What would you name your own MP if you opened one up?

[Un Chin C]

Be creative and pretend you are opening up your own MP. What name comes to mind. "Wet Kisses Spa" but a picture of lips instead of the word kisses on the front sign. For those spas that only have Russian mpa's..."From Russia with Love Spa". Others could be:

The Love Shack Spa...the B52's song could be the theme song.
Come on Over Spa
ASSets Massage
Stress Release Spa

You get the drift...

 

[WillieThompson]

The Oil Slick
Kneadful Things (Watch out for Steven King)

 

[tyslove]

Tuggers 'r us
The Bull Pen (Where the Relievers are)

 

[uniquejason]

The key is to make it sound like your going somewhere legitimate. Therefore, I humbly submit...

For Rusty: Homo Depot
For Sheik: The Retirement Home
For Meesh: The Retirement Home

Miscellaneous:
Willy-Mart
The Balding Box
IKEEEEEE-Yeah!
Canadian Tugger
Pecker's Convenience Store
Prize Club
Lee's Valley Tools

and for mine: The Pie Factory

 

[dyslexic dog]

The Retirement home???


Nahhhh, I would call mine Sheik's **********...yes, I am the president of Sheiks ********** and its only customer too *lol*

 

[Nickfromnj]

Haven't thought up a good MP name yet, but I've often thought of opening a topless hair salon called "Off the Top."

My favourite hair place was in Burlington, across the street from a funeral home. The name: "Curl Up and Dye."

 

[allie]

Arabian nooner's.

 

[Wasgij]

I would like to open an exclusively Asian MP... and would call it

Asian Angels.

When I go for massage... for me the quality of the massage is an important part of the whole experience... and thus far by far and away have got best massage and attitude as well from Asians.

 

[Morna000]

Asains?

 

[Mujer Alta]

THE LICK-HER STORE! (what else??)

~~OR~~

The LCBO (Lick & Caress Babes Only)

Al Cohol

 

[Pompal 09.]

lmao... thanks Sheik... I fixed it now. Must have been that 'green tea' I had for breakfast this morning.

 

[starfire85]

what about All you can get spa! I'm sure all of you would be there.

 

[AussieGirl]

St Marc's

Shit, it's already taken.

 

[Uncle Jez]

Pussy Galore
Behind the Green Door

 

[xida_loverx]

HFK - Hands From Kevin

The Cock Pit

The Vulva Hut

GFE-R-US

The Rub Shack

 

[Rissa C]

"Mikey's Quick Lube"...lol

THH - "The Helping Hand" (might be too obvious, lol)

"The Fish Market"

"Crankshaft and Front/End Alignment"

 

[mary j]

The BBC

Big
Boobie
Club

Dirk Diggler

 

[falas6een7ora]

as my tag line says - 'Oil or Powder'

 

[jaskiran]

mine is "We Jack you off for $40/30minutes"

 

[Saxton Hardcastle]

Baby Oiled!
Vaseline!
The Tissue Emporium!
Juggs and Jism!