Worst mpa for 2002

[papercutfaint]

Hey massageplanet.netites, how about an award for the WORST mpa for 2002. All of us must have had a session this year that had you crying the money you left behind on that massage table. Wishing you had a string on a pully that when you pull it, you get a KICK in the ASS for even having tried that MPA.

My vote goes to to to Samantha@Alpha (not the old brunette Samantha, she was decent)-- cold, controlling, major limits, and gave the impression that I was lucky she had time for this!!

NOW HOLD ON AC management, put the phone down, your lawyers probably on lunch, besides I did recently give Marylin a great review. SO see I am not picking on AC.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The last two times I've been to Alden Club, I've said, "never again." So I'm not pissed off at myself for the first one, I chalked it up to experience, but what I'm pissed off about is going back and getting the same shitty service again. "Rush, rush, rush" is all you get there now. If anyone has been there for a session that lasted more than 20 minutes, please let me know.

Timbit

 

[jessika721]

a certain mpa@ a certain mp and you didn't here it from me ...

 

[MeMYself]

...Even on a "so-called" bad day, she would still rock anyones' world.

...Makes you wish you were stranded on a deserted island with her.

...Makes you realize, we are so damn lucky and, for whatever reason, she has chosen this sometimes hazardous and highly critiqued occupation.

...So many of her clients (not just me) have professed or kept it to themselves that they can't help but fall in love with her on many different levels.

SO THIS MPA AT A CERTAIN MP DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS LIST WHATSOEVER...SHE BELONGS IN THE BEST OF 2000 - PRESENT LIST.

 

[*~Ms Kitty~* MOJO COUGAR]

... actually, no.

My worst session was Sophie@Tohfar, but that was just my personal perspective and experience. Others have said they had amazing experiences with her ...

 

[Debi]

Humble D,

Is Tarah your personal god?

 

[Becky]

Rusty Dude,

Your humour can be cheap at times. The Humble D bashing is getting a little old isn't it?

-Dudenhagen

 

[Amir H]

So is kissing the ground Tarah walks on.


Back Burner

 

[stars.stripes.soccer.]

You noticed that as well?........
and I thought i clicked with my fav!...

 

[solvent]

Dudenhagen,

I know he likes (maybe loves) her,but the way he describes her is a little too much.

The way he describes her, no wonder all these guys are saying she's not that great. Unrealistic expectations is all he's creating.

 

[sammyy772]

Back Burner,

What Humble D does and feels is his prerogative. He

 

[CARNAGE *Anti-YOU]

Tarah certainly doesn't belong in any worst of 2002 thread. For me I think it would be a girl named Sushi who I saw waaay back in January. Her name should have been a warning since I'm not fond of Sushi. She was forgettable certainly, until this thread.

 

[camcam]

To feel a personal affinity to certain people is fine, but to sing the praises of one MPA consistently and exclusively of all the different girls who work in this industry is not what I would call healthy, in fact, it's obsessive and it would make me worry for the MPA in question.

I'm sure the Humble is a nice guy, but with all the weirdos out there, you have to wonder sometimes.

dude abides.

 

[V-katastrophe]

You really do have to keep things in perspective.

 

[takersbrother]

I cannot believe that no one has mentioned Vanessa from Back Fitness. Be forewarned, if you go to see her you may need a poop scooper.

 

[yasmin]

Should have walked out when I realized that it was so
clearly going to be a Bad Deal...

She didn't want to stick in the "legal" limits; clearly
interested in selling a little bit more, but at horribly
higher prices than rates elsewhere in the Wilmot region...

 

[isabella]

Given the wealth of information on this board, there is no reason why anyone should have to have a terrible experience (other than due to the fickleness of any MPA on any given day). We all know the names of numerous MPAs who have received very good-great reviews. That is, of course, the very purpose of this board.

 

[rc wwe heel fan]

Sorry if I misinterpretted Northred's post...I thought he was joking around with Anonymous' post-deletion-post-deletion recently that he intentionally did not name her.

Relax guys, although my posts are genuinely how I feel, sometimes I go over the top on purpose to see how riled up some of you can get over what is really not that huge an issue (as compared to what serious stuff happens around the world).

 

[xzc426]

Believe me, I am not an obsessive weirdo. Tarah does not have anything to fear from me whatsoever. I care about her enough not to ever invade her real world. I only know things about her that she tells me.
I would worry about others who may be obsessed with her enough to bother her but are in the shadows and do not post.

 

[isitevil]

SHEESH , how does a worst mpa 2002 thread end up so OFF TRACK!!!! Lighten up and save some other poor guys potiential bad sessions in the year 2003. MPA's that 90% of the time give decent sessions and have just the odd bad day should not even be mentioned in this post. As for Tarah I agree she belongs in the BEST for 2002 along with many other from HFH or IT.