Where’s Waldo(MM)

[m694ever]

Haven’t seen a post in ages from Massage Maestro. Wondering if he fell off a massage table and is in rehab, recovering from penis enlargement surgery or what. It’s been kind of ...... peaceful here lately.

 

[Cabinmon]

Still sulking about us mutually calling each other ‘ Dickead’ no you’re a Dickhead, well maybe, but my Dickhead is bigger, well maybe, but my Dickhead has a better shape

 

[Cabinmon]

Well I searched the members list, not there. I went to send him a PM, not listed. Maybe the pooner apocalypse has started

 

[m694ever]

Maybe his Commadore 64 finally packed it in.

 

[Rubmegood]

For f*ck sake! Don't go conjuring up old demons!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Oh....don't worry about "old demons" .

Although, come to think of it...I might have a few demons, in my piece of shit 4 cylinder, 2.4 Litre, 2015 Equinox (I bought February 2016). I have had to replace shocks and struts, both front headlights at a cost of about $2000....on top of 287 biweekly payments. Early in our cool, wet summer, my heat crapped out. In August, I took it to Canadian Tire (only, because my father decided to pay for it with a Canadian Tire Master Card) He was stubbornly clinging to this zero interest for two years gimmick.

Anyways, to make a long story short: they tried to fix it unsucessfully, told me to take it to the dealership, where they told me it would cost over 2,000 to fix, and I am out 400 dollars in bullshit repair/inspection costs that did nothing to correct or evenly exactly identify the problem. (Only that it is in the dash and the entire dash has to be taken apart.) The dealership says it takes 12 hours and they charge 200 dollars an hour.
So....these places keep screwing us over
...but it sure ain't no happy ending.

So...no bitter feelings or me sulking about the past. I just barely go for massages anymore, and it kinda bums me out.
I DO tune in once and awhile, but
Generally, I don't have much to contribute anymore.

But, because M64 was kind enough to mention me, I will at least give a few reviews: Jessica at JJ's/Meridian was Amy/Lisa from O'Massage. (I believed wrongly she was going by Tina) Saw her once again: still cute, looks to be in her mid thirties, excellent deep tissue and relaxation blend. Works hard, willing to give you a hand, if you are. ()
Does prostate massage, kinda, but not really. I think its meant to add to a h.e. experience, and thus I passed on it. I tried it the last time, I saw her, but I didn't feel she was even actually making contact with the prostate.

Q Massage (months ago now) They have a new name, on a lighted up sign, but the debit receipt still showed "Sunny Massage" Maybe, they hadn't completely changed name over. The girl was Chunky, but attractive, mid twenties and going by Katie. Her massage was okay, but probably better suited just for relaxation. I thought I should mention her, because she did offer h.e. for 40, was actually young (a rarity) and before offering h.e., gave an incredible prostate massage. I could go back, just for that. But my benefits are empty, and quickly after payday, so is my account.

Used a Groupon for O'Massage. It allowed me an hour, for I think 59 dollars, maybe cheaper. Had a casual lady named "Ling".
I think she said that is her actual name. Makes sense, as this place is likely 100 percent legit now. Ling is probably in her late 40's, 50's, 20 plus years of experience, and it was an above average massage. Undraped on front, draped on the fllip. Zero hints of extras, and according to her, she is the only Chinese masseuse at 1st Massage on Yellowhead and think 142nd.street, beside the McDonald's Consolidated Warehouse, where she works the majority of her hours.

Lastly, a walkin at Xiaoping gave me "Lois".
With the most recent negative reviews, I just asked for relaxation. It was actually quite decent, and I might actually return (at least when I don't need therapy). She also played dumb, when I mentioned her last name...so I presume she doesn't want it mentioned anymore.

Anyways, maybe I will have a few more reviews, in another 6 months.

Peace Out, I gotta get back to my Commodore 64...still going strong!!!

And, funny enough, my middle name is Waldo!!!

 

[ChaosFactor]

And I thought the extra $1000 I had to spend on renewing my registration last month was bad! Thanks for helping me feel better MM!!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Update: 6 weeks ago, my engine starting streaming out oil. Good thing I didn't waste money fixing the hvac box. The Equinox is parked till its paid off...and no more Chevrolets for me.

Makes sense: most of my massages in the last six months have been shit...might as well have an suv go to shit too.