am no where near close to resort to stealing. An occasional drinker would not stop drinking and nor would I.

A little slidin' "in moderation" is not a bad thing.

Besides, I don't want to remove the most fun I have from my life right now.

Now, if I could only figure where you work, I could be "whacked" by you.

 

[Russian is Me]

Apologies accepted, and hope the New Year brings lots of money (maybe a winning lottery ticket) so you can continue your wacking ways. It would be a sad day to lose one of our fellow wackees as a result of a man of the cloth.

 

[Epinions Reviewer.]

I ain't buying it.

 

[fvfv81]

I think we Whackaholics should all band together and form "The Whackateer Club", where we could sing and dance to songs about our affliction while wearing matching T-shirts and pants and fun headwear that sports plastic ears based on those of our leader, Ref. (I never realized 'til now what a handsome devil he is!)

 

[Master Chief]

I did.

 

[future.mrs.mangum<3]

To clarify, Are you saying you believe him or you bought sexual services from him?

 

[CooCooBananaCrackers!]

I do & I did.

 

[Chloe J]

Ref, isn't it about time you got down to writing some apology letters. To the wife and children you wronged so badly. To Paul @ It for using his name. To all the whackers who ever whacked you off. Yes, ALL of them, Ref. And most of all to us, the other massageplanet.neties.

And remember, if counselling and self-control are insufficient to cure your whackerholism, there is a more drastic and more permanently effective way of curing yourself of this shameful and degrading vice. The humble kitchen knife can be your best friend in need, Ref.

BTW who's the whacker in the red bra?

 

[Julissa R]

After 4 days of passing Father O'Leary's picture around, we, the whackers, have positively identified Father O'Leary as "Mercedes". Apparently, he is a VERY regular customer at ****** Spa with a very strange fetish. He usually goes into ****** Spa 5 to 6 times a week, dressed just like any other person, and asks to use the bathroom. He then puts on his 6 inch heels, big blonde wig, and squeezes himself into a set of bra and undies, sized small. He'll come out, tell the receptionist to put on repeat his favourite Britney Spears' song "Kiss me baby one more time", and start dancing. He also makes the boss there whip him everytime the word "baby" is sung and he makes everyone (including clients) watch him dance. (Actually, it's more like wiggling his big a**.) Then, he'll start taking out money from his bra and undies and throwing them around so everybody can start grabbing at them. He's actually ****** Spa's favourite and most popular client. When he's done, he'll ask one of the MPA to sell him their bra and undies for $200 and he'll wear them the next time he comes in. He's a sicko but everyone loves him. So in case anyone's wondering where their church money is going at Father O'Leary's church......

 

[Karma of the Poodle]

My name is "Anton the clear" and I am a Wackoholics

 

[Pinolera]

Really???? Maybe we can get together and blackmail this Father O'Leary (aka Mercedes). Between his weird fetish and naked pics..... We gotta be able to get something!!!!!