Worlds Stinkiest Snatch Contest !!!

[Kia Koala (Go Phils!!!)]

killit is right. though sometimes it takes a bit of "ramming" action to bring the scent out!!

 

[Angela]

elivs:

A freind told me that girls in TJ there pussy never smells...........like the ones in america is this true?

No its not true there are some smelling pussy in tj.

 

[Barbiee?]

possible mutation of Hoof and Mouth disease...

 

[fretochose]

Rotting cat food!

 

[Steven Q. Urkel]

nice to see you here, Mr. Riddles.

 

[ATV HOPEFUL I]

1 Cabbage?
2 Rotton egg?
3 Stale semen?
4 Generic canned cat food?
5 A meal fron Denny's?

 

[Miss Marie : )]

LOL i remember i went to the dominican and i had picked up this big tit chick, took her upstairs, the panties came off i never smelt something so horrid, I got scared and figured she might have an std, so i ended up gaving myself the quickest handjob in my life, she was all disappointed because she wanted to give me a blow job- i wasn't willing to take that kinda risk. IF she has a stinky pussy think twice.

 

[mauveme49]

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Exactly- you already paid you $ and WHAM ! Ofactory disaster( THE SENSE OF SMELL IS THE MOST POWERFUL IN TERMS OF MEMORIES) The HO from hell I did in L.V. STRATOSPERE, HOTEL- She said she was a HO of Ken Griffy JR? I was like "can I do this or not"...HOW can such a BIG STINK come from a small place??? I dont think I will ever forget that STINKY SMELL...I would have tried to jump out the window...but it was the Stratosphere... PS this skank made a stock truck smell sweet...

 

[YA!]

The stinkiest wookie I ever smelled was at CC one afternoon. It was the middle of the week and not much was kicken, although even in prime time CC looks like a wax museum.

I was sitting with two chicas which repsent a 1/3 of the day shift that day. one had a great personality and the other had a nice face, a great cuerpa and was stroking my cock through my pants. I decided to go with door number two, what a mistake, once I got her in la cama she smelled like number two.

She had on a sexy under clothes. Once her panties came off and her tail went up is was like uncorking a bottle of PEWUUUUUUU. Now I was stuck with the age old question . 2FOOK OR NOT TO FOOK. THAT IS THE QUESTION. Well, I started and it was like plunging out an evil spirit. The more I fucked the worst she smelled. I put it into over drive cause I figured if what was happening to my nose hairs was also happening to the rubber, I was in big trouble. I came and went directly to the sink to wash Willie off and apologize for the hazardous duty. She said Buena!, I had to tell her NO. I know I hurt her feelings but someone had to put an end to this unearhly SMELLY CAT. THE HORROR, THE HORROR, THE HORROR

Poohce
AKA 2Pop4sure

 

[Acts 17:11 guy]

howhisp- they got all shapes and sizes and you find them old and young- I remember there was a place that specialized in young chicks - but I don't recall the name. As far as poverty, well yes guatemala is one of the places where poverty is even more conspicuous then mexico. There were beggars all over the place. According to my friend, his explanation for there being so many brothels in g.c. is that their country is strategically located close to mex. so a lot of gals go there with the intention of gathering enough money to make the trip across mex. and into the u.s. Many of them just get caught in the lifestyle though and they become lifelong hos. like I said, getting the right cab driver is like 50% of it. we got a good one (I was never alone) and he took us to places that boggled my mind!!
No I did not see many americans or english speakers, so keep that in mind! Also most places just sell the local beer, gallo so you won't have many choices if you are a drinker. But the bottom line for me (based ON MY SPECIFIC experience 6 years ago) is that you get better looks, prices, diversity and overall attention in guate then tj- though the average tj ho is usually a little more skilled. have a good time if you go, just plan it right.
P.S. do you really crib it in aurora?

 

[AnnaXOX]

Yes Don, it is an off handed compliment to the GUAT Chicas that the stinky snatch forum evolved into them! Were you alone? Did the streets seem safe at night? I will ask driver to take me straight to the Convent- haha. Is G.C. very poverty stricken- with beggars ect? Is the talent younger or older? Did you see any Street Girls- or is that a deathwish? Im thinking the scene is oriented to locals- do youz see any Americans? I speak a lil Spanish and I know the International language $$$. Thanks for the info- I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY PUNTER !!!

