What do you really get from a massage parlor??

[very_bored]

This may sound stupid, but i just want to make sure before i do something embarrassing. What exactly do you get from a massage parlor?

 

[prettykitty]

you feel relaxed after the session

 

[Hershey]

What do you get?

chicken pox, ebola virus and SARS

 

[Ethiopian ruler]

I was going to say breath mints... and those little cards on the windshield.

 

[The Lovely SJ]

shot - based on recent news

 

[Maria G]

It is very difficult question, can't reply.

 

[JosephWard]

I believe you get a...... massage?

 

[georgemaddenbarcelona]

SRM gives a bottle of water.

 

[jd spoonworthy]

If asked have you been there before always say yes Then they won't think you are Le. You will be given a menu.

 

[geegee]

You get nothing from the Massage Parlour. Now if you were asking what you can get from an MPA inside a massage parlour then we may be able to help.
Seriously though you get a massage from a trained professional, who are registered with the authority in their juristiction, thats about it.

 

[maggiebridget09]

Anything you want.

Disclaimer: YMMW and all within MP limits

 

[Pompal 09.]

I like this one, haha

 

[Jeff P]

You mean physically or emotionally or spritually? Depends on what you are looking for... Sometime it is diversion, sometime it is physical satisfaction... Sometime it is a learning experience

 

[nysenutz]

its ALWAYS a learning experience!!!!!!!!!

 

[Isabelle]

You should consider registering at University of Toronto School of Continuing Education for my course titled:

"What do you really get from a massage parlor??"

We'll cover such topics as:

The drive-by check out and the three different skulking walks into AND out of the parlour.
8 tips for effective decision making at the introductory cattle call.
Shower techniques, or how to avoid MP microbial effluvium: gum, piss, bandages, etc.
Topics to consider while you wait for your MPA.
MP chit chat.
Long term effects of powder vs. oil.
Effective MPA management: turning the disinterested time wasters into slutty sliders.
The four proper answers to "So, are you kinky?"
Homoeroticism.
Emergencies: what to do when a PM is imminent and you've been eating platefuls of hummus.
Payment, tipping: effective massage parlor wallet management.


As you can see, the curriculum is wide ranging and intense; there is about a 40% attrition rate. For the succesful 60%, there is a follow up course but registration is limited to those who can demonstrate some prior knowledge of sliding managment.

 

[Emily M]

Now that is the LMAO post of the week.

 

[caldwell]

I always get a bigger smile on my face and a lighter wallet.

 

[Lee]

I usually lose 2.5 ounces of body weight.

 

[~*~AsHiEs~*~AuNt~*~]

I bet you'd put Peter North to shame....