 

[jhesed]

interesting how this thread has turned into an evaluation of guates mongering scene. To be honest howhisp I don't think im qualified to answer all of your questions. I was there once for 4 days about six years ago. I did hit about 15 wgs, since back then I still got hard every time the wind blew.
What I can tell you is this- when you go there go to the men's club first-not hooters. that place had a spectacular collection of ladies and they were about 35$. Again, keep in mind that the dynamics of guatemalan economics make it easy for any american to feel financially privileged there. the dollar goes far. I don't want to speculate about what kind of hostility if any you may encounter as an af.-american. I only saw 2 black men there during my stay and yes, most of the population had indigenous-mayan features. It was quite obvious hoewever that at most brothels you would see the whiter-more european guatemalans. what I would do if I am in your shoes is this- go to a good hotels and make arrangements with the staff for them to get you a good cab driver. talk to the guy and make him an offer for him to drive you for the entire night to the different "conventos"as they like to call them. hell,take him with you and invite him to a couple of beers. It's what I did and I was safe and had a great time. I did not see any cops fucking around with mordidas-but one thing you must not do is have a beard!!! they seriously have issues with bearded people possibly being involved with the guerrillas!!

 

[Jessi]

the mix in Central America is diverse. I thougt the Nica's and the Salvadorans had more pizzaz than he Ticas. Dominicans were honorable mention and I only hear about these thick Colombians. Guatemala has interested me since I met some Guat. immigrants in the US and "encanta" chicas! Guatemala has much more Native American lineage. The country has become a major trans-shipment point for drugas- which equals money/violence/corruption? I hear there is a HOOTERS in Guatemala City ( Please Confirm ) if so that will be my 1st stop!!! SERIOUSLY -HOW BAD ARE THE COPS??? IS THE MORDIDA COMMON- IS GUAT. CITY SAFER THAN OTHER AREAS. WHATS THE CO$T TO BE "THE BOSS" ? DO YOU THINK A FAIR SKINNED GRINGO SOLOMENTE- WOULD HAVE A SAFE VISIT- OR BE A TARGET? IF..I PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR AT NIGHT? Thanks- ps I did sample a Honduran and she rocked!!!I would love to get some Guat. "pelts on my belt" Spike

 

[Alpha]

howhisperer- you really are an international hoser!!! I think guate was a great place to monger- very underrated. I did not have any problems with cops and I found many hot chicks, salvadoreans, crs ,hondurans (they were the best)that were quite affordable. I read somewere that they have 400 brothels in guatemala city!!! I had a great time, but keep in mind that I speak spanish fluently and that really helped.

 

[num1pink_angel]

I found a chick from El Savador in SJ CR who was a great lay. Did you see some cute ones in Guatemala- how bad are the cops in Guatemala City?

 

[Dr pushpinder k]

I dont remember having such experiences in tj. my only experience with truly smelly, stinky snatch happened when I went mongering to guatemala about 6 years ago. My guatemalan friend was with me and he recomended we go to a "low end " place to start the night. So we went to his shithole called "el paisano" where the gals were $8 a pop. Keep in mind that 8 dollars in guatemala were the annual per capita income is about $1500 is a lot more than what it would be in tj. still the gals in this joint had that "constantly cocked" look. Anyways, I was just sitting there, not really interested in any of the gals and listening to the locals constantly talk about the tremendous earthquakes that were destroying neighboring el salvador. Suddenly I look at the door and weeeeeeellllll..... there,s two curvy big assed salvadorean girls with their suitcases looking for work. Being the humanitarian that I am, I made it a point to be their first customer after they had their brief initial interview. I have to say, I was excited about breaking them into the profession.(assuming of course that they had not been whoring in their country) first I went for the finer one and she smelled like shit from the moment she took her clothes off . her friend , which I nailed afterwards, did not smell quite as bad but she was extremely nervous and started smelling foul once I got to penetrate her and the pussy juices came out. What can I say, it was an experience that triggered mixed emotions.

 

[The Origin of Species]

I don't usually have problems with a stinky snatch. The last time I did, I ate this girl out at the Hong Kong club, and she was great great upstairs, let me do almost anything I wanted. But about half way into eating her out, her pussy really started to stink bad, so I just quit with the DATY, and just fucked her, and again it was just great, but after I came, she wanted to cum too, so she stuck her pussy back in my face and wanted me to finsih her off! Sex workers usually don't do that, and they usually don't care if they get off or not. Maybe she just wanted to punish me?( I told her friends about my experience, and they laughed their ass off)

I have more of a problem with a stnky ass from different girls. I turn them over for doggie, and then I"m sorry I did, as sometimes that smell becomes unbearable, but for some guys it turns them on even more getting a little whiff.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've had more problems with "stinky assholes" than stinky snatch on Mexican girls.

 

[korgrue]

I guess its like gambling no one wants to talk about their losses and bad experiences-nuff said...

 

[Beer n wings]

I would like to nominate as the # 1 "STINKIEST SNATCH" ever a Las Vegas blond I took "up" the Stratosphere Hotel as the solid #1. Number #2 would have to be one paticular $20 Nuevo Laredo Boystown street girl I sampled. And #3 would be a certain TJ "Alley" SG. Please post no more than 3 nominations and since the OSCARS may not occur this is all we have! I would also give honorable mention to particular members of the "day staff" of the Del Rey Hotel San Jose, Costa Rica!